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hi i just started a new job as an apprentice joiner in January.and everything was good untill this cock be's a dick, especially 2 me, because im just starting and he kinda picks on me!like today he told me to do something, timed me,while i was doing something i have never done before.i asked for help, then he simply smirked and said if u wanted to be a joiner u would have known how to do this already!then said 1min left.and when i was finished he laughed at me and called me stupid,and a typical youth expecting everyone to do everything for me! then i said "wait a min i have never done this before.what did i do wronge?" then he picked up the bit of wood and threw it across the room and shouted "when i was ur age i did everything for myself, and i tought myself!!" then told me to pick up the bit of wood tht he threw.which i did but he complaned tht i picked it up to SLOWLY!!( I was BOILING by this time)I just said ok thanks then walked out!but i could amadgine picking up my screwdriver and putting threw his eye !!hes like this every day!!!and says tht i dont care about my work ect!
WHAT CAN I DO, PZL PEOPLE HELP ME OUT HERE WHAT WOULD U DO IN THIS SITUATION ??
 
Tell him:

"You know, right now, you are my boss. I doubt this job is your life, It certainly isn't mine. Our lives are out there so don't make the mistake of thinking that after the shift ends, you are still my boss. In here you can tell me what to do. Out there, I can beat you to within an inch of your fucking life, and the burden of proof to the courts and this company will still lie on you. Then again if you continue to treat me this way, you can fire my ass, but I can still FUCK yours. Now what was that task you wanted me to do again?"

or,

"You know you read in the papers about employees coming back to work with an AK-47 and killing thier boss. I think your attitude kind of explains that behavior...don't you? Oh by the way, can I get off early next week? I have an NRA meeting to chair."
 
Griz1 said:
"You know you read in the papers about employees coming back to work with an AK-47 and killing thier boss. I think your attitude kind of explains that behavior...don't you? Oh by the way, can I get off early next week? I have an NRA meeting to chair."
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LMAO!!!
 
He's jerking your chain to see what you do.
Stay cool.
And for God's sakes, whatever you do, don't whine.
 
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He is testing you. welcome to the real world. Not trying to be a dick but that is how many people with any power act. The best thing you can do is become the best person at your job. Then find another and leave him hanging on a big project.
Good luck bud. Hang in there.
 
tinytank said:
hi i just started a new job as an apprentice joiner in January.and everything was good untill this cock be's a dick, especially 2 me, because im just starting and he kinda picks on me!like today he told me to do something, timed me,while i was doing something i have never done before.i asked for help, then he simply smirked and said if u wanted to be a joiner u would have known how to do this already!then said 1min left.and when i was finished he laughed at me and called me stupid,and a typical youth expecting everyone to do everything for me! then i said "wait a min i have never done this before.what did i do wronge?" then he picked up the bit of wood and threw it across the room and shouted "when i was ur age i did everything for myself, and i tought myself!!" then told me to pick up the bit of wood tht he threw.which i did but he complaned tht i picked it up to SLOWLY!!( I was BOILING by this time)I just said ok thanks then walked out!but i could amadgine picking up my screwdriver and putting threw his eye !!hes like this every day!!!and says tht i dont care about my work ect!
WHAT CAN I DO, PZL PEOPLE HELP ME OUT HERE WHAT WOULD U DO IN THIS SITUATION ??
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You have to either earn his respect, or make his life miserable...the latter will be a lot of work and you will have to be creative, but it will make for good stories later in life. (I like the idea of taking a shit in his lunch.)

Try to use punctuation and capitals and shit. That was not easy to read.


Bluesman
 
Force yourself to vomit on your clothes. Then pull your pants down to your ankles, and although you will find it tough to run at full speed, muster all the power you can and tackle him.
Start vigorously dry humping him while screaming at the top of your lungs, "I DON'T LIKE ONIONS!"

If you get fired, just say your going to sue for emotional distress he caused and you'll have that job forever regardless.

Or just choose another drastic measure of your liking, but make a statement for cryin out loud
 
cornfish said:
Force yourself to vomit on your clothes. Then pull your pants down to your ankles, and although you will find it tough to run at full speed, muster all the power you can and tackle him.
Start vigorously dry humping him while screaming at the top of your lungs, "I DON'T LIKE ONIONS!"

If you get fired, just say your going to sue for emotional distress he caused and you'll have that job forever regardless.

Or just choose another drastic measure of your liking, but make a statement for cryin out loud
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i take that back. YOU remind me of a ceiling tile.
 
cornfish said:
Force yourself to vomit on your clothes. Then pull your pants down to your ankles, and although you will find it tough to run at full speed, muster all the power you can and tackle him.
Start vigorously dry humping him while screaming at the top of your lungs, "I DON'T LIKE ONIONS!"
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Beautiful! Absolutely beautiful!

Couldn't have said it better myself.

A thing of beauty!
 
Blue collar work my man. That is just how it goes. He is testing out the new guy to see if he breaks. If you like the job, work hard and put up with him and you will gain his respect. He paid his dues, now its time to pay yours. I know that sounds shitty, but that's the way blue collar industries work. Any construction worker, electrician, plumber, etc will tell you the same thing. They will treat you like complete shit to find out if you are a pussy or not.
 
A joiner is a mix between a carpinter and a house-buileder!! deals with anything todo with wood-work !!! i think i will stick with stabing him in the eye-ball, or i may take a dump in his lunch, and i will defo beat him up outside when im drunk !!! and he is a complete dick to everyone, even the other workers tht have been there for 5-6 years!!! everyone pussys about him !!! i mean like my real boss wont even give him in shit for when he tryed to throw a screw-driver at me !!!!! he just told me to keep away from him for a few days !!!fuck tht he touches me and i will break his neck !!!! cheers for the IDEA guys , u seem like u have thought of these ideas before ??!! thnkz :evil:
 
Yeah, he's either being a cocksucker to test you and see if you'll "break" which is stupid-you're not in the armed forces or anything.

It more so sounds like this guy has traumatic childhood issues that he takes out on everyone else.

If he keeps it up after another week, you could ask him why he's such an asshole, straight out.

That's what I'd do, but you can do what you want. :)
 
tinytank said:
hi i just started a new job as an apprentice joiner in January.and everything was good untill this cock be's a dick, especially 2 me, because im just starting and he kinda picks on me!like today he told me to do something, timed me,while i was doing something i have never done before.i asked for help, then he simply smirked and said if u wanted to be a joiner u would have known how to do this already!then said 1min left.and when i was finished he laughed at me and called me stupid,and a typical youth expecting everyone to do everything for me! then i said "wait a min i have never done this before.what did i do wronge?" then he picked up the bit of wood and threw it across the room and shouted "when i was ur age i did everything for myself, and i tought myself!!" then told me to pick up the bit of wood tht he threw.which i did but he complaned tht i picked it up to SLOWLY!!( I was BOILING by this time)I just said ok thanks then walked out!but i could amadgine picking up my screwdriver and putting threw his eye !!hes like this every day!!!and says tht i dont care about my work ect!
WHAT CAN I DO, PZL PEOPLE HELP ME OUT HERE WHAT WOULD U DO IN THIS SITUATION ??
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two things,-wtf is a joiner, and why didnt you murder him with the piece of wood?
 
Just an FYI, there are other forms of punctuation, not just exclamations. Oh, and one ! will normally suffice. Thanks.




tinytank said:
A joiner is a mix between a carpinter and a house-buileder!! deals with anything todo with wood-work !!! i think i will stick with stabing him in the eye-ball, or i may take a dump in his lunch, and i will defo beat him up outside when im drunk !!! and he is a complete dick to everyone, even the other workers tht have been there for 5-6 years!!! everyone pussys about him !!! i mean like my real boss wont even give him in shit for when he tryed to throw a screw-driver at me !!!!! he just told me to keep away from him for a few days !!!fuck tht he touches me and i will break his neck !!!! cheers for the IDEA guys , u seem like u have thought of these ideas before ??!! thnkz :evil:
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cocks can be dicks !!! ( there i go again with the "!" ) he shouted at me and i shouted back at him today, then he threw my tools down the stairs ! i have had enough of him. really i have , i just want to punch his lights out . u think i can beat him up without getting arrested ?? like if i dress up in a monkey suit and beat him up with a giant 3ft banana ??? he will never know who it was.( what a random i am ) :mad: and if there r any hitmen on E/F give me a call cause he fucking needs it.
 
tinytank said:
cocks can be dicks !!! ( there i go again with the "!" ) he shouted at me and i shouted back at him today, then he threw my tools down the stairs ! i have had enough of him. really i have , i just want to punch his lights out . u think i can beat him up without getting arrested ?? like if i dress up in a monkey suit and beat him up with a giant 3ft banana ??? he will never know who it was.( what a random i am ) :mad: and if there r any hitmen on E/F give me a call cause he fucking needs it.
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just walk over to him and stand 6 inches away from his face. stare him straight in the eye and tell him apparently we have a problem. let's go somewhere so we can talk it out (obviously you want some hidden meaning behind this, put some intensity behind your eyes)

see what the pussy does. did he really throw your tools around? that's fucked up, seriously. tell him he better start consider your tools a part of you, therefore touching them is the same as touching you. follow that up by saying if you ever touch me again I'll fuckin kill you
 
ok i hope i doesnt get the wronge idea, when im talking about him touching me ?? :worried: , but the thing is i really need this job when i have served my time and learned everything, i will be 30£ an hour( 65$ ) and i can do jobs for other ppl,at there home,out of work chargeing about 40£ hour, (80$+) an hour, joiner apprentiships r V rare, and also my big brother works there, i told him he told me not to make a show of it, so tht means i have got to put up with his crap for 4 years !! ( oh god help me ) or what i can do........................................................ is i can piss him off so much tht he hits me, then grass him to the boss , and get him fired !!!!!! cause im under this law-thingy act ,tht i get seriours pay outs if i get hurt !!! and then i can sew him at the same time !!! lol god im evil :evil:
 
really the guy in ur photo, thinks i should kick my workm8s ass, well maybe if he thinks i should ??
back to the sick ideas :evil: , and who said i should shit in his lunch ?? cause tht crossed my mind yesterday. u think i need save him up 1 and hold it in for ages ??? im shure i can get banged up for something like tht !
 
tinytank said:
really the guy in ur photo, thinks i should kick my workm8s ass, well maybe if he thinks i should ??
back to the sick ideas :evil: , and who said i should shit in his lunch ?? cause tht crossed my mind yesterday. u think i need save him up 1 and hold it in for ages ??? im shure i can get banged up for something like tht !
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For future reference, I'm the guy in the photo. I still say, hit his head with a hammer until it looks like red J-ello.
 
dunk said:
thanks to this thread ive been saying "cock bes a dick" all day yesterday.
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OMG that's funny. Not as funny as mine though cause I have my girlfriend saying it 24/7 now. It's hilarious and i seem to find it more funny than if i'm always dropping that line.

Tank.....hurry up and shit or get off the pot man. Don't post about what you SHOULD do...........do something and post about what you did. Think of something drastic involving a midget, a lot of human feces, some fishing line, antibiotics, and home made pudding. I don't know, just get creative and get the story published.
 
what am i saposed to do with "a midget, a lot of human feces, some fishing line, antibiotics, and home made pudding." ??????????


oh yeah and cocks can be dicks , cocks can also ba assholes,think about it!!
and im not exactly going to kill someone then adimt it on the internet am I ?
i was looking for some advise on getting him to stop being a dick to me, not involeing any deaths.
 
order up some Phenolphthalein (sp?) from a chem supply store and put about 4 drops in his coffee

Within a few minutes he will empty his entire intestine in his pants in a violent, shotgun style, ass explosion.

There's something about shitting your pants in public that tends to soften even the toughest critics. He will get sick as fuck though so make sure that's what you want to do. He will see a doc for sure and they'll make sure he won't get dehydrated or anything, but that should do the trick
 
cornfish said:
order up some Phenolphthalein (sp?) from a chem supply store and put about 4 drops in his coffee

Within a few minutes he will empty his entire intestine in his pants in a violent, shotgun style, ass explosion.

There's something about shitting your pants in public that tends to soften even the toughest critics. He will get sick as fuck though so make sure that's what you want to do. He will see a doc for sure and they'll make sure he won't get dehydrated or anything, but that should do the trick
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Your a sick puppy. Im not refferring to it as a little dog that cant keep his food down or has a runny nose either.
 
cornfish said:
order up some Phenolphthalein (sp?) from a chem supply store and put about 4 drops in his coffee

Within a few minutes he will empty his entire intestine in his pants in a violent, shotgun style, ass explosion.

There's something about shitting your pants in public that tends to soften even the toughest critics. He will get sick as fuck though so make sure that's what you want to do. He will see a doc for sure and they'll make sure he won't get dehydrated or anything, but that should do the trick
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thts it, it sounds fucking ace !!!! i could put it in his flask whens hes downstairs , how long does it say till it has effect ??
 
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