Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply US-PHARMACIES UGL OZ
Raptor Labs UGFREAK OxygenPharm
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplyUS-PHARMACIES UGL OZUGFREAKRaptor LabsOxygenPharm

&^%$ *&^%$^ piece of dog &^%$ !!!!!

  • Thread starter Thread starter heatherrae
  • Start date Start date
H

heatherrae

Guest
FIREANTS!!! You dont' understand the degree to which I hate these little God forsaken creatures of destruction. They get in my garden and yard. I kill them with the bait or the poison and they come right back from neighboring yards. I got bitten 12 times yesterday on my right foot and now it is swelling up.

Here is their modus operandi: They all crawl up on you at once. One gives the signal, and they all bite at once. (I'm not making this up). So you don't know they are even on you yet and you have all these bites! The first day the site of the bite itches and burns. Then, two days later the bite site forms these gross pimple-looking postules that burn and itch again.

Anyone know an organic/inexpensive way to kill these things? I'm sick of poisoning the ground and buying bait when they come right back!
 
I used to buy some good shit for killing ants. Use it all around the foundation of the house and the ants go away.
I believe it is called "Home defense" it is in a see through green bottle.Not poisoness to animals, or plants.
Also another thought that sounds stupid but I heard works is chalk. Ants will not cross a line of chalk.Dont know why,but rumor has it that they wont
 
Can you sue the neighbors for negiglence in releasing their share of the ants to your yard?



j/k




I hate those things too. Had them in FL.
 
hmmmm....I would literally be drawing a line in the sand. =-) Chalk. I just put a chalk line around the perimeter of the yard once I kill them in the yard to prevent them from coming back? They don't come in the house, thank goodness!
 
It may be the scent of chalk who knows. But i have been told by many people that it works.Personally I have never tried it.
 
If you poision the mound the surviors will just move on and make a new mound. Those damn creatures are smart. I usually just pour gas on them and burn the bitches and watch them go up in smoke.
 
Frisky said:
If you poision the mound the surviors will just move on and make a new mound. Those damn creatures are smart. I usually just pour gas on them and burn the bitches and watch them go up in smoke.
Click to expand...
LOL....not exactly environmentally friendly, but effective.... ;-)
 
HeatherRae said:
LOL....not exactly environmentally friendly, but effective.... ;-)
Click to expand...


LOL

There are plenty of remedies... old school ones that i was told by my great grandmother and my grandmother. I actually got this book that was put together with all of these things and recipes and such from a church. Old people know stuff. ;)

Lemme see if I can find something in there.
 
holy crap i hate those things
once i was out back cleaning up the grass and stuff, and next thing i knew my legs were covered and i had those blisters and stuff
i think you have to get that fire ant stuff and put over their nest and that will kill them
i wouldnt go out there again until they were gone
 
I got "fire ants" from a trannie hooker in Vegas.


I had noooo idea she was a hooker, for the record.
 
SoKlueles said:
holy crap i hate those things
once i was out back cleaning up the grass and stuff, and next thing i knew my legs were covered and i had those blisters and stuff
i think you have to get that fire ant stuff and put over their nest and that will kill them
i wouldnt go out there again until they were gone
Click to expand...

I thought you roasted them and enjoyed them as treats?

I lost my opposum potroast recipe, care to share again?

:p
 
pintoca said:
I thought you roasted them and enjoyed them as treats?

I lost my opposum potroast recipe, care to share again?

:p
Click to expand...
i dont have a possum recipe, its slate run stew with squirrel you jerk :heks:


although i have an uncle that ate possum, snake, turtle and anythign else that isnt supposed to be eaten

oh and my parents eat bear meat, i never tried it cuz it looked gross tho
but deer meat is awesome, if u can get rid of the wild taste
 
SoKlueles said:
holy crap i hate those things
once i was out back cleaning up the grass and stuff, and next thing i knew my legs were covered and i had those blisters and stuff
i think you have to get that fire ant stuff and put over their nest and that will kill them
i wouldnt go out there again until they were gone
Click to expand...

Thats alot of stuff

LOL

;)
 
SoKlueles said:
holy crap i hate those things
once i was out back cleaning up the grass and stuff, and next thing i knew my legs were covered and i had those blisters and stuff
i think you have to get that fire ant stuff and put over their nest and that will kill them
i wouldnt go out there again until they were gone
Click to expand...

Then you KNOW how bad these things suck! Little &^%$ers all bite at once! I have killed the hills a dozen times. They are all over the place. They keep coming back to my yard from the surrounding yards. I think they like the falling fruit from my trees or something....UGH!
 
HeatherRae said:
Then you KNOW how bad these things suck! Little &^%$ers all bite at once! I have killed the hills a dozen times. They are all over the place. They keep coming back to my yard from the surrounding yards. I think they like the falling fruit from my trees or something....UGH!
Click to expand...
i heard they liked hairy places, so get busy shaving ur legs ;)



i knowww i hate those little fuggers. I couldnt get them off fast enough, i ran to the bathroom and ran water over my legs to get them off
and i think i threw one of my shoes in the neighbors yard trying to get out of there
 
Frisky said:
LOL

There are plenty of remedies... old school ones that i was told by my great grandmother and my grandmother. I actually got this book that was put together with all of these things and recipes and such from a church. Old people know stuff. ;)

Lemme see if I can find something in there.
Click to expand...
Oh yeah, I would love to hear some of those old fashioned remedies. I'm going to try Angels chalk idea too =-)
 
HeatherRae said:
Oh yeah, I would love to hear some of those old fashioned remedies. I'm going to try Angels chalk idea too =-)
Click to expand...


I've heard grits, boiling hot water, (my gas one.. LOL ) Some kind of chemical that dehydrates them.

One thing I was always told is not to disturb the mound when you treat it. It allows the queen and brood to get away and then the colony will go on.
 
SoKlueles said:
i dont have a possum recipe, its slate run stew with squirrel you jerk :heks:


although i have an uncle that ate possum, snake, turtle and anythign else that isnt supposed to be eaten

oh and my parents eat bear meat, i never tried it cuz it looked gross tho
but deer meat is awesome, if u can get rid of the wild taste
Click to expand...
deer summer sausage and salami is great, actually. ;-) our family made deer chili, summer sausage and salami, but we didn't eat it as steaks or anything.

When I was about 8, I used to have my great aunt watch me during the day while my mother worked. Whenever I asked what they were serving, they would always tease that we were eating "possum" but they never let me in on the joke. My dad came to get me for a weekend visit and took me to a nice restaurant. When they asked what I wanted I said "do you have possum." My dad nearly fainted. LOL.
 
HeatherRae said:
Anyone know an organic/inexpensive way to kill these things? I'm sick of poisoning the ground and buying bait when they come right back!
Click to expand...

Unfortunately it never went anywhere, as getting into pest control is almost as bad as getting into pharmaceuticals, but my dad was investing in a company that made fireant killer that worked. They couldn't get into any stores as the major players laid pressure on the small stores and they couldn't produce enough at the time to get it into places like Home Depot.

It was basically a mixture of Rotenone and the fluid pressed from cow manure. The Rotenone will kill them, and the liquid cow shit helped get them to ingest. Ants will bring their dead to the top of the mound. If you have a killer that works, it should look like coffee grounds on the mound in a day or two. It also acts as a fertilizer.

One of my favorite remedies is to put raw rice on the mound, wait a couple hours and douse the mound with water for 20 minutes or so. The little buggers eat the raw rice, then when you douse them, they take in just enough water which makes the rice starch expand and they go POP.
 
Maybe you ought to tie some gas rags around your ankles to keep the ants from crawling up and eatin' your candy ass. . .Ralph Dale Earnhardt.
 
nugget said:
Unfortunately it never went anywhere, as getting into pest control is almost as bad as getting into pharmaceuticals, but my dad was investing in a company that made fireant killer that worked. They couldn't get into any stores as the major players laid pressure on the small stores and they couldn't produce enough at the time to get it into places like Home Depot.

It was basically a mixture of Rotenone and the fluid pressed from cow manure. The Rotenone will kill them, and the liquid cow shit helped get them to ingest. Ants will bring their dead to the top of the mound. If you have a killer that works, it should look like coffee grounds on the mound in a day or two. It also acts as a fertilizer.

One of my favorite remedies is to put raw rice on the mound, wait a couple hours and douse the mound with water for 20 minutes or so. The little buggers eat the raw rice, then when you douse them, they take in just enough water which makes the rice starch expand and they go POP.
Click to expand...
Oh, the rice idea sounds like FUN!
 
digimon7068 said:
Maybe you ought to tie some gas rags around your ankles to keep the ants from crawling up and eatin' your candy ass. . .Ralph Dale Earnhardt.
Click to expand...
rofl...that would make all the neighbor men want me...lol.
 
Angel said:
It may be the scent of chalk who knows. But i have been told by many people that it works.Personally I have never tried it.
Click to expand...
"COMET" cleanser powder version. make a thick line around where you dont want them to enter...they wont cross... :evil:
 
PBR said:
"COMET" cleanser powder version. make a thick line around where you dont want them to enter...they wont cross... :evil:
Click to expand...
HMMMM....the neighbors are going to wonder why there are lines of chalk and coment around my yard; a yard full of rice, boric acid, manure; flaming rags of gas on mounds; and gas rags on my ankles.....


LOL
 
HeatherRae said:
Oh yeah, I would love to hear some of those old fashioned remedies. I'm going to try Angels chalk idea too =-)
Click to expand...

My Grandmother once mentioned that suicide is a perfectly acceptable alternative to Fireant invasion. I was told not to take it literally, but to pass the advice onto others..(that SHOULD take it literally).

Give it a shot.
 
jnevin said:
I got "fire ants" from a trannie hooker in Vegas.


I had noooo idea she was a hooker, for the record.
Click to expand...



Next time that happens use Frisky's suggestion. Gasonline and a match.

They gone.
 
HeatherRae said:
HMMMM....the neighbors are going to wonder why there are lines of chalk and coment around my yard; a yard full of rice, boric acid, manure; flaming rags of gas on mounds; and gas rags on my ankles.....


LOL
Click to expand...
at this point...why not light a match and be done with them? ;)
 
needtogetas said:
I say get a big dog.keep it out side by youre gardin.bet them little fucks will stop comeing by after that.
Click to expand...
I have two st bernards. How much bigger should I get, a &^^%# giraffe? LOL.
 
needtogetas said:
I say get a big dog.keep it out side by youre gardin.bet them little fucks will stop comeing by after that.
Click to expand...

Fire ants have been known to take down cattle. Not much your doberman will do but get bit, suffer some pain, and if he pisses them off, die.
 
needtogetas said:
they will be so scared of them dogs they wont even try it.
Click to expand...

Obviously you haven't seen fireants. I have seen them attack a dog. If your dog is sensitive to their poison, IT WILL DIE. Not all dogs are 'allergic', but I have seen more dogs afraid of fire ants than fire ants afraid of dogs. Dogs are just a bit more sentient than the ants.

I'll give you a $20 to go stand in a REAL fire ant mound for 20 minutes. I'll give you nickle to put your dog in one for 5.

Rather, I'd probably owe Angel $20.05.
 
nugget said:
Obviously you haven't seen fireants. I have seen them attack a dog. If your dog is sensitive to their poison, IT WILL DIE. Not all dogs are 'allergic', but I have seen more dogs afraid of fire ants than fire ants afraid of dogs. Dogs are just a bit more sentient than the ants.

I'll give you a $20 to go stand in a REAL fire ant mound for 20 minutes. I'll give you nickle to put your dog in one for 5.

Rather, I'd probably owe Angel $20.05.
Click to expand...
Believe me. I know what they can do. They bite me all the time. They all crawl on and you get stung by all of them at precisely the same time, so you can't knock some of them off. They sneak onto you and attack at once. Thank God I'm not allergic. More than 10 of them got me this time. But my right foot looks like crap now and ITCHES.
 
bignate73 said:
pee on em. they hate that.
Click to expand...
Oh the neighbors are going to LOVE me! To keep them from coming over from the neighbors lawn, I will go pee on their lawns, too. It's the neighborly thing to do! Sorta like the welcoming wagon.
 
HeatherRae said:
Oh the neighbors are going to LOVE me! To keep them from coming over from the neighbors lawn, I will go pee on their lawns, too. It's the neighborly thing to do! Sorta like the welcoming wagon.
Click to expand...
i got a bunch in my yard to.................
 
HeatherRae said:
FIREANTS!!! You dont' understand the degree to which I hate these little God forsaken creatures of destruction. They get in my garden and yard. I kill them with the bait or the poison and they come right back from neighboring yards. I got bitten 12 times yesterday on my right foot and now it is swelling up.

Here is their modus operandi: They all crawl up on you at once. One gives the signal, and they all bite at once. (I'm not making this up). So you don't know they are even on you yet and you have all these bites! The first day the site of the bite itches and burns. Then, two days later the bite site forms these gross pimple-looking postules that burn and itch again.

Anyone know an organic/inexpensive way to kill these things? I'm sick of poisoning the ground and buying bait when they come right back!
Click to expand...




When i find a mound i use a hose with the nozzle set on jet,the blast of water quickly flattens the mound,a good flooding will kill alot and also the queen!

RADAR
 
RADAR said:
When i find a mound i use a hose with the nozzle set on jet,the blast of water quickly flattens the mound,a good flooding will kill alot and also the queen!

RADAR
Click to expand...
Hmmmm....can't hurt to try. =-) Thanks for the tip.
 
RADAR said:
When i find a mound i use a hose with the nozzle set on jet,the blast of water quickly flattens the mound,a good flooding will kill alot and also the queen!

RADAR
Click to expand...

thats dirty in so many ways....


:verygood:
 
HeatherRae said:
COOL IDEA! Now, how to get an anteater through customs? I have a plan. It involves peanut butter, a red scarf and a sling shot. ;-)
Click to expand...

You could always try the tactics employed by these people to get your aardvark or anteater through customs. My guess is your tits would work better than hers. If you do though, promise to PM me the pics. :chomp:
 
"Is that a aardvark in your bra, or are you just happy to see me?"


You don't hear that one often.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

V
PuritySourceLabs Summer cut ORAL blend (one of a kind, winny/var oral blend) ONLY at PSL
Replies
19
Views
3K
Macedog24
M
M
Ephedrine Fat-loss agent or Nootropic or both? To learn more or purchase click ::HERE::
Replies
6
Views
3K
GoinDeep
G
D
Health and cholesterol; Niacin, BAIBA and more
Replies
7
Views
4K
polarbear1134
P
Y
Food to Augment Metabolic Process in winters and Burn Fat
Replies
0
Views
1K
youhan
Y
ceo
NCAAF 10/12 - (9) Texas A&M v Ole Miss - 8:30 PM ET
Replies
0
Views
679
ceo
ceo
Top Bottom