post up your best yo momma! jokes!

coldblue1955 · Oct 22, 2005

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!

perkele · Oct 22, 2005

Yo mamma so fat she should have never gotten herself pregnant.

HS Lifter · Oct 22, 2005

Yo mama so black, she cast a shadow in a coal mine.

coldblue1955 · Oct 23, 2005

yo momma so ugly she made freedy kruger have nightmares.

Dunk · Oct 23, 2005

Your mother's so fat, when I get on top of her my ears pop.

fogg88 · Oct 23, 2005

Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks

HS Lifter · Oct 23, 2005

Your mom is so ugly, she walked through a haunted house and came out with an application.

coldblue1955 · Oct 23, 2005

HS Lifter said:
Your mom is so ugly, she walked through a haunted house and came out with an application.

lol. love that one!

PICK3 · Oct 23, 2005

Your momma is so fat she stood on a scale at the mall and the little card came out reading "one at at time please".

javaguru · Oct 23, 2005

Yo mama so fat she has to make two trips to haul ass.