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[wootoom]

life is all about that little slit

 

[miplank]

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

 

[wootoom]

 

[miplank]

When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?

 

[miplank]

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

 

[miplank]

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

 

[wootoom]

you may kiss the cawk

 

[WoodyO]

Does Cawk skin obey Hooke's Law? And, if so, what would Young's Modulus be?

 

[Spartacus]

a couple of broken hearts
a pair of bad acid trips
and two requests
year later
I want michael to embalm my grandmother

 

[wootoom]

E=MCawk

 

[Spartacus]

a couple of broken hearts
a pair of bad acid trips
and two requests
years later
I want michael to embalm my grandmother

 

[wootoom]

yikes!

 

[miplank]

If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

 

[wootoom]

what if god was one of us? just a slob like one of us?

 

[wootoom]

 

[Spartacus]

indeed Allison's grandmother was the final body I embalmed
now I work soley with the living
getting older and can't continue to spreadmyself around

 

[Spartacus]

beautiful
and it's
tuesday afternoon
cindy soon will be here
and drink with us

 

[wootoom]

fuckin rights

 

[WoodyO]

But, will Cindy Dink with us?

 

[Spartacus]

this is my blood

 

[miplank]

But, will Cindy Dink with us?

Ms. Pearly Whites is down for whatever...

 

[wootoom]

But, will Cindy Dink with us?

I wonder if Cindy can dinky?

 

[Spartacus]

I think I'm going to have to bathe Manson
I noticed a flea
little guy is potty,food and water trained inside of 12 hours
now to get wet

 

[miplank]

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

 

[miplank]

Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?

 

[Spartacus]

no I think I'll allow him another day
to build confidence
before I do what is necessary
for him

 

[Mr. dB]

this is my blood

 

[Spartacus]

I've been torn up inside
I've been left behind

 

[Spartacus]

to deflect the enemy while you get passage

 

[wootoom]

who out the dog in the dog house?

 

[Spartacus]

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

as soon as you start

 

[Spartacus]

the world is round
look up in the sky and see the clues

 

[miplank]

it's overcast

 

[wootoom]

fuck seriously what is wrong with shit

 

[Mr. dB]

fuck seriously what is wrong with shit

Human error most likely.

 

[Spartacus]

heh

 

[Spartacus]

Yes she has

she got fucked

 

[cindylou]

I'm right here..I can hear you guys talking about me

 

[Spartacus]

see what I'm sayin'

 

[miplank]

And u love it

 

[Spartacus]

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

so figutatively speaking
does the sun rise or fall?

 

[cindylou]

the son rises!

 

[Spartacus]

and there you go

 

[Spartacus]

trust me
I'm making it
painfully
obvious

 

[miplank]

the son rises!

Wanna know what else rises?

 

[Spartacus]

where is leddickhead?
when you need him
to empathize a point

 

[Mr. dB]

where is leddickhead?
when you need him
to empathize a point

Empathy is not his strong suit.

 

[brownbrown]

Wanna know what else rises?

My Penis in your mouth does.

 

[Spartacus]

Wanna know what else rises?

mojo
not flo jo
she too fat

 

[Spartacus]

lesson one

 

[Spartacus]

always be prepared to pair your post

 

[Spartacus]

otherwise you're just talking to yourself

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

24 hour shopping

 

[Spartacus]

and out comes the man from mars

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

 

[cindylou]

I listened to that three times

 

[Spartacus]

"we're going to win on sunday"
namath

 

[Spartacus]

broadway spartacus

 

[Spartacus]

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

easy
that one there is the one without legs

 

[Spartacus]

if I had multiple bodies without legs
I commit them to memory

 

[Spartacus]

we only used them in case we got suit filed against us
I didn't bother with them nor the so called "embalming report"
sue me

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

we provided the casket and tent set up for the funeral scene in big fish
made that money
and then buried an airman who died on a motorcycle in the casket

 

[brownbrown]

We will provide the coffin for the Deads
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[Chopzilla]

Wait wut?

 

[Spartacus]

We will provide the coffin for the Deads
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it's a "casket"
a coffin is the anuglar shaped deal
that tapers about the legs
back when they had to conserve wood

 

[Spartacus]

and while you having breakfast
I'll be marrying beers

 

[brownbrown]

it's a "casket"
a coffin is the anuglar shaped deal
that tapers about the legs
back when they had to conserve wood

Coffers for the Deceased
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[Spartacus]

Wait wut?

go back until the day you began

 

[Spartacus]

there is but one final supper

 

[brownbrown]

go back until the day you began

Form which your mind was clean and Fee...

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[Spartacus]

I respect your try

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

"I can't feel my legs"

 

[Spartacus]

in a three cat household one will figure out which is number two

 

[brownbrown]

in a three cat household one will figure out which is number two

The one that meets the dog will

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[brownbrown]

there is but one final supper

But there are many desserts

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[Spartacus]

and i have a dream

 

[Spartacus]

see what you do is separate your assailants
then defeat them in detail

 

[Spartacus]

lololololololol

 

[Spartacus]

just because it's a "recoilless" rifle doesn't mean you can fire it from your shoulder

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

"You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas."
Davy Crockett

 

[Spartacus]

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

 

[Spartacus]

but the Israeli main battle tank was designed with the engine in front
and thus has better crew survivability
they get out back

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

excellent film
the whole movie

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

I need you to be ready
we'll be outnumbered significantly

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

Does Cawk skin obey Hooke's Law? And, if so, what would Young's Modulus be?

cindylou is gonna circumsize you for that comment

 

[Spartacus]

it's overcast

ask copernicus then

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

and i get on my knees and pray
we don't get fooled again

 

[Spartacus]

I've been requested twice to go to a site titled;
beastlord
fuck no

 

[Spartacus]

I'm here
and will maintain the position

 

[Spartacus]

Mallory looks like michael jackson
fucking ghouls

 

[Spartacus]

The more I read Spartacus' posts the more I actually begin to understand them. Scary but true. Wow.

and I do straight bar curls in the squat rack
they can wait
I don't take my sweet ass time