Please educate me on something...

[vixenbabe]

How does one pass a "drug test" at work if they are on a "cycle"?

Do these tests show doses of EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING in your system?

Perhaps some companies are not as extenstive in their testing as other's? Is there a standard? Does your company even test?

Educate me , please, as I am curious!

 

[The Shadow]

No.

Typical drug tests do not test for anabolics....

 

[MP5]

those tests don't test for hormones unless it is requested. 99% of the time they are only looking for weed, coke, opiates, and i think i even saw a check box for shrooms. If i am not mistaken, hormonal tests have to be done with blood.

 

[WODIN]

Depends on what they are testing for.

Alot of companies only have the hiring test, where as those who are regulated by the Dept. of Trans. (DOT) have to do random testing at least 2 times a year on their employees.

 

[vixenbabe]

If blood is drawn...I take it we need to worry then?

Standard piss tests only show the " standard" narcs?

Hmmmmm....

 

[The Shadow]

yep - standards are only the narcotics list

 

[beastboy]

If blood is drawn...I take it we need to worry then?

Standard piss tests only show the " standard" narcs?

Hmmmmm....

Even if they draw blood doesn't neccessarily mean they are testing for anabolics....

 

[The Shadow]

btw - even if they find various compounds - they are easily explained.....

 

[Y_lifter]

Usually every test they ask the Lab to run costs x $.
So, they pick like 5 or 6 drugs to test for and each one cost so much $.
The Lab runs these tests and reports back only these tests.

I would not worry unless you are:
Getting a general Physical, where some Anomalies may show up in a Broad Spectrum blood test
Applying for a Sanctioned Sporting event like Olympic bobsledding.

 

[vixenbabe]

Thanks guys!

 

[MP5]

And hormonal tests are tough cause there is such a large range of levels that are considered normal. I know if you want your test levels checked, you have to fast for x amount of time first to even get an accurate reading.

So who is on gear? You are your hubby?

I would not hesitate at all to take a drug test on juice, they aren't going to test for it.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

FYI you can test for roids in piss.....

 

[The Shadow]

true - but it isn't something on a standard screen

 

[madbomber31]

its not cost effective to test employees... you figure what? each company would find maybe .001% using steroids? plus, they dont even test each competitor at competitions... they just random it up.

 

[vixenbabe]

So who is on gear? You are your hubby?

If I told you that D, I'd have to kill ya...Kidding! It's NOT me!

I'm just thinking ahead for someone near and dear to me....I like all the facts unlike HIM! Fool jumps in without thinking at times...

This had relieved me- SOMEWHAT!

Thank You!

 

[gotmilk]

How does one pass a "drug test" at work if they are on a "cycle"?

There's no reason for my boss to be worried if I'm taking enanthate right now....

I find it insulting that companies would want to drug test people. Hell....unless someone comes in smoking a crack pipe or drinking a Colt 40 ounce beer....let them work if they do a good job.

 

[aurelius]

Reading this thread reminds me why Bush is right to march you guys off to war to protect all those freedoms you have. HA HA HA!!!!

 

[MP5]

vixen, hey, if you are trying to hook it up with a guy that is stacked, give me a call. No need to have the hubby do something illegal!

 

[b fold the truth]

When a female friend of mine did her last powerlifting competition...as soon as she finished her lift they took her straight to the bathroom. They watched her undress (squat suit and all) and watched her piss in the cup...

B True

 

[Prometheus]

Reading this thread reminds me why Bush is right to march you guys off to war to protect all those freedoms you have. HA HA HA!!!!

 

[vixenbabe]

vixen, hey, if you are trying to hook it up with a guy that is stacked, give me a call. No need to have the hubby do something illegal!

HA!HA!HA! D, if he does not come back from a hunting trip someday, I'll give ya a yell on your cell, K?


B-fold I too have had to squat and piss in a cup before. Although, it was NOT for a powerlifting contest- mine was work related! This nurse was a 300 lb. nurse Ratchett...Yikes! Scared me to death to be honest.

Thank again for all the advice!