Police Dept.

[ItalMonster]

I will know on this Friday at 3pm....

But then I wouldn't start police academy until September.... So, I'll keep you guys posted to whether they didn't like my answers and didn't want my services..haha

 

[Trevdog]

I like the idea of saying you used in Mexico where it is legal. If they give you the poly, I still like this idea. The polygraph doesn't really "know" that you are lying, it simply measures certain bodily changes that "may" indicate you are lying - e.g. they measure heartbeat and twitching or something along those lines.

Some people are able to "pass" a polygraph test even though they are lying through their teeth. They are able to stay calm and not get all nervous like most people do when they lie.

If they detect irregularities or changes in response to certain questions, that doesn't conclusively prove a "lie", although it may show nervousness or discomfort. If they hammer you, you can just say that your response was truthful, but that the questioning about steriods made you uncomfortable because you are aware that possession of steriods is illegal in the U.S.

 

[Linares868]

The only problem you might encounter is when you are asked if you did any drugs which includes anabolic steroids on your lie detector test.

 

[Zilla2000]

The reason they give you a poly is to see if you have been honest with them about your past, everything. If you know you can't lie your way out of it, tell the truth. They will ask why you did it during the interview process. Say whatever then. You may not get hired at that city but you will show your integrity to them.

 

[holyintellect]

Everyone has given some great info, so heres mine. I lied, and said I had never tried drugs. I also beat the polygraph twice. Its not as hard as people would have you believe.....

holyintellect

 

[68GT350]

Great info...thanks guys. I'm thinking of joining the force--and no, I will never bust a guy with gear.

 

[dbol_winstrol]

I'm pretty sure LAPD and LA county test for juice at time of application and they do give poly.

 

[SirWanksalot]

the absolute best way to pass a polygraph is to "push a tack into your big toe"

Honest get an old thunb tack and shove it in the bottom of the big toe and place your sock and shoe back on.

Do this just prior to the test

Your mind occupies itself on the sharp but controllable pain in your toe, you will base-line through out test

works every time

Sirwanksalot

 

[Delinquent]

yep that tack thing works. Another one is if you forget your tack or it falls out of place is to squeeze and tighten your rectum. I know it sounds pretty f'ed up but it's the same principle as the tack.

 

[slash747]

Police

Become a Fireman,

Im switching careers, im in the computer industry now, but its interfeering with my wrkouts and I cant stand being inside an office all day....

Plus these tiny people in suits look at you weird...