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velvett

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(and whatever else is out there) is NOT my friend.


ISO - Person or persons with large truck like vehicle to run me over at high bone shattering speed. Thank You.
 
I have a rather large pickup truck.

I can also take care of your pollen problem.










Just masturbate for 12 straight hours, you will totally forget about your sinus issues!!!
 
velvett said:
(and whatever else is out there) is NOT my friend.


ISO - Person or persons with large truck like vehicle to run me over at high bone shattering speed. Thank You.



:lmao:

...you know - they make a shot for that.....
 
Re: Re: Pollen...

Cornholio said:


...you know - they make a shot for that.....

Uh..

The pollen
The truck
or the masturbation?


I get the first one and I still feel like hell.




You see - it's still all about boobies and coming, isn't it?
 
Suggestions -

1. Double you meds - what the hell... maybe it will work better, maybe not

2. Don't breath with you nose ... use mouth breathing instead.. I will make the guys go wild too with you walking around with you lips parted !

3. Overdose on Pollen - Perhaps a good Pollen soup will help you body 'adjust' to the allergy.. Hell there are DNP post on this board of folks suggesting that if you have an allergic reaction to DNP, stop, clear up, redose again, to build up your immunity !
 
Have you tried some of those prescription sprays?

I've got severe allergies and fortunately in Arizona we're now over 100 degrees and it's not as bad. But April was awful. The doc gave me a script for Nasacor I think it's called, and I use it daily and can usually prevent bad attacks.

If all else fails try Nyquil and Claritin. That'll knock you out better than a truck!
 
Re: Re: Re: Pollen...

velvett said:


Uh..

The pollen
The truck
or the masturbation?


I get the first one and I still feel like hell.




You see - it's still all about boobies and coming, isn't it?

Well - I have a Jeep and a penis - is that good enough?
 
allegra is good stuff, just take it in the morning or it will keep you tossing and turning all night long like it did me last night:(
 
Well velvett given the size of your boobies you could stick a nipple in each nostril and creat a vacum plug that will keep the pollen out of your sinuses. I think this would be easy to do while masturbating, however that is just my opinion since I don't have a clit.
 
WODIN said:
Well velvett given the size of your boobies you could stick a nipple in each nostril and creat a vacum plug that will keep the pollen out of your sinuses. I think this would be easy to do while masturbating, however that is just my opinion since I don't have a clit.


LMAO!! :)
 
WODIN said:
Well velvett given the size of your boobies you could stick a nipple in each nostril and creat a vacum plug that will keep the pollen out of your sinuses. I think this would be easy to do while masturbating, however that is just my opinion since I don't have a clit.




Damn, I tried - they only reached my lips - couldn't quite get the two together at the same time that high up.
 
velvett said:





Damn, I tried - they only reached my lips - couldn't quite get the two together at the same time that high up.


DUH!!! Forgot about the whole circumference of your mammaries keeping your nipples apart! Sorry sweet stuff.
 
velvett said:





Damn, I tried - they only reached my lips - couldn't quite get the two together at the same time that high up.

Great.

Just fucking great - now I'm gonna have that image in my head all day....not that it's bad - but bad when you are wearing bike shorts and teaching class....
 
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