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KillahBee

KillahBee

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Let's get some grossness here please people. Current and former.

- 6 broken fingers (playing football once I broke my pinky to the point that it was shaped like an "L", pointing out. the doc had to jam a needle into the middle bone part then manually jack it back into place)
- back surgery (microdiscectomy)
- torn rotator cuff
- stitches above my left eye (was playing tackle football with no gear, smashed into some other kid....broke his nose on my face)
- I have pencil lead in the palm of my right hand, lol (when I was younger - for some reason - I was jumping up and down on my bed with a pencil in my hand trying to touch the ceiling. the pencil was lead down tho, so I snapped it into my fucking palm. you can still see the lead)
- several concussions
- chipped tooth (don't ever let a kid named "Gus" punch you)
- broken ankle

I think that's it. for the hyper kid I was (and am), I've pretty much steered clear of any major issues.
 
KillahBee said:
- I have pencil lead in the palm of my right hand, lol (when I was younger - for some reason - I was jumping up and down on my bed with a pencil in my hand trying to touch the ceiling. the pencil was lead down tho, so I snapped it into my fucking palm. you can still see the lead)
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lol, ditto... i can still see mine too. I think it's graphite though... hopefully :worried:

-concusions (baseball, skiing)
-sprained ankle (lacrosse)
-almost cut my finger off slicing a bagel, that was bloody, nice scar.
-tiny scar near upper lip from old childhood "friend" jabbing me with a plastic rifle in the face that had a sharp/broken plastic tip.

-new addition: quater size pink scar on left quad from the knurling on a barbell and shrugging big weight and scraping the crap out of it.
-wrestling my father when i was younger i sliced my elbow open to where i could see bone. My elbow swipped one of those floor air vents that sat on top of the carpet a tad, sliced me open.
-broken nose, the only way even a doctor would know is through xrays and a small hairline fracture... it didn't move.
-Broken 5th metacapel of the hand (Boxer's fracture)

-i'm tired of typing... let's add carpel tunnel syndrome.

... ok, i'm back for more

-lower back injury, xrays to find out wtf that is ... SOON.
-lactose intolerance
-had previous shoulder/rotator issues, they've been remedied though with proper form.
-scars all over, I scar from a papercut, it's pretty ridiculous... i probably should never get a tattoo.
-ingrown big toe nail that i had to go to the Dr. to have cut out, lol..
-does getting 4 wisdom teef pulled at the same time under anestesia count as surgury? That was fun.
 
Britney will post here about her c-section scar (which we have all seen now)

I'm prett healthy... not much has happened:

1. I once stuck a scissor in my bicep, which almost got all the way through.
2. Broken wrist (it sucks, because there are so many tiny bones in there)
3. I had the mother of all ingrown toenails, some 10 years ago... it lasted months and eventually, the fragment of nail burrowed its way through the top of my toe... I pulled that bitch out and almost fainted from paint at that moment. NEver happened again. This is by far, the most horrible shit I've been through...seeing your toe with a torpedo bay on top.

4. When I was a kif I had ashtma and was allergic (still allergic). Had to rush me to the emergency room a number of times to get me oxygen and Adrenalin so that I could breath again... you feel you are going to die everytime that happens... asfixia is not nice.
 
Ive never broken a bone or needed stitches for an injury.
-badly sprained ankle as a kid from playing softball (I was covering 2nd and some fatty decided to slide into my ankle)
-Several dislocated kneecaps/knee joints started when I used to do gymnastics. Landed wrong doing a front one-handed handspring (ranging from junior high school all the way up to adulthood - last time being when I was about early twenties). By several, I mean I lost count. Id guess roughly 5 times each knee.
-Several dislocated shoulder joints - holy fuck do those hurt too. lol one time I raised my arm really fast above my head when we were playing Red Light/Green Light in the hallway at my previous job and the fugger just popped out of soclket. Took a while to maneuver that bish back into place too. A good 2 minutes of trying to fiddle it back Fuggg the thought of it is giving me shivers. One time I did it when I drunkenly fell out of my loft at college and landed on my straightened arm. Damn shoulder just ripped right out. Nowadays, I have to be extremely careful because if I do the wrong movement when lifting, it will pop out (no behind the beck presses, no skull crushers, flyes are questionable, etc)
-Hernia surgery when I was 3 yrs old
-Gall bladder removal surgery when I was 27
-VAGINAL childbirth w/o epidural (monstrous baby @ 9lbs 13ozs.)
-Another surgery in which they cut me from hip to hip across my lower abdomen. That's a monster scar right there.
-A few minor stress fractures in my feet when I was younger.
 
Never have broken a bone before!
-Only recieved stitches once and it was due to the childbirth of my 1st born
-I am anemic so I bruise daily...
I fell down a set of stairs carrying my oldest son when he was a baby. The steps had no backings to them and it was cement at the bottom, so when i fell I was more concerned about making sure nothing happened to jr. Well I ended up turning so that my back would hit the cement and my son could land on me instead of me on him..Well my leg went through the step where the backing should have been, it ended up twisting completely around where the knee is. Did not break but it was extremely sore for some time. Now I have a big lump in my knee that has been there for almost 5 years now. I was worried that it was a blood clot, it hurts when it is pushed on etc..Docs say it is some sort of calcium deposit type thing, nothing to be worried about...
Got into a car accident back in 1997 and my head smashed the windsheild, had glass from the top of my nose to mid head.Was picking glass out of head with tweezers for months! Went to er transported by ambulance.Had blood all over forehead and glass in it. Fuckin nurse went ahead and wet a facecloth and scrubbed my fore head with the damp cloth, causing the glass to go in deeper (fuckin bitch)....
I cannot think of any thing else at this time!
 
broken thumb from a car accident (came forward on it really hard and broke it)
broken middle finger from punching a dude in the head at a Cryptopsy concert

Shit, everything else hurts from throwing around all the weight in the gym - but in pretty good shape otherwise.
 
delivered 2 babies without pain killers

black eye during sex

3rd degree burns

and now i had my foot cut open, bones cut and fused, metal rod, etc.
 
KillahBee said:
lmfao @:

lactose intolerant
vaginal birth
red light/green light at work
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Welkl, Im lactose intolerant, so when we were playing red light/green light at work, I ended up having a vaginal birth right there in the hallway.

Dems was good times.
 
pintoca said:
smurfy talking about vaginal this and vaginal that is rather exhilarating
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I sense your sarcasm.


BTW, I do have a rather wonderful vagina. My husband said it's the best one he's ever had. And he's been with at least one other person.
 
Smurfy said:
I sense your sarcasm.


BTW, I do have a rather wonderful vagina. My husband said it's the best one he's ever had. And he's been with at least one other person.
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you get brazillian waxes?
 
broke nose-bar fight,some dude attacked our female bouncer so I jumped on him beat him up right through the doors and when I got outside two of his buddies grabbed my arms and he had open rain on my face, it was a bad break,really low thank god and my nose doesnt look like it was broken,unlike some bros whos knows is just fucked.

kidney stones-OUCH is all I can say

scar under my eye-when I was a kid my dog jumped on me and i fell into the exhause pipe on my dads truck, the hospital didnt clean it and now i have muffler soot in my face,thats real fucking awesome.
 
LOL @ Smurfy.

-Broken right hand (boxer's fracture, fight in 4th grade)
-Broke 4 fingerrs, sprained my right thumb a few times playing football.
-Broken clavicle from mountain biking.
-Compound greenstick fracture on my left tibia (got bodychecked playing basketball and came down waaaay wrong).
-Cracked ribs.
-Got stabbed, but it was half-assed and only made it to my rib, thank god.
-Broken tooth, broke the crown twice.
-Stitches on my face 5 times, back of my head once, hand once, and on my shin where my bone came out.
-4 Concussions.
-Broke my foot jumping on my bed when I was a kid. I fell off the bed and got my foot stuck between the mattress and the frame.
-Rotator cuff issues but never diagnosed, some lower back shit once every 2 years.
-I'm kind of getting a cold.
-It's cold in my office ttoday.
 
jnevin said:
LOL @ Smurfy.

-Broken right hand (boxer's fracture, fight in 4th grade)
-Broke 4 fingerrs, sprained my right thumb a few times playing football.
-Broken clavicle from mountain biking.
-Compound greenstick fracture on my left tibia (got bodychecked playing basketball and came down waaaay wrong).
-Cracked ribs.
-Got stabbed, but it was half-assed and only made it to my rib, thank god.
-Broken tooth, broke the crown twice.
-Stitches on my face 5 times, back of my head once, hand once, and on my shin where my bone came out.
-4 Concussions.
-Broke my foot jumping on my bed when I was a kid. I fell off the bed and got my foot stuck between the mattress and the frame.
-Rotator cuff issues but never diagnosed, some lower back shit once every 2 years.
-I'm kind of getting a cold.
-It's cold in my office ttoday.
- My Pussy Hurts
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Fixed.
 
Stiches under chin (fell off the top of an escalator when I was about 2yo)
Stiches on pad of R thumb
Pulled R hamstring from marathon training about 7-8 years ago
Broke R foot (5th metatarsal) in March 06
2 crowns on front teeth - fell off a merry go round when I was about 7-8yo
Gave birth to one child (with LOTS of painkillers, god bless medicine)
Appendectomy scar on R side (about 2in long, faded so you can't really see it)
 
I was born on Friday the 13th and it seemed that I was always getting hurt but I contribute most my injuries to not turning down a dare. I have had several sprain ankles, black eyes, stiches, broken teeth but none compared to being hit by a car at the age of 12!!! That was very tramadic! I broke my left femor bone and was in traction for 2 months, then moved to a body cast and literally had to learn to walk agian and remember calling my dad to tell him when I took my first step. I will never forget that experience....worst than the pain of childbirth! Before putting the pin in my leg to hold the weights on they used a hand drill...manual. I was awake for this. *shudder*

The boy that hit me was only 15 and had his dad in passenger side showing him how to drive. After I was hit, the dad tried picking me up under my arms and dropped me, we think that is what caused my bone to almost poke out of skin!! Oh and to top it all off....they cut my Jordash jeans!!! Those were the shit then!
 
I was a Butcher from age 16-24 and have dozens of small scars on my hands and arms from various knife, bone, hook, saw injuries. Lost probably 5-6 complete finger nails due to them being smashed, but they regrew back OK

Very severe Boxers fracture of my right hand pinkie fingers knuckle from hitting a wall when pissed at a woman instead of hitting her. Also had to have it rebroken 3 weeks into it healing wrong in the cast..

Torn Knee Meniscus repair via scope due to me being an older fuck trying to play Basketball with young black dudes.

Several CortSteriod injections into my lower back/spine for myofacial trigger points.

2 recent chunks cut out of my chest and forehead for carcinomas
 
i had the misfortune to run head on into a barbed wire fence. dug some wicked scars from my chest to my ankle. bonus: it was pitch black outside, so i never saw it. got up, and ran into it again cuz i couldnt see it. one of my finer moments.

there's a kickass scar right through my eyebrow on one side from an elbow during an hockey game, but i always wanted a hockey scar.
 
This is going to be a long list.LOL

Broken almost every bone in my right hand at least once. Pinky 4 times.
Broken saddle joint right hand.
Scar from finger nail to hand on right finger from a dog bite.
Large scar from a headlight fixture over middle knuckle right hand.
Lots of small scars on knuckles from football and fighting on both hands.
One inch long scar on left inner wrist from tearing out an IV in the hospital.
Four small scars on left thumb pad from a fucking cat.
Large burn scar on right inner wrist from cigarette.
Small brand on back of left wrist.
Two inch brand on left pec.
Dislocated right elbow (relocated it myself)
Dislocated right shoulder twice (relocated it myself both times)
Broken left pinky finger three times.
Torn right pec insertion
Two scars on forhead (one from a tv one from a telescope)
Cracked three ribs on right side.
Stretched saccral ligament.
Separated right hip.
Partially torn acl, mcl, lcl, lateral meniscus, medial meniscus, and patellar tendon on right knee.
Dislocated right foot.
Stress fractured right foot three times.
Broken two of my right toes, pinky two twice.
I've had my tonsils out and my addnoids removed.
Large scars on both shins from deadlifting.
Small divot in right shin from a ply box.

That covers most of it there's some other stuff that I am not going into.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
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Scar on my forehead, I fell (was pushed...) off a balcony and landed head first on a piece of metal (partially buried bicycle chain guard) at age 4.
 
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