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swole

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from me to you
 
I could use anything positive right now, even if I'm whoring for...wait. That sounds really wrong.
 
Re: post up for free complement

Nobledude said:
gay alert...

your ass feels tighter in the morning
 
Lestat said:
hahahahaha love these threads

the number of your first post in this thread reflects the type of chicks u fuck.

fives.
 
swole said:
the number of your first post in this thread reflects the type of chicks u fuck.

fives.
:finger:

it also represent the amount of times per week i get laid!
 
MrMuscle said:
i dont mind an ego boost

you can't even scrape the sides of a fleshlight
 
nefertiti said:
I could use anything positive right now, even if I'm whoring for...wait. That sounds really wrong.
I appreciate that instead of attacking me you try to explain everything to me (even if I don't always understand it hehe). I think that is very mature of you. I also think you have a great personality.

I hope you're ok. :( Will everything be ok?
 
nefertiti said:
I could use anything positive right now, even if I'm whoring for...wait. That sounds really wrong.

honestly, i never pay any attention to you. i've never seen you write anything remotely interesting or post any pictures

but i'd be willing to change :qt:
 
slather me with your kind words... I deserve it...

hurry up.. i'm off in 20 mins and I won't be back until tomorrow... :)
 
feisty11975 said:
I can't wait to read this one

you're a sweetheart, fun, loving, a bundle of sunshine. hopefully, you like it in the ass. kinda ditzy tho, it's alright, that goes away when girls like you get their hair pulled
 
swole said:
you're a sweetheart, fun, loving, a bundle of sunshine. hopefully, you like it in the ass. kinda ditzy tho, it's alright, that goes away when girls like you get their hair pulled

damn, you got me pegged! ;)
 
alien amp pharm said:
ok, but be gentle. I am fragile.

i feel like for us to really connect you'd have to be either a little older or a little younger

you need to be more cultured, you're too americanized in the, "i play softball with the local irish dudes who are police with beer-bellies" sense of the word.

but your heart is in the right place and we'd definitely chit chat and shake hands with the ghetto shoulder bump around the picnic table while adding condiments to our burgers before going back to our own respective circle of friends at the barbecue
 
Stefka said:

i have no idea who u are, which is a good thing, trust me
 
jerkbox said:

you're making awesome progress, i remember you bitching about lower back fat, which is where i store my excess calories when i'm bulking

looking awesome bro, lovin the back and delt ish goin on

you're funny sometimes
 
swole said:
you're a sweetheart, fun, loving, a bundle of sunshine. hopefully, you like it in the ass. kinda ditzy tho, it's alright, that goes away when girls like you get their hair pulled


the brightest thing on her entire body is her bleach blond hair... now tell the girl the truth... :evil: :)

Luv ya fisty :heart:
 
swole said:
i feel like for us to really connect you'd have to be either a little older or a little younger

you need to be more cultured, you're too americanized in the, "i play softball with the local irish dudes who are police with beer-bellies" sense of the word.

but your heart is in the right place and we'd definitely chit chat and shake hands with the ghetto shoulder bump around the picnic table while adding condiments to our burgers before going back to our own respective circle of friends at the barbecue

Interesting.

Honestly, I can't pinpoint your personality from on here, so who knows if we'd connect or not.

I can, however, assure you I am not much like I am on EF in the real world. I am pretty quiet, polite, and extremely easy going. I think the few EFers who've met me can vouch for that.

That being said, I do not see why we would not get along in RL.
 
Mr. dB said:
I'd like a visit from Nobledude's avatar.

You're very consistent with your miserable, skeptic, weathered attitude toward anything you don't agree with or understand.

But I would appreciate you in real life. You know why? Because you're never a threat. You're always reliable. You never change. Not even your hairline (which is nice and full!)
 
eat big said:
As a good friend of yours, I demand you send me all the nudes you've accumulated while being a member here.

Chicks only.

Well shit that eliminates 3/4 of what's in my vault, lol
 
swole said:
honestly, i never pay any attention to you. i've never seen you write anything remotely interesting or post any pictures

but i'd be willing to change :qt:

Some compliment!
 
you feel good about the niners draft?
I haven't had the time to really digest the draft
I'm happy my bengals got kenny Irons of auburn second round
tough back
 
oh no, let me give you a compliment. i insist. you're one of the less greasy wops around these parts. i'm not just saying that, either. your spikes are the finest, fit to drill holes in wood. you have what i would consider the most amazing assortment of italian flag t-shirts in the world. possibly even the solar system. you have a certain style that makes the jersey shore seem like the italian riviera. your club remixes are tighter than a sheep's cunt.
 
jackangel said:
oh no, let me give you a compliment. i insist. you're one of the less greasy wops around these parts. i'm not just saying that, either. your spikes are the finest, fit to drill holes in wood. you have what i would consider the most amazing assortment of italian flag t-shirts in the world. possibly even the solar system. you have a certain style that makes the jersey shore seem like the italian riviera. your club remixes are tighter than a sheep's cunt.

YES! this is why i fuggin love this dude

(seriously, i don't rock spikes anymore lol)

but you're still my boi!!*!
 
stilleto said:
alright. make it good, cowboy.

you have a body like anna nicole smiths, luscious, curvy, sultry.

your wit is sharper than KB's tongue

your intuition and social awareness is as good as mine, and you're not even twice as old as me!
 
foreigngirl said:
I'm an attention whore


whore me up

heart of fuggin gold, sending me christmas cards and ish

loyal, cultured, iron-willed.

no doubt in my mind you're a wonderful mother and even better wife.

your kids will grow to be smart and hard working because you're a solid influence and know when to draw the line between freedom and disclipline.

you threaten people with sprinklers.
 
pdaddyII said:

we got off on the wrong foot, but like a hot bitch who fell for some dude, you put me in my place and we bonded because of it.

you did use generic insults, but nonetheless they were better than anything jh1 could think of.

but you love your daughter, and scored major poon from posting pictures of that cute litte face, so i can't hate your game
 
eat big said:

you fucking hairy bitch, you never come around again.

go ahead, go take out the trash with a wife-beater and have people complain.

you losing your virginity havin, new haircut muvga, fuggin dude who is making me proud to post on the same forum as him type of guy
 
Spartacus said:
you feel good about the niners draft?
I haven't had the time to really digest the draft
I'm happy my bengals got kenny Irons of auburn second round
tough back

omg, niners are winning their division this year

loaded and solid young defense, offensive threads...i can't wait. they were smart

you guys stole that CB in the first round...you needed that shutdown corner.

now you need linebackers.
 
swole said:
you have a body like anna nicole smiths, luscious, curvy, sultry.

your wit is sharper than KB's tongue

your intuition and social awareness is as good as mine, and you're not even twice as old as me!


oh.

i got a REAL compliment. THANK YOU! that was unexpected. i thought i'd get a veiled insult.

you're awesome. your post made me horny.
 
swole said:
heart of fuggin gold, sending me christmas cards and ish

loyal, cultured, iron-willed.

no doubt in my mind you're a wonderful mother and even better wife.

your kids will grow to be smart and hard working because you're a solid influence and know when to draw the line between freedom and disclipline.

you threaten people with sprinklers.


:heart:

my turn:

Your positive vibe takes over even through the internet. The way you see womens and family is awsome and sweet and you will make one girl very happy one day. You are not nearly as mean as you portray yourself here sometimes.

Oh, and your laughter is contagious
 
I'm really hurt, really really hurt... You skipped me dammit :(
 
pintoca said:

pintoca, you remind me of this engineer i work with. he's wicked smart and travels like forever days out of the week. i feel like you could be part of the ocean's 11 crew. intelligent, suave, wordly, rational, fun.


redguru said:
I'm a little late to the party, but such is life.

i've always appreciated your knowledge about history and science. we go way back actually, both being active in the bookie forum...it seems that's where all the cool people chill. i'm proud to have an e-friend as polish and good hearted as yourself :)

blueta2 said:
""" I'm sorry Swole is not available, he's away buying more stylin jeans"

you still wear turtlenecks and levis, but that wouldn't stop me from giving you the sawseech on a good hair day
 
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