LMFAO @ the girl pissing, that reminds me of that conversation in the Full Monty about standing while peeing.
That cat with the shredded toilet paper looks just like this one time I bought from the gag store the rip proof toilet paper to get my roommate at the time. I hid all the toilet paper, he didnt fall for it, but the girl he was seeing went to go number two and I forgot I left the tearproof TP in there. It looked just like that, like a badger had gotten to it. I can only imagine her trying to use that toilet paper. It was like real toilet paper with a bunch of glue around the outside. LOL