please go buy me new slacks

[stilleto]

brown. fitted. wide leg. slightly low rise in the front.

thanks. I hate shopping and just need the pants.

oh, and hurry, i'd like to wear them in the morning.

 

[shrimp poboy]

Only if i can see the ass cheeks that fill them

 

[Smurfy]

pics of you sans pants to prove you really need them

 

[shrimp poboy]

I bet shes a size medium

 

[Smurfy]

I bet shes a size medium

her nose is a size extra large

 

[stilleto]

pics of you sans pants to prove you really need them

lol...
you just saw a pic of me sans pants.

and bra.

 

[Smurfy]

lol...
you just saw a pic of me sans pants.

and bra.

fuck that was hot


*shudders*

 

[stilleto]

I bet shes a size medium

what kind of pants do you buy that come in small, medium, and large?
Haband?

 

[Smurfy]

what kind of pants do you buy that come in small, medium, and large?
Haband?

zubaz

 

[stilleto]

her nose is a size extra large

LOL
luckily for me i photoshop in a smaller nose in every picture.

 

[Smurfy]

LOL
luckily for me i photoshop in a smaller nose in every picture.

you pretty much have to, otherwise your face wouldnt even fit on my 22 in wide flat screen

 

[stilleto]

zubaz

oh, right.

shrimp, most of here don't wear elastic waist pants. Our pants come in numbered sizes, so if you could get me an 8, that would be cool.

 

[shrimp poboy]

what kind of pants do you buy that come in small, medium, and large?
Haband?

I bought my ole lady a jogging suit and I asked her what size she said small.

 

[Smurfy]

I bought my ole lady a jogging suit and I asked her what size she said small.

are you sure she didnt say "size asian"?

 

[stilleto]

I bought my ole lady a jogging suit and I asked her what size she said small.

yeah, for those of who don't work in strip clubs, when we say "slacks", it means pants that come with a zipper.

 

[stilleto]

are you sure she didnt say "size asian"?

or from the men's department?

 

[chris302001]

or from the men's department?

oh snap!

 

[*ebony*]

do you have a SteinMart where you live? they have the best slacks and jeans, reasonable prices. i hate shopping for pants b/c they never fit right, but i always find perfect fits there.

 

[shrimp poboy]

or from the men's department?

You saying my GF looks like a man?

 

[shrimp poboy]

are you sure she didnt say "size asian"?

rascist

 

[stilleto]

You saying my GF looks like a man?

i've never seen your girlfriend, so i have no idea.

you're kind of obsessed with pick3 though, so i'm wondering if your girlfriend IS actually a man.

 

[stilleto]

do you have a SteinMart where you live? they have the best slacks and jeans, reasonable prices. i hate shopping for pants b/c they never fit right, but i always find perfect fits there.

hmm. I don't. there's a mall near my job though. maybe i'll go shopping. i can't find pants in target. i need dress slacks anyway, and they don't usually have them. not any that fit my ass at least.

 

[Smurfy]

hmm. I don't. there's a mall near my job though. maybe i'll go shopping. i can't find pants in target. i need dress slacks anyway, and they don't usually have them. not any that fit my ass at least.

i buy work pants at target. but im frugal like that.

 

[shrimp poboy]

i've never seen your girlfriend, so i have no idea.

you're kind of obsessed with pick3 though, so i'm wondering if your girlfriend IS actually a man.

Never seen her ive posted a dozen pics?Pick3 wont date me ive already tried

 

[chris302001]

hmm. I don't. there's a mall near my job though. maybe i'll go shopping. i can't find pants in target. i need dress slacks anyway, and they don't usually have them. not any that fit my ass at least.

try Penneys.... I got a shit load of nice dress pants around xmas time for around 25 bucks a pair.

 

[*ebony*]

i buy work pants at target. but im frugal like that.

i hate their pants, they suck....all the size 8s anyways(my size) and any bigger looks bulky, any smaller, well that just aint happening.

 

[stilleto]

Never seen her ive posted a dozen pics?Pick3 wont date me ive already tried

oh. i don't really read your posts, sorry.

 

[-Ariel-]

Morning Letto...
I'm supposed to be catching up, but instead, I'm still fucking around...
Anyway, yeah..
I know these aren't what you had in mind, but I love em...

I bet they would fit perfect in these badboys...

only 99, and wool too....

 

[nangiggles]

http://i41.tinypic.com/1zdn97c.jpg
Nice pants, a bit high rise but very nice

 

[stilleto]

http://i41.tinypic.com/1zdn97c.jpg
Nice pants, a bit high rise but very nice

nice, yes. too high waisted for me, but nice.

 

[-Ariel-]

The cut of the leg, being just the right amount of openness... I mean, I dunno, those slacks are so buddhist, as in this manager moves continuously... yet in balance.

Slacks are the antithesis of trippin.

Same with both of ya ladies..
No ja ja Nans...

 

[stilleto]

The cut of the leg, being just the right amount of openness... I mean, I dunno, those slacks are so buddhist, as in this manager moves continuously... yet in balance.

Slacks are the antithesis of trippin.

Same with both of ya ladies..
No ja ja Nans...

woah.
dude.

 

[chris302001]

woah.
dude.

lolololol

 

[-Ariel-]

I knew this was coming...

I'm just being lazy... my bad.

No ja ja is nansgiggles thing...

Its killer to me.


I'll Show some restraint.

 

[Smurfy]

Morning Letto...
I'm supposed to be catching up, but instead, I'm still fucking around...
Anyway, yeah..
I know these aren't what you had in mind, but I love em...

I bet they would fit perfect in these badboys...

only 99, and wool too....

lol @ "only" 99

wtf?

 

[stilleto]

btw, i love wearing wool in the summer.

 

[-Ariel-]

btw, i love wearing wool in the summer.

Yeah bad idea on the wool.

I just thought they looked good and it gave me something to distract myself from well, boring...

I think they would suit you well..
Style wise.
The seasonal oversight, well... c'mon.


Either way I don't have any pants that are worth more than half that. So yeah, only is kinda of a bad misnomer.
Hell, if it were up to me, I'd still be wearing scrubs outside the house as well, but yeah... can't do that.





Anyway, I dig ya both. Mistakes made in haste.
Sorry Smurf and Letto.

 

[stilleto]

Yeah bad idea on the wool.

I just thought they looked good and it gave me something to distract myself from well, boring...

I think they would suit you well..
Style wise.
The seasonal oversight, well... c'mon.


Either way I don't have any pants that are worth more than half that. So yeah, only is kinda of a bad misnomer.
Hell, if it were up to me, I'd still be wearing scrubs outside the house as well, but yeah... can't do that.





Anyway, I dig ya both. Mistakes made in haste.
Sorry Smurf and Letto.

lol, don't be sorry, goofball.
thank you for responding.

 

[string_bean00]

when I saw the title of the thread I knew it was authored by stilleto

 

[stilleto]

when I saw the title of the thread I knew it was authored by stilleto

no you didn't.

how'd you know?

 

[string_bean00]

no you didn't.

how'd you know?

because I instantly imagined some crazy story where a coworker that likes you too much spilt coffee on your slacks


and you're the only EF poster that uses the word "slacks"

 

[stilleto]

because I instantly imagined some crazy story where a coworker that likes you too much spilt coffee on your slacks


and you're the only EF poster that uses the word "slacks"

first off, i spill coffee on myself (graceful).

is slacks a funny word? nobody else uses it? I consider dress pants to be slacks. regular casual pants are pants, and jeans are jeans.
no? that's not right?
help me.

 

[-Ariel-]

first off, i spill coffee on myself (graceful).

is slacks a funny word? nobody else uses it? I consider dress pants to be slacks. regular casual pants are pants, and jeans are jeans.
no? that's not right?
help me.

Morning Queen

I don't think straight men use the word slacks that much.

I dunno.

Scrubs are the best.

I"m guessing you coffee this morning had no chocolate in it what so ever,
you have opted for a vanilla of sorts?

 

[stilleto]

Morning Queen

I don't think straight men use the word slacks that much.

I dunno.

Scrubs are the best.

I"m guessing you coffee this morning had no chocolate in it what so ever,
you have opted for a vanilla of sorts?

good guess.
yesterday's was vanilla, actually.
This morning I worked from home- had regular coffee, Brie, and some grapes for breakfast.
Just had some lunch- grilled chicken with tomatos, onion, and some fresh mozzarella.

 

[nangiggles]

I knew this was coming...

I'm just being lazy... my bad.

No ja ja is nansgiggles thing...

Its killer to me.


I'll Show some restraint.

Yup, that's my abbreviated forum version ^_^ In real life I just tell people who suggest or ask stupid questions "hmmm.... how bout no? jajaja"

 

[-Ariel-]

Yup, that's my abbreviated forum version ^_^ In real life I just tell people who suggest or ask stupid questions "hmmm.... how bout no? jajaja"

I think I just have a thing for the
configuration of the union of J and A, x 2.

I just like the way it comes off the tongue, No Ja Ja... lol

Makes me giggle inside.

Me digs.

 

[stilleto]

Yup, that's my abbreviated forum version ^_^ In real life I just tell people who suggest or ask stupid questions "hmmm.... how bout no? jajaja"

wtf is "jajaja"?
are you from a country that laughs differently than the rest of the world?

 

[-Ariel-]

wtf is "jajaja"?
are you from a country that laughs differently than the rest of the world?

She lives right there with woody harrelson...

What is your favorite word Letto?

I know art and the creative process of envisioning and then creating what feeds the flame of your life, but...
, there has to be some words that you really like saying.. no?

 

[string_bean00]

first off, i spill coffee on myself (graceful).

is slacks a funny word? nobody else uses it? I consider dress pants to be slacks. regular casual pants are pants, and jeans are jeans.
no? that's not right?
help me.

slacks is just a stilleto word, that's all

 

[stilleto]

She lives right there with woody harrelson...

What is your favorite word Letto?

I know art and the creative process of envisioning and then creating what feeds the flame of your life, but...
, there has to be some words that you really like saying.. no?

oh, there's so many great words.
I use 'awesome' too much, but i love words like "moot" and "collateral" and "marinate".

 

[stilleto]

slacks is just a stilleto word, that's all

you know what's a string_bean word???

covert.

 

[nangiggles]

wtf is "jajaja"?
are you from a country that laughs differently than the rest of the world?

Im just using jaja as an international sound for laughs/giggles (as in jaja, jeje, jiji, haha... pic one...) LOL just really doesn't do it for me.....

 

[stilleto]

Im just using jaja as an international sound for laughs/giggles (as in jaja, jeje, jiji, haha... pic one...) LOL just really doesn't do it for me.....

oh, i just saw that you're from costa rica, so that explains it anyway.

 

[nangiggles]

oh, i just saw that you're from costa rica, so that explains it anyway.

I live in Costa Rica but I was born and raised in Connecticut....

 

[stilleto]

I live in Costa Rica but I was born and raised in Connecticut....

oh.
jajajajaja?
my step parents go to costa rica every few weeks.

 

[nangiggles]

Yeah it'spretty nicemy parents lived quite a while in the statesbut eventually decided to early retire here... education here is really cheap so I'm getting a good degree to go back to the US in 1 or 2 yrs ^_^

 

[chris302001]

Im just using jaja as an international sound for laughs/giggles (as in jaja, jeje, jiji, haha... pic one...) LOL just really doesn't do it for me.....

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! I get it! jajaja, but you say it like a mexican so it sounds like hahaha!

 

[string_bean00]

you know what's a string_bean word???

covert.

I don't get it

 

[stilleto]

I don't get it

i know. i just tried to think of the most random, confusing word i could think of.

how'd i do?

 

[string_bean00]

quite well