velvett said:(and whatever else is out there) is NOT my friend.
ISO - Person or persons with large truck like vehicle to run me over at high bone shattering speed. Thank You.

Cornholio said:
...you know - they make a shot for that.....
velvett said:
Uh..
The pollen
The truck
or the masturbation?
I get the first one and I still feel like hell.
You see - it's still all about boobies and coming, isn't it?
WODIN said:Well velvett given the size of your boobies you could stick a nipple in each nostril and creat a vacum plug that will keep the pollen out of your sinuses. I think this would be easy to do while masturbating, however that is just my opinion since I don't have a clit.
WODIN said:Well velvett given the size of your boobies you could stick a nipple in each nostril and creat a vacum plug that will keep the pollen out of your sinuses. I think this would be easy to do while masturbating, however that is just my opinion since I don't have a clit.
velvett said:
Damn, I tried - they only reached my lips - couldn't quite get the two together at the same time that high up.
velvett said:
Damn, I tried - they only reached my lips - couldn't quite get the two together at the same time that high up.
Cornholio said:
but bad when you are wearing bike shorts and teaching class....

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