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CipherLock

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she got fat and had a kid, I don't know which order.

she had a lazy eye that I didn't notice until after we broke up - this was hidden amoung the dark bar lighting and the copious amounts of booze.
 
CipherLock said:
she got fat and had a kid, I don't know which order.

she had a lazy eye that I didn't notice until after we broke up - this was hidden amoung the dark bar lighting and the copious amounts of booze.
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She was a C U Next Tuesday
 
became a big partier, chain smoker and gained a ton of weight, oh yea and sort of a slut
 
1982 She told me she liked older guys...
We dated even though we were the same age. 20

1984 She ended up marrying some OLD 50 yr old dude,
getting fat and having 2 kids with Pops..
 
Y_Lifter said:
1982 She told me she liked older guys...
We dated even though we were the same age. 20

1984 She ended up marrying some OLD 50 yr old dude,
getting fat and having 2 kids with Pops..
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ok ok, you win
 
She cheated on me, came home with gizm on her blouse while I was on my way out the door to work.

15 years ago.

Now I am married, very happily to a winner, have three great kids, great job, etc etc.

She is single, lives off a trust fund because she cant hold a job and still lives the same life.

How may different ways are there to say 'Karma'?
 
ChefWide said:
She cheated on me, came home with gizm on her blouse while I was on my way out the door to work.

She is single, lives off a trust fund because she cant hold a job and still lives the same life.

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Still hasn't washed the blouse eh? Kinda a Monica thing?
 
CipherLock said:



Still hasn't washed the blouse eh? Kinda a Monica thing?
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Actually, I could have forgivin the bucket of Man-Butter all over her shirt, but she was a republican, so I had to leave her.


;) ...................;) .....................;)
 
I just sent him some things.
His Dad died so I thought it was best for the things to stay
in his family.

He was very surprised and happy to here from me.
 
Pamela said:
I just sent him some things.
His Dad died so I thought it was best for the things to stay
in his family.

He was very surprised and happy to here from me.
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Who wouldn't be happy to hear from you!??!
 
I once had an ex that as a child had her older 13 year sister make her eat her pussy and vice versa. Every time we had a fight the fucking bitch always blamed it on the sister.
 
Mr. Black said:
I once had an ex that as a child had her older 13 year sister make her eat her pussy and vice versa. Every time we had a fight the fucking bitch always blamed it on the sister.
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whoa.


one ex beat that chicks record for 'slurp slurp' in like 7 months after we broke apart.
 
I dated this hot sex-craved kitten 8 years ago. I found out she cheated on me and dumped her on the spot. She proceeded to try to win me back for the next year, but I held my ground and never gave her the time of day again.

Eventually she fell in with a recovering drug user / alcoholic, had a kid by accident with him, then he fell off the wagon and went to jail for violating probation. Moved back in with her parents, had another kid with a different guy, then she got busted for shoplifting and trafficking stolen goods. She stayed out of jail due to her kids but got put on probation and loaded down with fines and community work. Last I heard she is still living with mom and dad at 29 years old, with both of her kids. She was hot and great in the sack, but man am I glad I left her behind.
 
Mr. Black said:
I once had an ex that as a child had her older 13 year sister make her eat her pussy and vice versa. Every time we had a fight the fucking bitch always blamed it on the sister.
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The old incestual bad cunilingus excuse.

It'll getchya every time.
 
Mr. Black said:
I once had an ex that as a child had her older 13 year sister make her eat her pussy and vice versa. Every time we had a fight the fucking bitch always blamed it on the sister.
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were they hot?
 
umm....she liked to shave her beaver all the way and she liked captain crunch over rice crsipey's and she couldnt drive her car right(she had a stcik shift) she would always wear pink shedidnt liked to be dunked under water she didnt drink busch lite or steal reserve 40 oz she DID like to get drunk and jump on trampoleens
 
tiger88 said:
umm....she liked to shave her beaver all the way and she liked captain crunch over rice crsipey's and she couldnt drive her car right(she had a stcik shift) she would always wear pink shedidnt liked to be dunked under water she didnt drink busch lite or steal reserve 40 oz she DID like to get drunk and jump on trampoleens
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she sounds like a keeper except for the captain crunch/rice crispies problem.
 
and id like to be able to take the stance of talking trash about ex's like most everyone else on this thread. really it would make me feel good.


anyways my first gf and i only dated for a couple months, broke up, and since she was my first gf some of my older friends got me to believe that it was my job to ruin her for the next several months. so rumors about her started flying.

no shit this is a true story. I was at our high school basketball game with some friends and she was there too. after halftime she just kept walking by smiling. i didnt think anything of it. i went outside after the game we had stayed talking to other people for a while (not me and her me and some friends) I go outside and my truck is covered in shaving cream, vasoline under the doorhandles (i told her about that idea when her and i were dating to do to someone else) ceran wrap on everything. "I'm a man" and "scared of a girl" were shoe polished on my windshield and back window. on the hood were some cookies and a note saying she just had to do it and she was sorry but it was all a joke. someone had warned me that the cookies had ex lax in them, so i didnt eat them , but actually passed them out to people saying they were from her the next night at youth life.


i was pwned hardcore.
 
and you took it like a punk? something is best served cold, start the subscription war.
 
my only other serious relationship then the one Im in now,the girl was clingy,if I wasnt working everyday she wanted to see me, I turned the bitch into a nympho which was great but all she did was bitch about everything and I couldnt take it, shes a fucking loon,but still a very good friend
 
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