Police Steroid Testing. Need help on detection times?

[fullybuilt]

My buddy is a cop and is gonna run a cycle. He's about %90 sure they are not gonna test but still wants to use compounds that will be in and out of his system fast. They could even do hair analysis as well. Ok so Here is the compounds im thinking. Does anyone know the detections times.
Test Prop
winny
NPP
HCG
nolvadex/clomid

 

[JohnnyWest]

Those should be out within a few months except for the npp, that can take over a year.

 

[BigRupe]

Doesn't hair analysis last much longer?

 

[LOL72]

heres a little list of how long it stays in your system not nessisarly (sry about the spelling) your hair ..i heard that lasts longer...but 99% of the time they dont test your for roids unless your doing sports or something...and these are even random because the tests are so expensive (i hear $280-300 for each test)....hope this helps a little


18 months
nandrolone decanoate
12 months
nandrolone phenylpropionate
5 months
boldenone undecyclate
metehenolone enanthate
trenbolone
trenbolone acetate
injectable methandienone
3 months
testosterone-mix (Sustanon & Omnadren)
testosterone enanthate
testosterone cypionate
2 months
oxymetholone
fluoxymesterone
injectabel stanozolol
formebolone
drostanolone propionate
5 weeks
methandienone
mesterolone
ethylestrenole
noretadrolone
3 weeks
oxandrolone
oral stanozolol
2 weeks
testosterone propionate
1 weeks
testosterone undecanoate
4 days
clenbuterol

 

[plifter48]

If they do hair testing, your screwed. They will know everything you have taken.

 

[msam76]

Have him cycle something that gives slow but steady gains. Don't want to run something that will bulk him up fast, that will put up a red flag. I am not familiar with dosing for males or what stacks are best. But I am sure are guys who know exactly what cycle to recommend for slow steady gains.

 

[Bigredcanecorso]

I know for a fact the Chicago police dept, does not test for employment, and they do not have pop steroid tests, they test for coke, pot, etc...shit like that testing for gear is way too expenisive, as for your dept I don't know...hope that helps

 

[lowpro]

My buddy is a cop and is gonna run a cycle. He's about %90 sure they are not gonna test but still wants to use compounds that will be in and out of his system fast. They could even do hair analysis as well. Ok so Here is the compounds im thinking. Does anyone know the detections times.
Test Prop
winny
NPP
HCG
nolvadex/clomid

Truth be told - if he's only 90% sure and if he knows they sometimes test the hair, why fuck with it at all? Those odds aren't worth betting your career on as a cop.

I know everyone has their own reasons, but sometimes it's best to wait until you're 99.9% sure.

 

[KD1]

I know cops who run AAS cycles. 2 that I talk to on a weekly basis. I agree with the other poster that not all police departments test for AAS. But I would be on the safe side and just run testP and Var so you can clear your system in a few weeks.

 

[DonCorleone562]

Tell him when he pisses...well if it is a piss test. Tell him to put dip his finger in some clorox bleach and then dip his finger into the piss. In the cup...yah its sick but it works. Take my word for it....i've pulled it off for mary jane tests. My ex-bitch is a doctor and my mom is a nurse...both acknowledges this as FACT.

 

[corporate ceo]

Tell him when he pisses...well if it is a piss test. Tell him to put dip his finger in some clorox bleach and then dip his finger into the piss. In the cup...yah its sick but it works. Take my word for it....i've pulled it off for mary jane tests. My ex-bitch is a doctor and my mom is a nurse...both acknowledges this as FACT.

Yeah, except for the FACT that labratory drug tests (NOT basic drug "screen") now test for bleach and masking agents, returning a positive result for drugs if found. A doctor or nurse should know that if GC/MS is used, it could potentially find every last chemical in the sample.

CEO

 

[cityhick]

Why donesnt he just lay off the roids until he has a job and then just run mild cycles while on? If the police are testing for hiring its not going to be a bullshit dip test, its going to go to a lab and be analayzed and they will find it. And dont bother trying to mask it.... a lab checks that shit too. Even drinking to much water will cause you to have to do a retake.

 

[boxerjake]

Shit 90% of the cops i know juice constantly , plus firefighters and jail gaurds .

Maybe they want to make sure your buddy tests positve so he can join the team ?

 

[stuck]

They're going to ask him at least twice (written and oral interviews) if he's ever done any illegal drugs. In my state, you're then subjected to a polygraph.

They're not looking for 100% clean people, they want to know if you've done any drugs 1) in the past year and 2) are being truthful about it.

 

[mlong23]

Most places do not test for actual anabolic steroids, even the police.

 

[mlong23]

They're going to ask him at least twice (written and oral interviews) if he's ever done any illegal drugs. In my state, you're then subjected to a polygraph.

They're not looking for 100% clean people, they want to know if you've done any drugs 1) in the past year and 2) are being truthful about it.

In KY, my city it is 5 years for controlleds (including steroids), and 3 for everything else. That blew my mind away when steroids were for 5 years.

 

[George Spellwin]

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[Power36]

crazy to do it before hand....do it after you get hired...do short blasts of orals so you have no worries, orals and some Test....

 

[Lancer55]

ya I used to wanna be a cop but then I thought about it and I would feel like crap if I ever had to raid a place for roids after I am using them...

 

[CORRUPT COP]

I know for a fact the Chicago police dept, does not test for employment, and they do not have pop steroid tests, they test for coke, pot, etc...shit like that testing for gear is way too expenisive, as for your dept I don't know...hope that helps

In 2012 chicago police will begin testing for steroids. It is part of the new contract.

Chicago Cops Get Smallest Pay Hike in Nearly 30 Years - PoliceLink

 

[Power36]

I wouldnt worry too much about avoiding a cop career if your concern is raiding places for juice.....