Post some famous quotes either from movies or life!!!

[the_alcatraz]

"you scratch our back, we'll scratch yours"
"well, the funny thing about my back is it's located on my cock"

ololololololololololololooolo

 

[Arabian]

Drill Sergeant: Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?
Forrest Gump: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
Drill Sergeant: God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump. Listen up, people...
Forrest Gump: [narrates] Now for some reason I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It's not really hard. You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand up straight and always answer every question with "Yes, drill sergeant."
Drill Sergeant: ...Is that clear?
Forrest Gump: Yes, drill sergeant!

lol good one Alcatraz

 

[-SD-]

"i suck dick"

pick3 goes to prague

Volume 39

 

[myway]

My way or the highway
Im the boss applesauce (Myways saying)

YAY!!!!!!!

 

[Arabian]

Your from Texas,,, only Steers and Queers come from Texas and you dont like like a cow,,,, Full Metal Jacket

 

[the_alcatraz]

Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

 

[Arabian]

In the movie Dumb and Dumber where he goes just go ahead and pee man it will feel good as they are going up the mountains on the moped in subzero temps

 

[the_alcatraz]

Fat Man at Bench: It was a bullet, wasn't it?
Forrest Gump: A bullet?
Fat Man at Bench: That jumped up and bit you.
Forrest Gump: Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.

 

[-SD-]

Fat Man at Bench: It was a bullet, wasn't it?
Forrest Gump: A bullet?
Fat Man at Bench: That jumped up and bit you.
Forrest Gump: Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.

dude your quotes are waaay too complicated, gotta be short and sweet like:
I must break you
if he dies he dies
I'll be back
etc

olololooollolololololol

 

[the_alcatraz]

John F. Kennedy: Congratulations, how do you feel?
Forrest Gump: I gotta pee.
John F. Kennedy: [turning to camera] I believe he said he had to go pee. Heh heh.