nobody cares
I'm meeting with the Tobacco Indemnity and Revitalization Commission.
Want to guess if it's dominated by Republicans or by Democrats?
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Anything with tobacco is fine by me
And apparently it's way cool to say you're going to "run the traps" on something instead of saying "I'll look into it".
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Sounds like faggot talk
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Yup. It checked out. You're a MO.
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I'm meeting with the Tobacco Indemnity and Revitalization Commission.
Want to guess if it's dominated by Republicans or by Democrats?
^^^ tr; dr
(Too Retarded, Didn't Read)
^^^ tr; dr
(Too Retarded, Didn't Read)

I know.
Fuck, I'm embarassed.
Being a mean-spirited conservative capitalist involves surprisingly long hours.
A peer CEO of mine had a full-time stewardess on his private jet whose full-time job was to bang him during flights. I don't have that.
Another peer CEO of mine has a service dog to help him with anger management issues and stress.
I've proposed a reasonable compromise: I need a service blonde. It would be a super-hot, 18 year old on a leash that I could bang anytime I feel tired or stressed-out.
In the grand scheme of perks packages, I consider this to be fairly mild. Your thoughts?
Stryker?
Of course I see it you retard.
Here's the dilemma:
1) Liberalism and big government deprives the vast majority of Americans of liberty, freedom and prosperity.
XVII) Yet liberal retards like you line up in droves to keep these guys in power.
So a thinking person is presented with two options:
5.2.1(k): Rage against the machine, fire-up a fat blunt and play X-Box on your mom's couch in the basement (a.k.a. the Redscam approach)
or:
A.1-3352/4: Accept the fact that we live in an imperfect world and optimize your financial security, wealth, health, family structure and generational quality of life (a.k.a. the Plunkey approach).
To me, the choice is kind of obvious.
You are never right, stfu and get hit by a fucking bus
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why don't you go back to russia and get beaten by the FSB for being a slimy half breed faggot?
Why don't you get drunk and beat some more women?
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redscam; always wrong but never in doubt
Isn't that so true?
It's creepy that people can actually think that way. It makes me think we should manage our gene pool more actively.
But of course if he's just an alter troll, it's probably the best troll in all of EF of all time. I want to believe that, because I refuse to believe someone is actually that stupid.
Why don't you get drunk and beat some more women?
Of course I see it you retard.
Here's the dilemma:
1) Liberalism and big government deprives the vast majority of Americans of liberty, freedom and prosperity.
XVII) Yet liberal retards like you line up in droves to keep these guys in power.
So a thinking person is presented with two options:
5.2.1(k): Rage against the machine, fire-up a fat blunt and play X-Box on your mom's couch in the basement (a.k.a. the Redscam approach)
or:
A.1-3352/4: Accept the fact that we live in an imperfect world and optimize your financial security, wealth, health, family structure and generational quality of life (a.k.a. the Plunkey approach).
To me, the choice is kind of obvious.
We need a new one:
TL&R;DR
Too Long and Retarded; Didn't Read
Plunkey, I hear Polio is making a comeback...don't forget to get in on that ground floor you dirty little rat. That market may have some legs, you know with kids dying and shit.![]()
You're not feelin me bro, you need to find what's causing these new illness's and invest in it. Lobby Washington to make whatever it is legal and necessary to the american way of life. Now that's a business opportunity, just like Big Tobacco. But Big Tobacco has peaked no matter what some silly cunt Dems try to do to revive it, you know that. A slimy bottom feeding Urchin like yourself is better served getting in on the ground floor of something new....don't you think? Wouldn't you agree?![]()
Yeah, this is a downward trend if I've ever seen one.
You really should take a moment and reflect on fucking stupid you are.
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P.S. My lobbying with them does not involve the growing, production or use of cigarettes or any other nicotine-containing product in any way. I'd explain it, but you're far too stupid to understand it.
Yeah, this is a downward trend if I've ever seen one.
You really should take a moment and reflect on fucking stupid you are.
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P.S. My lobbying with them does not involve the growing, production or use of cigarettes or any other nicotine-containing product in any way. I'd explain it, but you're far too stupid to understand it.
P.S. My lobbying with them does not involve the growing, production or use of cigarettes or any other nicotine-containing product in any way. I'd explain it, but you're far too stupid to understand it.
Who cares, you're poor
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I just poured used motor oil down the storm drain.
It was a good week to be liberal. Did you know I'm pro-climate change now? We must do our all to protect Mother Earth. We have to stay focused on generational responsibility.
I just poured used motor oil down the storm drain.
I just (last week) emptied ~20 gallons of CNC coolant laced with way oil, aluminum chips, stainless chips, delrin and carbon fiber dust into a lake.
I win!!!!!!
I sense an EF contest here.
proud of being a parasitic yeast much?![]()
You mean like a freeloader who plays Xbox all day in his mom's basement?
No, I wouldn't know that feeling at all.
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i've stated before that I don't have an xbox nor do I want one...or any console for that matter. Why would I lie about that?
and yes you're still a lung cancer enabling parasite, discuss![]()
I see you're anti-console, but do you PC game all day?
Darn. I really hate making you have to wait.
Fuck off you scumbag
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we've been down this road before. You're just taking your time to come up with a plausible scenario that is blown purely out of your wrinkly old ass. This is what you do, it's what you've always done. I'm not "really" waiting for an explanation....you get that right? I know what you're about. Anything you come up with now is just right sure rubbish you spent time concocting.
A cogent and logical explanation
Accept the fact that we live in an imperfect world and optimize your financial security, wealth, health, family structure and generational quality of life (a.k.a. the Plunkey approach).
the keys to the kingdom
toilet bowls require keys now? that's kind of annoying when you're pinching one off, no?![]()
Don't you clean toilet bowls you low life scumbag?
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LOLOLOL more dick talk
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the keys to the kingdom are within redscams reach now. if that kingdom is a wood paneled basement with window units
lols, as if I care what you've conjured up over the last week out of your mystery bowl of horseshit. I asked you on the spot what were you doing at the big tobacco convention giving out handy's if you supposedly were not going to be making any money from anything related to the tobacco industry. You took 3 called strikes but now you want back in the box? No thanks. You will be trolled for this at my pleasure no matter what kind of steaming Gandalf quality bullshit you coax out of the ether.
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