Post your favorite FIGHT CLUB quotes here

[Freak Show]

"now you've done it. You've just gone and fired a gun at your imaginary friend, in front of a whole van of nitroglycerine!"

 

[JustinM]

"if you wake up in a different place at a different time, can you wake up as a different person?"

"this is your life and its ending one minute at a time"

"the things you own end up owning you"


there are so many more!
peace

 

[AAP]

Chemical burn, the most painful thing in the world...

 

[FrankRizzo]

"Are you gonna bring me every piece of trash you find?"

(Talking to his boss when the boss finds a piece of paper with the fight club rules on it"

 

[Lil Juicer]

"I am Jacks' colon..." (Jack) "Yeah, I get cancer I kill Jack." (Tyler)

"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."

"How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight before."

"I make and I sell soap."

"We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world."

"Self improvement is masturbation, now self destruction..."

 

[Lil Juicer]

"And you, your to fucking...BLONDE!"

 

[Kryp2o]

"Bob, Bob had bitch tits."

 

[mekannik]

"And now a question of etiquette - as I pass do I give you the crotch or the ass."

-Tyler getting up from his plane seat and then gesturing behind the stewardess

 

[from zero]

Our fathers are models of God. If our father fail, what does that tell you about God?

Fuck redemption, Fuck damnation. If we are God's unwanted children, so be it.

 

[jerkbox]

I want bowel cancer.