Pirate Humor

[HG Pennypacker]

I just came across a fat, bald black woman in the deli with a patch over her eye. I said: "Avast yee matey". She just stared at me with her one bloodshot eye. Come to think of it, it could have been a guy.

I guess not everyone is into pirate humor.

 

[HappyScrappy]

There is a board member here, and their name is "RRR" - everytime I see them post I just mentally go "arrrrrrrghhh" and then I punch myself in the nuts and usually, you know, for the most part, wish I hadn't.

 

[gymtime]

That sounds totally made up.

 

[Bullit]

I like pirate humour.

What do you call a pirate who has another pirates wang in his butt?
Nature Boy.

 

[AAP]

First I was expecting some kind of butt pirate thread.

Second, this was not even funny.

 

[Ffactor]

First I was expecting some kind of butt pirate thread.

Second, this was not even funny.

I completely agree with you! Butt pirate = Nathan.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

I just came across a fat, bald black woman in the deli with a patch over her eye. I said: "Avast yee matey". She just stared at me with her one bloodshot eye. Come to think of it, it could have been a guy.

I guess not everyone is into pirate humor.

HG,

I am and that's hilarious. Good for you dude!

 

[HG Pennypacker]

First I was expecting some kind of butt pirate thread.

Second, this was not even funny.

First, I would expect nothing else from you

Second, notice you weren't on the list of my funniest thing on Elite poll either.

 

[Ffactor]

Poopielicker, Poopielicker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nathan]

Ffactor go Ffuck himself.

 

[Ffactor]

Ffactor go Ffuck himself.

Nathan = PooPoo!

 

[beastboy]

You should of said: "Bitch! Where you wooden leg be at?"

 

[vixenbabe]

You should of said: "Bitch! Where you wooden leg be at?"

I'm surprised it was not up his ass after his eye patch joke....

 

[BigBazooka]

Did you guys already see that new pirate movie? I heard it's rated RRRRRRRRRRRR...