Pick up lines !!!!!!!!

[Nimrod25]

these lines are histerical

so is your spelling.

 

[redhotavenger]

good ones

 

[Evloks]

I heard someone say this to a girl once:

"If you were a booger, I`d pick you first." You should`ve been there to hear the smack he got afterwards.

 

[rmurf62]

Friend of mine heard this one used in a bar:

Hey baby you smell wet, let's party.

He was trying so hard not to laugh that he sprayed beer all over the both of them.

 

[redhotavenger]

Damn Bill

Bill knows what hes taking about. Theres a few good ones in there.Which ones work the best without getting slapped...

 

[bookman40]

I don't know how you missed this one!
"How about you put your legs around my head and I wear you like a feed bag"

 

[Super Girl 22]

a funny line used on me yesterday ....i was getting out of my car going back into my office after i had just gotten something to eat...a guy on a bike (!) rides by me and says..."is that a security firm you work for or a modeling agency...be honest!" i'm like ..is that the best line you have? pretty funny...the bike was a nice touch too!

 

[Zebo]

"Nice legs...what time do they open?"

 

[natasan]

I've said these before, but I'm always willing to share my secrets. Say any of these and you will get most any girl wanting you immediately.
Trust me.

hahahaha

 

[CN1]

well basically I dont believe in pickup lines, they are bullshit in los angeles, all you have to say is are you horny, or do you want to fuck!!!! 50% they say yes, 50% they say no.........why waste time with bullshit, either you got game or you aint got shit..........and from my experience........"do you want to fuck" has never failed!