poast the member's name & the reason you're jelly of them

[miplank]

I got good taste

 

[miplank]

that's why I didn't buy a vette

 

[dabuffguy]

Since this is a jelly thread ... I admit I'm jelly as fug of DaBuffMo's new red vette


While I "tool" around in my 4 cylinder, base model, no bluetooth on the steering wheel, premenopausal, soccer mom, last generation, spare tire hanging from the tailgate, RAV4



fml

Don't be jelly rob.

It's cool to have it, but it doesn't make life easier.

Makes it more fun though, that's for sure.

 

[PICK3]

Cars are blowing main seals

So, a seal was driving a car down the road and it started to over heat

He made to a small town local mechanic

The mechanic said I'll look as it as soon as I can

It was warm and teh seal being a seal didn't appreciate it, so he to a walk to the local convenience store to buy an ice cone

The seal returns to the mechanic shop with ice cream melted all over his face. The mechanic raises from under the hood and says, "it looks like you blew a seal". The seal protested, "it's only ice cream!"

*penguin

 

[miplank]

tl;dr

 

[dabuffguy]

that's why I didn't buy a vette

Ouch




Lol

 

[dabuffguy]

So, a seal was driving a car down the road and it started to over heat

He made to a small town local mechanic

The mechanic said I'll look as it as soon as I can

It was warm and teh seal being a seal didn't appreciate it, so he to a walk to the local convenience store to buy an ice cone

The seal returns to the mechanic shop with ice cream melted all over his face. The mechanic raises from under the hood and says, "it looks like you blew a seal". The seal protested, "it's only ice cream!"

Did you move to Colorado?

 

[miplank]

wtf does colorado have to do w/that?

 

[trion91725]

I've always wanted to get ass fucked in the army


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It's pretty much the same as getting ass fucked by Putin except I made a choice and you didn't have one.....Gulag or worship a 5'8" wanna be Hitler as the greatest mind in Russia? I get it , nationalism is a great motivator...Crimea was Russia until the 1950's....Happy trails to you and your fascist government...Hell, the German Army is roughly 75k men and that's about 25k less than the Treaty of Versailles allowed. I would greatly benefit financially if your economic system was imposed on the rest of Europe...Please invade western Europe Mr. Putin...

 

[trion91725]

It's pretty much the same as getting ass fucked by Putin except I made a choice and you didn't have one.....Gulag or worship a 5'8" wanna be Hitler as the greatest mind in Russia? I get it , nationalism is a great motivator...Crimea was Russia until the 1950's....Happy trails to you and your fascist government...Hell, the German Army is roughly 75k men and that's about 25k less than the Treaty of Versailles allowed. I would greatly benefit financially if your economic system was imposed on the rest of Europe...Please invade western Europe Mr. Putin...

brilliant