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alien amp pharm
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Unneccessary and unfunny
patsfan1379
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Gambino
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blasphemy
patsfan1379
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wtf
Lestat said:
then please.... link me.
You are a very easy going person and quite frankly I believe right now you are spitting in the wind just to have a retort to my comment. I don't judge you for your opinion nor would I ever judge anyone for their opinons on religion. BUT that being said I also have my opinion and I don't find anything about any of those pictures funny at all.
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Frisky said:
so if you don't find them funny, then why are you posting here?
you would think you would just move along
nice quads btw
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6532158&postcount=1Frisky said:
there is just one, but there have been other (most of them not too recent) but eat big should be able to point you in the right direction.
lets just say any picture of me and a penis (that is not mine) or dildo is something i dont find funny, but I respect people's right to post them.
Ludendorf said:
Because I felt the need to voice my opinion just like everyone else here that post on every other thread that they read. I don't hate lestat for having his own opinion but why is it wrong for me to say I think they are distasteful? No issue... I'll still buy him a drink one day.
LOL
Oh and thanks... wanna squeeze sweet tits?
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Gambino
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Frisky said:
fair enough.
i am just looking to start shit today and you didn't really bite
i would love a double-handed squeeze but it looks to be that ht has it locked down so i don't want to step on any toes.
look through fiesty's myspace friends and send me a invite
NOW
you better be on my friends list broLudendorf said:fair enough.
i am just looking to start shit today and you didn't really bite
i would love a double-handed squeeze but it looks to be that ht has it locked down so i don't want to step on any toes.
look through fiesty's myspace friends and send me a invite
NOW
Ludendorf said:fair enough.
i am just looking to start shit today and you didn't really bite
i would love a double-handed squeeze but it looks to be that ht has it locked down so i don't want to step on any toes.
look through fiesty's myspace friends and send me a invite
NOW
LOL
HT loves me but just won't admit it.
I'm headed that way sugar
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Gambino
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i can't access it at workLestat said:
i'll pm you my name and drop me a request
patsfan1379
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JarHed said:
best of thread
needtogetaas
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this is so wrong but I laughed at this one.Lestat said:
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Maybe some day you will accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior Lestat.
Only then shall you be saved, Sinner.
Only then shall you be saved, Sinner.
needtogetaas
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funny thing is people this is not blashamy.
if you would reed the bible you would no blashamy is the only unforgivable sin.
read it over and over and over.there is only one thing that I can think of that you can do that will stop you from going to haveand haveing god in youre life,and that is not exepting that he is real and that he is youre lord and asking for his forgiveness.
evry other sin is forgivable.but if you say there is no god if you dont beleave he died on the cross fore youre sins and you dont ask fore foregiveness.well then youre just not going to heaven.so that is what blashamy is.rejecting god and jesus dieing on the cross.blasphamy.any thing elce is not blasphamy.
if you would reed the bible you would no blashamy is the only unforgivable sin.
read it over and over and over.there is only one thing that I can think of that you can do that will stop you from going to haveand haveing god in youre life,and that is not exepting that he is real and that he is youre lord and asking for his forgiveness.
evry other sin is forgivable.but if you say there is no god if you dont beleave he died on the cross fore youre sins and you dont ask fore foregiveness.well then youre just not going to heaven.so that is what blashamy is.rejecting god and jesus dieing on the cross.blasphamy.any thing elce is not blasphamy.
Phenom78
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Lestat said:
I think you take a very broad definition of human. As you use it it could be taken to justify any manner of depravity. Hitler was human.
More to the point there is no claim upon which to make the assertion that he partook in any of the "human" behavior depicted in your pics. And as you well know the assertion that he did is offensive to many. Hence the reason for your posting. Hence the assertion that you harbor latent anger and angst.
good news bro, i accepted the lord jesus as my savior about 20 years ago!
sure i have since changed my mind, but I was told it was a one time thing that would save my soul for all of eternity no matter how bad I fucked up. jesus loves all equally, even murders and rapists. i came to him, begged forgiveness, and took him into my heart so i'm covered!
sure i have since changed my mind, but I was told it was a one time thing that would save my soul for all of eternity no matter how bad I fucked up. jesus loves all equally, even murders and rapists. i came to him, begged forgiveness, and took him into my heart so i'm covered!
lol. i remember asking my dad about that, i was likePhenom78 said:
"so you don't have to go to church to go to heaven?"
dad: no
"you don't have to even be a nice person?"
dad: not to go to heaven, but you still should
"you don't have to tithe?"
dad: "no,but you should"
"so no matter what I do jesus will still love me?"
dad: "yes, its unconditional love"
"so why doesn't everyone just accept jesus as their savior? there is nothing to lose!"
dad: everybody should, and its our duty to spread the gospel
"sounds boring"
dad: "don't you speak like that about our savior!"
yet everyone claims their own as the one true one, the one you need to be saved.Frisky said:
to me it just shows how asinine it all is! People seek the comfort and answers that religion brings. They like thinking that they know their purpose in life and that they will be ok when they die as will their loved ones.
Sure that is all great, but at what price? I'm not willing to trade in my logic, reason, and to some extent my awareness of the world, intelligence, and integrity for that comfort.
Phenom78
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Lestat said:
There is a difference.
One is a leap without evidence to the assumption of a divine ie does God exist.
Once the leap is made however, reason can be applied to what is remaining and judged by logic and consistency.
In Catholic tradition justification is a process that ends when you stand before God. You've already outlined the problem with the other viewpoint.
In reality it is more complex, and to a large extent involves opposing definitions of faith. Catholics define it as sola fide formata, while other denominations as sola fide informa
so once you resign yourself to the fact that you are believing in something for which you and nobody else can ultimitely prove is true, you can then apply sound logic to the initial unsubstantiated premise.Phenom78 said:
Wow, I wish I could do this with everything in life. I think I'm going to start believing that one day I will inherit 10 million, it could get me laid!
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Perhaps you missed it in the bible where God will reject you when you turn from him no matter if you "got saved years ago".
I can't recall where the scripture is but it's to the effect that he will spew the lukeworm from his mouth.
So no, you do not have your bases covered.
I can't recall where the scripture is but it's to the effect that he will spew the lukeworm from his mouth.
So no, you do not have your bases covered.
Phenom78
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Lestat said:
You're being obtuse.
Belief is an act of faith. Reason cannot be applied. There is nothing to apply it to.
But the doctrines themselves can be examioned (unlike God) and reason can be applied to them.
If a religions precepts state for example contradictory demands, such as "You must never kill" and "you must always kill". Reason can be applied to discern they are not compatoble and therefore make no sense. That is true irrespective fo whether the deity who is alleged to have said them does or does not exist.
You're welcome
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Phenom78 said:
Belief is an act of faith. Reason cannot be applied. There is nothing to apply it to.
But the doctrines themselves can be examioned (unlike God) and reason can be applied to them.
^^This made no sense. Belief in an omnibenevolent being that will condemn you to eternal damnation makes no sense. Belief that said omnibenevolent and omnipotent being gave you freedom of thought makes no sense when he/ she knew what choices you were going to make since the beginning of time. By definition, everything that god is is contradicted by what he does. He/ she is perfect but created imperfect beings, is without sin but gets angry and jealous.
It's bullshit. Your beliefs and faith are based on lies and bullshit.
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good debating bors
Phenom78
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Lestat said:
LOL
Are you blonde?
You asked why people turn to religion. Then you offered fear as one motivation. What is irratioonal about theur fears.
Your child is sick and may die. Is your fear of their dying irrational?
You are confusing the decision with the motivation ie turning to God in ones fear as opposed to elsewhere.
Try to keep up
needtogetaas
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pffft cathlic religon is shit.tell me were in the bible it says I should pray to mother mary or any of the fucken saints.tell me were it says I have to cunfase my sins to a preast and not god himself.Phenom78 said:
I allready knoew what youre going to say to.
well jesus said to join as he was dieing this is youre mother.and to marry this is youre son.fucken lol so you base a hole faith praying to mother mary and all the saints on one fucken line that dosent even meen what youre saying it meens.
o we conface or sins to a preast becuase tha bible say to confase youre sins to youre brothers.lol yes it means dont go lieing to people saying you dont sin when you do.
oooooooo wate dont forget the holey sacramins.fuck the holey sacramins.the fucken bible cleerly says know man should add or subtract from this book"talking about the bible"and gess what the fucken holy sacramins do just that............
cathalasisum only came about becuase the romins could not get rid of the true cristoin faith so they said fuck it lets give it to them but with our own twist.did you know that instead of the preast telling you you need to say one hundrid hall marrys he used to tell you you need to pay the church 100 gold and youre sins will be foregiven.
the kathlic shurch was ruthless.it killed and slotterd milloins of people and small natoins all just to push its self and get rich.
did you know kathlics bow down to a statue of mother mary and a fucken candle before they start church.fucken shit thats sick.
the bible cleerly states "DO NOT PRAY AS THE PAGINS DO.BEING REPATISHUS AND STANDING IN THE STREETS FOR ALL TO SEE"SO THEN TELL ME WAY THE FUCKEN CATHLICS DO THIS THEN.WHY DO THEY HAVE LIKE 1000 DIFRANT PRAYERS THAT THEY RESITE REPIDLY AND DO IT ALL TOGATHER SO EVRY ONE CAN SEE.they rosery beeds is nothing but a tricket to help you say a reppeded bunch of prayers.
fuck the pope.lets look into why the kathlics have a pope.well they say its becuase jesus asked petter who do you think I am and petter was the only one to say to him you are the crist the son of god the massa.so then jesus said to him you are right and the rock witch I will bild my church on.any thing you say on earth will be in heaven and so one and so forth.
bull shit.that was a scripsher talking to all cristoins saying that if you belave that jesus is the son of god and youre savore then you are the rock on witch he will bild his church on.
ya I know I cant spell big fucken deal but if you take the time to read what I say and not come back with some lame ass come back about my spelling.then you will see you ant got a fucken leg to stand on.kathlics by the bibles standers are dead fucken wrong in allmost all they do.
but shit as long as they beleave jesus is there savore and died fore them it realy dont matter.
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Phenom78 said:
Jersey, this isn't a misunderstanding of theology, it's how god has been defined. Catholic, baptist, whatever, it's how christianity has defined and chosen to believe in god. When asked how to explain it, faith always comes back. How do you have faith in that? Oh, you just do. There's no reason behind it, it is what it is. What god told man write has reason though, have faith in god. Or he'll send you to hell. He loves you.
needtogetaas
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any fucken takers.
needtogetaas
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o ya and why the fuck cant a preast get marred and have kids.no were in the bible dose it say they cant.
the only thing it says about being a leader in a church and marrige is a leader should have only one wife and he should have a good family of upstanding carictore.pritty much.......so tell me were dose it say a preast cant marry.
shit maby thats why most kathlic preast go fagit and malest little boys.becuase they are trying to live some rule that should not be lived.
the only thing it says about being a leader in a church and marrige is a leader should have only one wife and he should have a good family of upstanding carictore.pritty much.......so tell me were dose it say a preast cant marry.
shit maby thats why most kathlic preast go fagit and malest little boys.becuase they are trying to live some rule that should not be lived.
needtogetaas
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when you accepted crist how old were you and did you mean it.Lestat said:
needtogetaas
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no realy I dont have much against them.they beleave that crist is there savore.so there going to heaven.they confass there sins and have persinal relatoinships with god.thats all that matters.all the crap inbetween is nothing.Lestat said:
I was 8 I think, and yes I meant it, I was with my father and we prayed together.needtogetas said:
Funny thing is, I kept waiting for something to happen to feel something different. I had just gone from being lost and destined to hell to being saved and had an eternity of paradise to look forward to, but I honestly didn't feel a single bit different. I can say I was 100% sincere at the time, I was a total jesus freak bro.
YES! the wanting to fit in is huge.stilleto said:fear.
and wanting to fit in. its what everyone else is doing... including most people's parents.
think for yourself and be free.
a girl i dated said she grew up in Utah, not mormon though, but her parents (non mornmons) would drop her and her brother off at church every sunday! They never wanted to, but her parents said they would make friends that way!!! As non mormons, they were the outsiders at school and stuff.
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I was about the same age when I first did to.and I felt nothing at all to.Lestat said:
god is not a fealing.you said youreself youre feelings can be wrong.of cource if you have a good relatonship with god fore a long time sooner or latter youre going to feel him in some kind of way.
the problum start when we say to ourselfs well this is the way I expect it to be.then it dosent happen.lol we think god should come when we want do it the way we want.we should get the fealings we want.not going to happen.
god knows whats best and you dont.some people have felt tramendose feeling of his power.and some just here a small voce in there head.
I had to go throw hell in my life before the man inside me was ready to give up.when I was ready to exept that i hopeless with out him.
when you were a kid you thought god was cool and it was fun.but were you broken.were you thinking I need god with all my heart.was it becuase you just wanted to know this cool person people were talking about.or was it becuase you beleaved in youre heart that youre life with out him was wrong.
did you want him or did you want his hands to bless you and do cool things fore you.
lestat.when you make a choce in youre heart that youre life is not what you want.that you want the life god has fore you.when you seek him"with all youre heart"not just cerosaty.thewn you will find him.
thing is youre cuntant with youre life.you think there is nothing wrong with it.you probly felt that way as a kid to.
iam going to say 8 years old is just not old enoff to fully give youre hole life thoughts hopes dreams,heart,will,pride everything into the hands of god.sorry but its just not.
Lestat said:
church is a way for people to make friends of similar values, and i bet most people that go have at least one major issue with their religion or with organized religion. But they continue to pack up their family every sunday and go to church.
why?
they see their friends, they teach the kids to have manners, they go out to breakfast afterwards, and they can tell people they are "good, religious, people."
I don't need anyone to remind me how i want to live my life or give me a way to meet friends. and yes, my parents believed in god, but I have my own mind and do not.
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