post up your best yo momma! jokes!

[XBiker]

Your momma so fat if she work for the red cross, they'd be landing helicopters on her back.

 

[jaded]

"Yo momma's so stupid she jumped off a cliff to see if maxi pads really had wings"

 

[StickFigure]

Dood, you totally stole that...

Maaan! Shut yo anarexic, tape worm havin, Dick Gregory Bahamian diet drinkin' butt up!! Leave me alone!

 

[Tytan]

Yo momma so fat, her blood type is rocky road.
Yo momma so fat, she gets her toenails painted at maaco.

 

[StickFigure]

Yo mamma's so fat she got her own zip code!

 

[Lestat]

deja vu?