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[wootoom]

life is all about that little slit

 

[miplank]

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

 

[wootoom]

 

[miplank]

When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?

 

[miplank]

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

 

[miplank]

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

 

[wootoom]

you may kiss the cawk

 

[WoodyO]

Does Cawk skin obey Hooke's Law? And, if so, what would Young's Modulus be?

 

[Spartacus]

a couple of broken hearts
a pair of bad acid trips
and two requests
year later
I want michael to embalm my grandmother

 

[wootoom]

E=MCawk