post up your best yo momma! jokes!

[coldblue1955]

yo momma so fat the bus rode on her!

 

[PICK3]

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[coldblue1955]

http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.html

one excellent link.

 

[StickFigure]

Yo mamma so fat, if she fall over she break her leg and gravy poor out!

 

[StickFigure]

Yo mamma's teef so yellow she could butter bread!

 

[StickFigure]

Yo mamma's afro so big, when she gets in her car she got instant tint windows!

 

[Smurfy]

yo momma is so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the remote control.


your house is so small, you drop a washcloth and you got wall to wall carpeting.

your house is so small, the mat out front just says WEL

 

[StickFigure]

Yo mamma's so ugle she got a wooden leg wit a kick stand!

 

[XBiker]

Yo mamma's so ugle she got a wooden leg wit a kick stand!

Dood, you totally stole that...

 

[PICK3]

It was so hot today ...

I saw a fire hydrant thank a dog.