I graduated from Birmingham-Southern
we didn't have a football team
but I broke my clavicle in intramural football
diving for a tackle
no pads you know
I recall a time I hit this one guy running down the side lines at full speed
at an angle and knocked him out into the crowd
which was OK in my mind because I played for the drug frat and him for the popular frat
so you could imagine the composition of the sideline crowd
almost none of these guys even knew how to get down into a 3 point stance
standing half up like they are a linebacker
no mother you are on the line
generate power and drive into their gut
one time our frat with 15 went against the 40 or so of the rather atheletic frat
we were losing
and one of their members I suppose thought it was safe enough to enter the game
and mock us while smoking a cig
so I suggested we run a play with everyone going at asshole
fuck gaining yardage
so satisfying to see that cig butt on the ground
we ran a play; "everybody just go for slick"
see the tendency is when the other team is fielding punts/kickoffs is for everyone
to descend on the area where the "kick" landed
I'd rush the opposite side of the field
and there your runner be
what a commanding hit
fair play