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Lets here some of your best pick up lines.....Maybe we can get a good laugh at these.
so lets here em
so lets here em
Pick up lines !!!!!!!!
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HappyScrappy
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I've said these before, but I'm always willing to share my secrets. Say any of these and you will get most any girl wanting you immediately.
Trust me.
1) <call them over and then whisper in their ear> I have an incredibly small penis.
Then just nod and smile.
2) <again, call the over and whisper in their ear> I just shit my pants.
Then just lean back and nod and smile. If you want to add a special touch, grab their hand and press it to your ass, then tell them they should smell their hand. More nodding and more smiling.
3) (this one is magical, no girl can resist you after this)
Saunter up to anyone and smoothly utter, "hey baby, you know something? you sure don't sweat much for a fat chick."
shell melt in your arms.
Trust me.
1) <call them over and then whisper in their ear> I have an incredibly small penis.
Then just nod and smile.
2) <again, call the over and whisper in their ear> I just shit my pants.
Then just lean back and nod and smile. If you want to add a special touch, grab their hand and press it to your ass, then tell them they should smell their hand. More nodding and more smiling.
3) (this one is magical, no girl can resist you after this)
Saunter up to anyone and smoothly utter, "hey baby, you know something? you sure don't sweat much for a fat chick."
shell melt in your arms.
karson
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hey
do you beleive in love at first sight, or should I walk by you again.
my mom always told me I was good looking, was she lying to me?
Nice shirt, but it would look better wrinkled up on my bedroom floor.
wanna go for a pizza and a fuck?
(no) whats wrong, you dont like pizza.
Do you have som Italian in you? (no) do you want some
Wanna fuck? (no) why, im the only one here talking to you...
May 1010 favorite pick up line: if your ass is a chinese resturant, ill have the poo poo platter.
SG favorite line is: wanna go to the morgue and grab a few cold ones.
Big Ucks is: Hey im 6'5'' and weight 600 pounds, wanna bang.
Superdaves is: hey wanna go on a date so I can tease you on the internet tomarrow?
Bearded Clam is: hey you dirty, stupid, bitch, wanna fuck?
and last is Ryan H: Hey, how much for a blow job. (slap across the face, and says why do you think I would give you sex for money.)
Ryan H would say, well I thought since i bought the moderator position, everything was for sell.................
do you beleive in love at first sight, or should I walk by you again.
my mom always told me I was good looking, was she lying to me?
Nice shirt, but it would look better wrinkled up on my bedroom floor.
wanna go for a pizza and a fuck?
(no) whats wrong, you dont like pizza.
Do you have som Italian in you? (no) do you want some
Wanna fuck? (no) why, im the only one here talking to you...
May 1010 favorite pick up line: if your ass is a chinese resturant, ill have the poo poo platter.
SG favorite line is: wanna go to the morgue and grab a few cold ones.
Big Ucks is: Hey im 6'5'' and weight 600 pounds, wanna bang.
Superdaves is: hey wanna go on a date so I can tease you on the internet tomarrow?
Bearded Clam is: hey you dirty, stupid, bitch, wanna fuck?
and last is Ryan H: Hey, how much for a blow job. (slap across the face, and says why do you think I would give you sex for money.)
Ryan H would say, well I thought since i bought the moderator position, everything was for sell.................
thefameinmyname
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redhotavenger
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GOOD SHIT
HappyScrappy
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at a gay bar "mind if I push your stool in"
redhotavenger
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good ones
redhotavenger
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Damn Bill
Bill knows what hes taking about. Theres a few good ones in there.Which ones work the best without getting slapped...
Bill knows what hes taking about. Theres a few good ones in there.Which ones work the best without getting slapped...Super Girl 22
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a funny line used on me yesterday ....i was getting out of my car going back into my office after i had just gotten something to eat...a guy on a bike (!) rides by me and says..."is that a security firm you work for or a modeling agency...be honest!" 
i'm like ..is that the best line you have? pretty funny...the bike was a nice touch too!
i'm like ..is that the best line you have? pretty funny...the bike was a nice touch too! 
well basically I dont believe in pickup lines, they are bullshit in los angeles, all you have to say is are you horny, or do you want to fuck!!!! 50% they say yes, 50% they say no.........why waste time with bullshit, either you got game or you aint got shit..........and from my experience........"do you want to fuck" has never failed!
The_RAIDER
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Excuse me, Do you use Windex in your laundry, because I can see myself in your pants?
redhotavenger
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keep em coming
good posts people...funny stuff
good posts people...funny stuff
redhotavenger
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What do the ladies think
What do the ladies think of these lines?
What do the ladies think of these lines?
redhotavenger
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any more
Any more fellas?
Any more fellas?
redhotavenger
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hey
redhotavenger
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let me get your number before i don't want it no more
let me get your number before i don't want it no more
let me get your number before i don't want it no more
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