Playboy lies about their centerfolds.

frorider6 · Nov 30, 2001

Checking out a Playboy yesterday and I noticed the centerfold's stats. Said she was 5'8" and 117 lbs. I couldn't believe that shit. She was no 117. This girl was thick. Not bad thick, but still very curvy. It was the issue with Gena Lee Nolan.

I'm so disillusioned. But at least I know those pictures are real and untouched up.

studly1 · Nov 30, 2001

Yeah, ur right. But u got luv them wipe away pages..

Stryc-9 · Nov 30, 2001

Don't forget - in making your calculations you must deduct weight to accomodate for the absence of a brain....

...hehe, now if that's not a stereotype - then I don't know what IS!!

HappyScrappy · Nov 30, 2001

lol - as if any of the stuff in there is serious.
when they ask them their interests and what they like in a man, etc etc - it is all manipulated to target their audience.

Gilbyag · Nov 30, 2001

5'8 117???? shed be a rail....

buksoon · Nov 30, 2001

frorider6 said:
Checking out a Playboy yesterday and I noticed the centerfold's stats. Said she was 5'8" and 117 lbs. I couldn't believe that shit. She was no 117. This girl was thick. Not bad thick, but still very curvy. It was the issue with Gena Lee Nolan.

I'm so disillusioned. But at least I know those pictures are real and untouched up.

You told me you only read the articles. ??

HappyScrappy · Nov 30, 2001

my ex girlfriend is 5'10.5" and for awhile she was 119. I begged her to put on some weight and she finally got up to I think 139... and she still looks really skinny.

frorider6 · Nov 30, 2001

HappyScrappy said:
lol - as if any of the stuff in there is serious.
when they ask them their interests and what they like in a man, etc etc - it is all manipulated to target their audience.

Target audience?

"My turnons are pathetic middle aged men who haven't been laid in 3 years."

HappyScrappy · Nov 30, 2001

Re: Re: Playboy lies about their centerfolds.

buksoon said:
You told me you only read the articles. ??

playboy has pictures?

rudedawg · Nov 30, 2001

Are the articles are still good?......last one I saw was probably a few years back

HappyScrappy · Nov 30, 2001

frorider6 said:
Target audience?

"My turnons are pathetic middle aged men who haven't been laid in 3 years."

have you read their turn ons - maybe some of the turn ons are legit - I haven't "read" a playboy in ages, but they are laughable and obviously edited.
what you said there isn't too far off from what they are implying.

if they say their turn-ons are hardbody, millionaire models, then it will alienate their audience and sell less. so they say shit like, I like moterbikes, and monster trucks, and men who like beer.

Binky · Nov 30, 2001

My G.F. Gained about 1.5 ounces this morning...the Hard Way.
:horny:

velvett · Nov 30, 2001

frorider6 said:
I'm so disillusioned. But at least I know those pictures are real and untouched up.

BAHAHAHAA!!!

Love ya man....
You crack me up.

Don't worry Elite Model Management lies too.
In the visual world all women are 119 lbs or less - even if they're 6'. They also make everyone 1/2" - 1 1/2" taller - whatever sells darlin' whatever sells.

:lmao:

frorider6 · Nov 30, 2001

rudedawg said:
Are the articles are still good?......last one I saw was probably a few years back

I subscribed because they sent me some special offer. A little more than a buck and issue. I couldn't turn that down.

I wish Hustler would sent me an offer like that.

Now they have some good articles!

frorider6 · Nov 30, 2001

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buksoon said:
You told me you only read the articles. ??

Ummmm, I was doing research. Yeah, that's it. Research on how popular media has influenced the...... um......... something or another.

Cleaner · Nov 30, 2001

http://www.videotemple.com/playmatesdata/pmdata/

buksoon · Nov 30, 2001

You said you kept the Victoria's Secret catalog in your bathroom to stay current with innovations in spandex/lycra techology.

You told me fabric was your passion, you grew up in a sweat shop in Chinatown.

frorider6 · Nov 30, 2001

buksoon said:
You said you kept the Victoria's Secret catalog in your bathroom to stay current with innovations in spandex/lycra techology.

Actually, I keep that in the bathroom for mastubating.

danielson · Nov 30, 2001

buksoon said:
You said you kept the Victoria's Secret catalog in your bathroom to stay current with innovations in spandex/lycra techology.

You told me fabric was your passion, you grew up in a sweat shop in Chinatown.

buksoon · Nov 30, 2001

frorider6 said:
Actually, I keep that in the bathroom for mastubating.

And the cache of porn in your bedroom? You mean that ISN'T because of your interest in cinematography?

frorider6 · Nov 30, 2001

buksoon said:
And the cache of porn in your bedroom? You mean that ISN'T because of your interest in cinematography?

That's for the articles and my intrest in in the above. I don't get turned on by porn.

SoCAmuscle · Nov 30, 2001

frorider6 said:
Checking out a Playboy yesterday and I noticed the centerfold's stats. Said she was 5'8" and 117 lbs. I couldn't believe that shit. She was no 117. This girl was thick. Not bad thick, but still very curvy. It was the issue with Gena Lee Nolan.

I'm so disillusioned. But at least I know those pictures are real and untouched up.

They don't lie on all of them... A girl I dated was a recent centerfold and her stats were correct...

frorider6 · Nov 30, 2001

I met one at a party once. She looked partied out. She asked my friend to guess what year she was a in it. Smartass started to about, "About nineteen eightyyyyyyyyyyy.......... um 98". I was laughing my ass off. Of course she didn't catch it. Too much coke.

Test boy · Nov 30, 2001

I spent some quality time with several Playmates during Spring Break. I already knew one of them previously. They seemed quite friendly, confident, and bright. I'm still trying to figure out if one of them has stayed married to one person their entire life.

frorider6 · Nov 30, 2001

Test boy said:
I spent some quality time with several Playmates during Spring Break. I already knew one of them previously. They seemed quite friendly, confident, and bright. I'm still trying to figure out if one of them has stayed married to one person their entire life.

Well, they are bunnies. And we know how faithful rabbits are....

Test boy · Nov 30, 2001

frorider6 said:
Well, they are bunnies. And we know how faithful rabbits are....

Good point!

polarpixie · Nov 30, 2001

frorider6 said:
Checking out a Playboy yesterday and I noticed the centerfold's stats. Said she was 5'8" and 117 lbs. I couldn't believe that shit. She was no 117. This girl was thick. Not bad thick, but still very curvy. It was the issue with Gena Lee Nolan.

I'm so disillusioned. But at least I know those pictures are real and untouched up.

I'm sorry that you had to figure out the truth.....

I can relate because that's how I felt when I found out that there is no Santy-Clause.....

DcupSheepNipples · Nov 30, 2001

Playboy lies about their centerfolds.

Get Playgoat! The articles about animal feed are informative!

polarpixie · Nov 30, 2001

DcupSheepNipples said:
Get Playgoat! The articles about animal feed are informative!

Did you really just say that??? :lmao:

DcupSheepNipples · Nov 30, 2001

Did you really just say that???

Yes, why are you into animal lesbanism?

DcupSheepNipples · Nov 30, 2001

And You thought I was joking!

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