Hamstershaver came home just in time to find AlienAmp in bed with another man.
In a total rage, he dragged AlienAmp down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise.
He then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next he picked up a hacksaw.
AlienAmp, terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"
Hamstershaver, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."