Please Help Name My Store

[p0ink]

how about, 'sodomy at gun point'?

 

[lilperronis]

Or, make it a combination sporting good store/porn store, and call it Sporting Wood.

hey bro i like that one lol

 

[vinylgroover]

What about wood 'n pud.


Or

Dr Evil's homemaker store

 

[Spruceman]

Some possibles:

Pornotorium

Pornus Maximus

Pornarama

Porn Is Us (But Toys Are US might allege TM infringement)

Chingalar or Ching-Ri-La (But Cingular Wireless might object)

Porn-Ri-La (as in porn Shang-ri-la)

 

[Citruscide]

How about "Kacks and Ballz"

or "Dr. Dirty Deedz Dimmly-Dank Depository of Doodily-doos"

or "Doc Johnson's"

I've got a few more, I'll tell you those in a more appropriate manner... the trick, is to think of something very sleezy, that has a double meaning which is very normal. That way, your sign might not offend any people in the area who might live there or complain to local aldermen.

C

 

[Dr.Evil]

the trick, is to think of something very sleezy, that has a double meaning which is very normal. That way, your sign might not offend any people in the area who might live there or complain to local aldermen.

C

hence Wood N' BoxXX

 

[Y_lifter]

NUDES-R-US
Tits, Twats and TalliWackers

* Legal ones.....
Mature Media
Banana Pants
Hedonist Hide-Away

 

[Mysterio]

GOT WOODY