Petron shots...at 1pm? wtf

[calveless wonder]

I just got my co workers retarded.

first time i've drank with anyone in this office since i'm a newb, so i bought everyon ea round of patron at the bowling alley (LOL...it's an upscale bowling alley in south beach. but right across the street from work). I closed a bunch of deals this month so figure i'd show my gratitude

we're all in here and just belligerently drunk. some of the most hilarious client to broker conversations i've ever heard

it was me, a few co workers and this other girl that works in our office space (from jerz) who was a FHM model. she's awesome

i'm seriously wasted. they gave us free shots...continue at happy hour?

 

[all the whey]

If girls are there yes.

If not no.

 

[GUARDIAN]

close the deal on FHM

 

[binö]

I just got my co workers retarded.

first time i've drank with anyone in this office since i'm a newb, so i bought everyon ea round of patron at the bowling alley (LOL...it's an upscale bowling alley in south beach. but right across the street from work). I closed a bunch of deals this month so figure i'd show my gratitude

we're all in here and just belligerently drunk. some of the most hilarious client to broker conversations i've ever heard

it was me, a few co workers and this other girl that works in our office space (from jerz) who was a FHM model. she's awesome

i'm seriously wasted. they gave us free shots...continue at happy hour?

of course bro, or else you'll feel like shit

 

[puddlemonkey]

first time i've drank with anyone in this office since i'm a newb, so i bought everyon ea round of patron at the bowling alley (LOL...it's an upscale bowling alley in south beach. but right across the street from work). I closed a bunch of deals this month so figure i'd show my gratitude

So many cheap shots, so little time.

 

[calveless wonder]

So many cheap shots, so little time.

yeah, but you still suck at life

 

[puddlemonkey]

yeah, but you still suck at life

But I sure have fun doing it.

 

[calveless wonder]

close the deal on FHM

she just hunted me down to go to smoke a cigarette with her.
must be a step in the right direction

 

[binö]

she just hunted me down to go to smoke a cigarette with her.
must be a step in the right direction

quitting weed but still smoking?
fug that

 

[pdaddyII]

pics or stfu

 

[calveless wonder]

quitting weed but still smoking?
fug that

no weed.

i got a bad craving when i got drunk.

i don't smoke otherwise...ever.

it doesn't affect my mind like weed does.

 

[puddlemonkey]

pics or stfu

I'm pulling for #2

 

[calveless wonder]

If girls are there yes.

If not no.

4 guys, 2 girls..

one left (who's married).

so 3 and 2
both girls are certified 10's.

but cool as hell.

i love my office

 

[jnevin]

close the deal on FHM

that's funny

 

[txbondsman]

close the deal on FHM

THAT ain't happenin'....

 

[nimbus]

parlay your afternoon into blackout drunk at the bars by 10pm

 

[Sub-Zero]

close the deal on FHM

ya right. id close the deal on her before cavless does, lmao

i already gave him a great plan of attack but he is too pussy.

cw, go up to her be like "so iv been feelin this connection"

pause, look into her eyes,

if she doesnt say anything keep adding on

"since weve met i cant think about anything else"

finally shell be like

"uhh, cw, your gay, we work together, *giggle*".

thats when your like

"dude, i was talking about this girl i met at the clubs i was gunna ask ur advice on, wtf"

then she will cry, and like a wounded fawn, take her down!

 

[calveless wonder]

i'm just not goign to talk to you guys...forever

 

[jnevin]

So many cheap shots, so little time.

Shouldn't you be out peddling heavy hands or some shit?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Shouldn't you be out peddling heavy hands or some shit?

I would if I knew what heavy hands were. Speaking of hands, don't you find it hard to type with yours full of comfort food?

 

[seaking420]

did you lay down the pipe yet

 

[Lestat]

i prefer patron

 

[puddlemonkey]

did you lay down the pipe yet

Shit, he couldn't close with a fleshlight.

 

[calveless wonder]

i'm starting not to be drunk and i feel like crapp

fuck

 

[calveless wonder]

Shit, he couldn't close with a fleshlight.

you wouldn't score with a 50 year old el savordian immigrant in my city

 

[calveless wonder]

but there's plenty of chickens, from what i hear.

you may want to consider moving (they're all small chickens, so they might actually feel your penis)

 

[puddlemonkey]

you wouldn't score with a 50 year old el savordian immigrant in my city

by choice

 

[txbondsman]

Shit, he couldn't close with a fleshlight.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, hell he couldn't even get sloppy seconds

 

[ceo]

i'm starting not to be drunk and i feel like crapp

fuck

Bro, you guys don't keep liquor in the office?? What kinda mortgage place you workin at? I was at a $16 billion/yr. publicly traded lender and people kept booze in their desks! Can't get much more corporate than that.

 

[jnevin]

Bro, you guys don't keep liquor in the office?? What kinda mortgage place you workin at? I was at a $16 billion/yr. publicly traded lender and people kept booze in their desks! Can't get much more corporate than that.

Ooh. I wouldn't be able to do that.

 

[nimbus]

lol neville


also, someone bump cw's old thread about the average wimmenz spree. i think it's time for the slaughter

 

[calveless wonder]

lol neville


also, someone bump cw's old thread about the average wimmenz spree. i think it's time for the slaughter

or come to your neck of the woods, nigga

 

[calveless wonder]

and none of you are invited to my condo, ever

 

[calveless wonder]

Bro, you guys don't keep liquor in the office?? What kinda mortgage place you workin at? I was at a $16 billion/yr. publicly traded lender and people kept booze in their desks! Can't get much more corporate than that.

fremont?

LOL...

i couldn't handle that

 

[jnevin]

fremont?

LOL...

i couldn't handle that

That wasn't it.

I used to go out and have a few and come back to the office. If I had a bottle I'd get shitty.

 

[puddlemonkey]

and none of you are invited to my condo, ever

Not even me?

 

[GUARDIAN]

i thought i was still go 2 go?

 

[nimbus]

or come to your neck of the woods, nigga

there will be a pillage

 

[ceo]

fremont?

LOL...

i couldn't handle that

not fremont, but I knew two guys there whose 2006 W2's were over $1 million. Could you handle that?

I know a girl from New Century whose w2 in 2004 was $1.2 million. She left them in early 2005.