Please Help Name My Store

[Dr.Evil]

I'm going to open an adult bookstore and need a name for it.

i've come up with a couple so far:

pandora's boxxx and cherry boxxx. which one do you guys like more? i'd like to get some input from women as well.

if you guys have any other ideas please share. thanks.

 

[beastboy]

wood-n-boxxx

 

[Dr.Evil]

wood-n-boxxx

damn i like that one.

 

[beastboy]

Do I get any free porn now??

 

[TheProject]

There's a video game store around here called Funcoland, so we always figured we could have a porn store called Spunkoland. Or Spankoland, whichever you prefer. There's also Pornocopia.

Or, make it a combination sporting good store/porn store, and call it Sporting Wood.

 

[Code]

The Leftorium.

And where a nametag that says, Flanders, on it.

Have lots of art deco paintings of Maud.

 

[Pineapple Devil]

Wack-it-like-u-like-it

 

[Dr.Evil]

ok i'm gonna go with Wood N' BoXXX. my partner and i love it! thanks for all the other suggestions.

the store is going to open up somewhere in orange county, CA. i don't know exactly what city yet because getting approval from city planning is going to take another 3-4 weeks. most cities require that an adult business be located 1000 feet from any church, school, playground, residential zone, park, library, hospital... i had no idea how many damn churches and apartments orange county has! anyway i'm determined to find a place out there and when i do i'll be sure to let you guys know so anyone in town can come and visit. :afro: i may not be around for a few months after it opens due to cicumstances beyond my control, but i'll be around


thanks again for all the input.

beastboy, when the business picks up i'll be sure to get your contact info and ship you some top quality flicks. do you prefer dvd or vhs?

 

[the nature boy]

how about "Place to Buy Pornos".

 

[Puc]

boxxxes in boxxxes

 

[p0ink]

how about, 'sodomy at gun point'?

 

[lilperronis]

Or, make it a combination sporting good store/porn store, and call it Sporting Wood.

hey bro i like that one lol

 

[vinylgroover]

What about wood 'n pud.


Or

Dr Evil's homemaker store

 

[Spruceman]

Some possibles:

Pornotorium

Pornus Maximus

Pornarama

Porn Is Us (But Toys Are US might allege TM infringement)

Chingalar or Ching-Ri-La (But Cingular Wireless might object)

Porn-Ri-La (as in porn Shang-ri-la)

 

[Citruscide]

How about "Kacks and Ballz"

or "Dr. Dirty Deedz Dimmly-Dank Depository of Doodily-doos"

or "Doc Johnson's"

I've got a few more, I'll tell you those in a more appropriate manner... the trick, is to think of something very sleezy, that has a double meaning which is very normal. That way, your sign might not offend any people in the area who might live there or complain to local aldermen.

C

 

[Dr.Evil]

the trick, is to think of something very sleezy, that has a double meaning which is very normal. That way, your sign might not offend any people in the area who might live there or complain to local aldermen.

C

hence Wood N' BoxXX

 

[Y_lifter]

NUDES-R-US
Tits, Twats and TalliWackers

* Legal ones.....
Mature Media
Banana Pants
Hedonist Hide-Away

 

[Mysterio]

GOT WOODY