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Disclaimer: I would like to say I see nothing wrong with driving a import for economic reasons. Fact is a couple of my friends drive them. As a car enthusiast I also find alot of effort in the fabricating of these cars and find some of them to be quite beatiful when done with taste. I understand its a form of art and it takes skill to mod and fabricate. However! I am sick and tired of pulling up to every stoplight and having to race every little wanker with a spoiler. For the most part owners of imports have written me and clearly stated that the purpose of these cars is just to display their skills, not to race. I honestly love to drag race there is nothing more fun, (well maybe not nothing) but I look for a good race, they are tons more fun than a blowout.
THE MYTH OF THE FAST RICER!
Ever since that God forsaken movie The FAST AND THE FURIOUS came out, its had every loser with a low dollar car dreaming of racing it. See these dorks believe that because a car is old its a "CLUNKER". The truth is these cars where running 11's or better before you where the biggest mistake your mother ever made. Before she made the mistake of not aborting you. Back on subject. The Fast and The Furious was a fountain of lies, beginning with the Ferrari and ending with the Charger. This made every poor bastard who bought a ricer grow nuts over night. They make themselves feel better by spouting off lies about American Cars. Those piece of junk bitch cars cannot go fast. Unless of course they spray NOS. The Fast and the Furious was sponsored by NIRA(National Import Racing Association) therefore of course they will always beat the Muscle Cars ON SCREEN. Beating a real car is every RICER losers biggest masturbatory fantasy. Kind of like sleeping with a Super Model or even a pretty girl, it will never happen. Of coures even on screen they need NOS, the universal symbol of a loser. Use all throttle no bottle, if you've got anything under the hood! Its "Penis Envy" I think though. That drives them to this. Some type of compensation for being poorly hung. Like a short girl wearing platform shoes so she can feel taller. Back to my point. I’ve raced every piece of rice I have pulled up next to and guess what? I’VE NEVER LOST! One day I’m sure some ricer loser with a bottle will smoke me, but that will be the only way its going to happen. Its quite funny to watch them trying to shift and steadily falling back, like they where standing still. 80% of the time they instigate the race. For you PRO rice dorks, read the article at the link below admitting, they suck. And the 2F&2F Camaro isn’t even a Real Yenko. The Real Yenko Camaro ran 11.94 in 1969 lol. That’s without breaking out the fun new aftermarket stuff we have now. Mustang Boss 429 could run an 12.1@quatermile. The Baldwin-Motion Phase III Camaro could run 11.5 back in the day. The '02 Hennessy Venom 1000TT Viper will run it in 9.84sec @ 156.35mph without NOS. Be sure to check out the Charger link below, you can see Detroits Muscle in action. So finally all you jokers dropping money on your Fast and Furious ride. Get the FACTS. Spend your hard earned money on a muscle car, at least you wont look like a joke to the rest of the world. You could easily afford a muscle car with the money you waste on a ricer. Who knows maybe someone might confuse you for someone with taste. Probably not.
Important points and facts:
1. FACT: Decals do no make it faster nor do stickers... sorry. Hate to break it to you.
2. FACT: Bad news friend, Spoilers don’t work at all till 115mph, your car will never reach that by Quater mile.
3. POINT: I can never recall seeing a spoiler made of aluminum on a nice Ferrari... you?
4. FACT: My Girlfriend or one of her friends probably drives the same car as you!
5. FACT: Corvette Killers could maybe beat a stock Corvette no big accomplishment, done it, and I bagged a Porsche too. They could never smoke a hocked-up one, or anything else American hocked-up for drag racing for that matter.
6. POINT: NOS is like a wonder bra, makes up for not having anything there.
7. FACT: If you drive a ricer, somebody’s slammin your girl.
8. FACT: Just because you beat a weak ass Mustang, Mustang GT or a Camaro or a RS Camaro doesn’t make your car fast nor does it give you a snowballs chance against a REAL drag car. I’m sorry the power is just not there.
9. POINT: When you dorks went to go see the Fast and the Furious movie, did you notice the theatre was filled with ghetto bastards? I made the mistake of seeing the first one thinking it was a movie about drag racing, had I know it was a fairy tale I wouldn’t have went. The good news is I got allot of good laughs out of it. Like the FLYING V(wasnt that from the Mighty Ducks?) when they where going to the MAKE BELIEVE RACES in the beginning. Anyone who has ever been to the real street races will know, that American Muslce dominates. I loved the way they blocked off the street and spray painted a starting line and a finish line. Secondly the race against the Ferrari. Hysterical, I do feel bad for the poor stuntman getting to ride in such a nice car and having to keep his foot off the floor to let some loser in a Supra pass him.
10. FACT: The funniest thing from the first film was, that they had to make the 1970 Charger, have a MYSTICAL & IMAGINARY explosion under the hood in a place where NOTHING could blow up. Just so the Supra fag could even stay close. No one with half a fucking brain would ever believe that piece of shit could beat anything that was made to drag race. Especially a HEMI with a SUPERCHARGER AND ENDERLE AIR CLEANER!
11. POINT: WTF? I just saw the second one on DVD, I Didnt and Wouldnt pay a dime to see it in theatre. Its amazing the Blonde guy got progressively more ghetto as the movie went on. Probably for audience appeal.
12. POINT: What was the deal with the Yenko Camaro stalling after they played chicken? I have spun out plenty of times(and thats no lie) and I have NEVER had that problem. My car never just DIED. I love the way they type cast the Muslce Car drivers as solid meatheads. Of course, I should have known that was coming. So anyhow due to another MYSTICAL & IMAGINARY problem with the Muscle Car and NOS another rice dork went home happy thinking he was cool.
13. FACT: In order to take the attention of their cars sucking NIRA destroyed all the best cars in the movies. In the first one and the second one. Go ahead Rice boy deny it.
LIST OF DESTROYED SUPERIOR CARS from the Fast and the Furious series!
1970 Dodge Charger
1970 Dodge Challenger
1969 Yenko Camaro
2003 Saleen Mustang
2003 Corvette
...jealous?
BAD RICE BOY! Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks your an asshole.
Disclaimer: I would like to say I see nothing wrong with driving a import for economic reasons. Fact is a couple of my friends drive them. As a car enthusiast I also find alot of effort in the fabricating of these cars and find some of them to be quite beatiful when done with taste. I understand its a form of art and it takes skill to mod and fabricate. However! I am sick and tired of pulling up to every stoplight and having to race every little wanker with a spoiler. For the most part owners of imports have written me and clearly stated that the purpose of these cars is just to display their skills, not to race. I honestly love to drag race there is nothing more fun, (well maybe not nothing) but I look for a good race, they are tons more fun than a blowout.
THE MYTH OF THE FAST RICER!
Ever since that God forsaken movie The FAST AND THE FURIOUS came out, its had every loser with a low dollar car dreaming of racing it. See these dorks believe that because a car is old its a "CLUNKER". The truth is these cars where running 11's or better before you where the biggest mistake your mother ever made. Before she made the mistake of not aborting you. Back on subject. The Fast and The Furious was a fountain of lies, beginning with the Ferrari and ending with the Charger. This made every poor bastard who bought a ricer grow nuts over night. They make themselves feel better by spouting off lies about American Cars. Those piece of junk bitch cars cannot go fast. Unless of course they spray NOS. The Fast and the Furious was sponsored by NIRA(National Import Racing Association) therefore of course they will always beat the Muscle Cars ON SCREEN. Beating a real car is every RICER losers biggest masturbatory fantasy. Kind of like sleeping with a Super Model or even a pretty girl, it will never happen. Of coures even on screen they need NOS, the universal symbol of a loser. Use all throttle no bottle, if you've got anything under the hood! Its "Penis Envy" I think though. That drives them to this. Some type of compensation for being poorly hung. Like a short girl wearing platform shoes so she can feel taller. Back to my point. I’ve raced every piece of rice I have pulled up next to and guess what? I’VE NEVER LOST! One day I’m sure some ricer loser with a bottle will smoke me, but that will be the only way its going to happen. Its quite funny to watch them trying to shift and steadily falling back, like they where standing still. 80% of the time they instigate the race. For you PRO rice dorks, read the article at the link below admitting, they suck. And the 2F&2F Camaro isn’t even a Real Yenko. The Real Yenko Camaro ran 11.94 in 1969 lol. That’s without breaking out the fun new aftermarket stuff we have now. Mustang Boss 429 could run an 12.1@quatermile. The Baldwin-Motion Phase III Camaro could run 11.5 back in the day. The '02 Hennessy Venom 1000TT Viper will run it in 9.84sec @ 156.35mph without NOS. Be sure to check out the Charger link below, you can see Detroits Muscle in action. So finally all you jokers dropping money on your Fast and Furious ride. Get the FACTS. Spend your hard earned money on a muscle car, at least you wont look like a joke to the rest of the world. You could easily afford a muscle car with the money you waste on a ricer. Who knows maybe someone might confuse you for someone with taste. Probably not.
Important points and facts:
1. FACT: Decals do no make it faster nor do stickers... sorry. Hate to break it to you.
2. FACT: Bad news friend, Spoilers don’t work at all till 115mph, your car will never reach that by Quater mile.
3. POINT: I can never recall seeing a spoiler made of aluminum on a nice Ferrari... you?
4. FACT: My Girlfriend or one of her friends probably drives the same car as you!
5. FACT: Corvette Killers could maybe beat a stock Corvette no big accomplishment, done it, and I bagged a Porsche too. They could never smoke a hocked-up one, or anything else American hocked-up for drag racing for that matter.
6. POINT: NOS is like a wonder bra, makes up for not having anything there.
7. FACT: If you drive a ricer, somebody’s slammin your girl.
8. FACT: Just because you beat a weak ass Mustang, Mustang GT or a Camaro or a RS Camaro doesn’t make your car fast nor does it give you a snowballs chance against a REAL drag car. I’m sorry the power is just not there.
9. POINT: When you dorks went to go see the Fast and the Furious movie, did you notice the theatre was filled with ghetto bastards? I made the mistake of seeing the first one thinking it was a movie about drag racing, had I know it was a fairy tale I wouldn’t have went. The good news is I got allot of good laughs out of it. Like the FLYING V(wasnt that from the Mighty Ducks?) when they where going to the MAKE BELIEVE RACES in the beginning. Anyone who has ever been to the real street races will know, that American Muslce dominates. I loved the way they blocked off the street and spray painted a starting line and a finish line. Secondly the race against the Ferrari. Hysterical, I do feel bad for the poor stuntman getting to ride in such a nice car and having to keep his foot off the floor to let some loser in a Supra pass him.
10. FACT: The funniest thing from the first film was, that they had to make the 1970 Charger, have a MYSTICAL & IMAGINARY explosion under the hood in a place where NOTHING could blow up. Just so the Supra fag could even stay close. No one with half a fucking brain would ever believe that piece of shit could beat anything that was made to drag race. Especially a HEMI with a SUPERCHARGER AND ENDERLE AIR CLEANER!
11. POINT: WTF? I just saw the second one on DVD, I Didnt and Wouldnt pay a dime to see it in theatre. Its amazing the Blonde guy got progressively more ghetto as the movie went on. Probably for audience appeal.
12. POINT: What was the deal with the Yenko Camaro stalling after they played chicken? I have spun out plenty of times(and thats no lie) and I have NEVER had that problem. My car never just DIED. I love the way they type cast the Muslce Car drivers as solid meatheads. Of course, I should have known that was coming. So anyhow due to another MYSTICAL & IMAGINARY problem with the Muscle Car and NOS another rice dork went home happy thinking he was cool.
13. FACT: In order to take the attention of their cars sucking NIRA destroyed all the best cars in the movies. In the first one and the second one. Go ahead Rice boy deny it.
LIST OF DESTROYED SUPERIOR CARS from the Fast and the Furious series!
1970 Dodge Charger
1970 Dodge Challenger
1969 Yenko Camaro
2003 Saleen Mustang
2003 Corvette
...jealous?
BAD RICE BOY! Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks your an asshole.
