Pick up lines !!!!!!!!

[The_RAIDER]

Excuse me, Do you use Windex in your laundry, because I can see myself in your pants?

 

[redhotavenger]

keep em coming

good posts people...funny stuff

 

[Galen]

well basically I dont believe in pickup lines, they are bullshit in los angeles, all you have to say is are you horny, or do you want to fuck!!!! 50% they say yes, 50% they say no.........why waste time with bullshit, either you got game or you aint got shit..........and from my experience........"do you want to fuck" has never failed!

u do got a point here

 

[redhotavenger]

What do the ladies think

What do the ladies think of these lines?

 

[redhotavenger]

any more

Any more fellas?

 

[redhotavenger]

hey

 

[redhotavenger]

let me get your number before i don't want it no more

let me get your number before i don't want it no more

 

[Milhouse]

Fuck me if I am wrong, but is your name Betty Sue?

I think I am in love but you'll do for tonite

My friends bet me $100 that I could'nt pick you up tonite, wanna split the winnings with me

So, what would you like me to make you for breakfast in the morning?