Pervis_Ellison is better looking than you

[BrothaBill]

lol, so its true. We'd all like to hate this guy given kakdiesel's re-appearance on the board under a new name.
And he says 'fuck' way too often and is too joyous at normal events a la stickfigure who will exclaim "bwahahahaa" "lololol you are good bro.." at any given stimulus.
But, really, Pervis is one of those unusual freaks that can capture a crowd whereever he goes b/c of his looks

so what does that mean to you? Watch how a man dont give a crap about crap tells his view of crap b/c it dont mean crap, Only then will you learn the "Tao"


Learn, live, understand

 

[Megalomaniac]

so I'm taller

 

[Kakdiesel]

so I'm taller

hey i'm five foot E R E VEN!

 

[BrothaBill]

hey i'm five foot E R E VEN!

do you have a cataract?

 

[Kakdiesel]

do you have a cataract?

no but I hab beef wif brocorri on spe shul! you want? i give you good price. 6 dorrar and two egg rorr..

side ob fwied pitt burr ass is extra.

 

[Raina]

I know what his tee shirt says.....

 

[Kakdiesel]

omg.

 

[theoak01]

i got a bigger hammer

 

[Kakdiesel]

i got a bigger hammer

Im so small, its considered a clitoris

 

[theoak01]

either way that chick in ur avatar is hotter then any girl ive nailed so your doing something right

 

[Megalomaniac]

what's the damn shirt say?

 

[samoth]

Kak really reminds my of my best friend and broly in higher acts of stupidity back home. They talk the same way, have the same attitudes...

Needless to say, we make quite an interesting combination in public, lol.

 

[BUBBLES]

Pervis is the hottest Korean guy Ive ever seen in my life and I aint gay but he says fuck too often and Im about a foot taller and a few stones larger so he best clean up his language

OMG

 

[Kakdiesel]

what's the damn shirt say?

SFMONSTER FUCKING ROCKS

 

[Megalomaniac]

SFMONSTER FUCKING ROCKS

That's how Raina knew! I get it now.

 

[BrothaBill]

no but I hab beef wif brocorri on spe shul! you want? i give you good price. 6 dorrar and two egg rorr..

side ob fwied pitt burr ass is extra.

I dont eat that stuff but I do drive a rinking continental, nice tee mamie

 

[Kakdiesel]

I dont eat that stuff but I do drive a rinking continental, nice tee mamie

lol @ "rinking continental" havent heard that one before..

by the way, just a random thought, do many people even know who my handle is? i mean in real life, Pervis Ellison?

 

[Megalomaniac]

lol @ "rinking continental" havent heard that one before..

by the way, just a random thought, do many people even know who my handle is? i mean in real life, Pervis Ellison?

as in never nervous?

 

[BUBBLES]

Bill are you gay?

 

[Raina]

For the record, Jesus HATED that tee shirt.

 

[Megalomaniac]

For the record, Jesus HATED that tee shirt.

Jesus doesn't hate, especially a shirt about me!

 

[Kakdiesel]

as in never nervous?

haha hell yeah.

 

[redguru]

That's how Raina knew! I get it now.

Golf clap for that excellent return of service.

 

[Kakdiesel]

Jesus doesn't hate, especially a shirt about me!

oh God hates you. he told me as he was handing me my one way ticket to hell.

 

[Kakdiesel]

Golf clap for that excellent return of service.

what the hell..no more entertaining political banter??? it was just getting funny

 

[redguru]

oh God hates you. he told me as he was handing me my one way ticket to hell.

I have an aisle seat on the exit row.

 

[Megalomaniac]

oh God hates you. he told me as he was handing me my one way ticket to hell.

Damn it I thought that was only between me and him. Now everyone knows and all there is for me to do is to hate him back.

 

[Kakdiesel]

Damn it I thought that was only between me and him. Now everyone knows and all there is for me to do is to hate him back.

me and redguru and our esteemed group meet every sunday night at the Masonic Lodge to discuss our plans when the END comes.

i'm thinking we set up a fantasy football league when we get to hell.

my first pick is OJ

 

[Raina]

I'm the sacred feminine.

 

[Kakdiesel]

I'm the sacred feminine.

i hope my daughter Sofi doesnt come home from college on spring break too early to walk in on us..woops..have u gotten to that part in the book yet?

 

[Megalomaniac]

me and redguru and our esteemed group meet every sunday night at the Masonic Lodge to discuss our plans when the END comes.

i'm thinking we set up a fantasy football league when we get to hell.

my first pick is OJ

well I won't go wrong with Mr. Lewis running the D but I'm not confident my pick of Clarett will match OJ's numbers.

 

[Raina]

I'm pretty sure you're trying to ruin my life. Or at least my reading experience.

 

[Mr. dB]

as in never nervous?

As in always injured...

 

[Kakdiesel]

well I won't go wrong with Mr. Lewis running the D but I'm not confident my pick of Clarett will match OJ's numbers.

LMFAO! great call on Ray Lewis..fUDGE, i'm laughin out loud. I'm taking Lawrence Phillips next.

oh and dont forget about Adrian McPherson. he's a 3rd rounder fo sho

 

[H_T_]

thanks, BB, for turning this into a bath house.....

 

[Kakdiesel]

I'm pretty sure you're trying to ruin my life. Or at least my reading experience.

ah poop. Lo siento

 

[Kakdiesel]

thanks, BB, for turning this into a bath house.....

hahhaha...i was waiting for you HT to get in on this thread..jesus you're slacking lately

 

[H_T_]

hahhaha...i was waiting for you HT to get in on this thread..jesus you're slacking lately

sorry, i was uh.......masterbating.

 

[Kakdiesel]

sorry, i was uh.......masterbating.

awesome

 

[redguru]

sorry, i was uh.......masterbating.

It took you 49 minutes to post in this thread, what were you doing for the other 48 minutes?

 

[Kakdiesel]

It took you 49 minutes to post in this thread, what were you doing for the other 48 minutes?

man. i swear, i had no idea how much wittier people are now on elite than back in the meathead days.

all u bastards crack me up..

 

[Sassy69]

Pervy back in the day, you were the crack up.

 

[samoth]

man. i swear, i had no idea how much wittier people are now on elite than back in the meathead days.

all u bastards crack me up..

I know -- EF's become much more diverse since the Olde Days, and so many different people from all walks of life here that I'm still surprised.

 

[H_T_]

hey! i can masterbate longer than a minute!

 

[Kakdiesel]

Pervy back in the day, you were the crack up.

no, i was the butt of every joke lol

 

[Sassy69]

Butt what a nice butt!

 

[itlnstln]

hey i'm five foot E R E VEN!

Are you the Original "Never Nervous Pervis"?

 

[Kakdiesel]

Are you the Original "Never Nervous Pervis"?

outside of dominique, my least favorite celtic

 

[Kakdiesel]

Butt what a nice butt!

my advanced pilates classes have really done wonders for me

 

[Kakdiesel]

outside of dominique, my least favorite celtic

when i signed back on to elite, it was between pervis, dino radja, kevin gamble, or reggie lewis.

i forget why i chose pervis

 

[itlnstln]

when i signed back on to elite, it was between pervis, dino radja, kevin gamble, or reggie lewis.

i forget why i chose pervis

'Cause Ronni Grandison, Ramon Rivas, Kelvin Upshaw, Dirk Minnefield, and Brad Lohaus were already taken

 

[Kakdiesel]

'Cause Ronni Grandison, Ramon Rivas, Kelvin Upshaw, Dirk Minnefield, and Brad Lohaus were already taken

OMG Ronni Grandison and Kelvin Upshaw. I actually liked them. haha..great call.

 

[hamstershaver]

i love pervis

 

[itlnstln]

OMG Ronni Grandison and Kelvin Upshaw. I actually liked them. haha..great call.

Joe Klien , "Easy" Ed Pinkney, Fred Roberts, Marc Acres, Todd Daye

 

[redguru]

I hated Danny Ainge, but that's before you guys, I guess.

 

[Kakdiesel]

Joe Klien , "Easy" Ed Pinkney, Fred Roberts, Marc Acres, Todd Daye

i remember watching a Knick-Celtic game on CBS (when they carried all the national NBA games on sunday afternoons)

at da Green Garden (screw Madison Square right?)

and Pickney dunked on Ewing and the crowd chanted 32 and 1 32 and 1 (referring to georgetowns record when Nova upset Georgetown in the NCAA championship game)

 

[itlnstln]

I hated Danny Ainge, but that's before you guys, I guess.

really - cause he was the one traded for Pinkney and Klien.

dude - I'm 32 - i remember when Ainge was drafted out of BYU by the Toronto Bluejays! First Baseman.

 

[itlnstln]

i remember watching a Knick-Celtic game on CBS (when they carried all the national NBA games on sunday afternoons)

at da Green Garden (screw Madison Square right?)

and Pickney dunked on Ewing and the crowd chanted 32 and 1 32 and 1 (referring to georgetowns record when Nova upset Georgetown in the NCAA championship game)

Ahhhh - the old days....................

 

[hamstershaver]

really - cause he was the one traded for Pinkney and Klien.

dude - I'm 32 - i remember when Ainge was drafted out of BYU by the Toronto Bluejays! First Baseman.

you may know more useless sports facts than even i do
im impressed

 

[Kakdiesel]

I hated Danny Ainge, but that's before you guys, I guess.

1986, Sampson and Akeem (without the H back then) versus the Celts. my first nba finals. DJ AINGE BIRD MCHALE CHIEF.

of course i remember that..he was my first favorite player.

oh and he played shortstop for the Jays

 

[Kakdiesel]

you may know more useless sports facts than even i do
im impressed

oh my friends call me the Schwabb

 

[itlnstln]

1986, Sampson and Akeem (without the H back then) versus the Celts. my first nba finals. DJ AINGE BIRD MCHALE CHIEF.

of course i remember that..he was my first favorite player.

oh and he played shortstop for the Jays

Actually Danny played (among other postions in his short career) - 2nd base, 3rd base, yes SS, OF, DH)

and that 86' finals was the first finals I ever "attended" - it was great.

Only autograph I walked away with was David Thirdkill's

 

[itlnstln]

1986, Sampson and Akeem

"Twin Towers"

 

[itlnstln]

you may know more useless sports facts than even i do
im impressed

cuase "I" am extremely useless

 

[Mr. dB]

It took you 49 minutes to post in this thread, what were you doing for the other 48 minutes?

He's a master of the art of edging.

 

[Kakdiesel]

He's a master of the art of edging.

whats edging?

 

[H_T_]

 

[Kakdiesel]

yo whats edging?

 

[H_T_]

yo whats edging?

Sammy will know.

 

[Kakdiesel]

Sammy will know.

now who the hell is sammy?

 

[H_T_]

now who the hell is sammy?

Samothra.

 

[Kakdiesel]

Samothra.

he doesnt know how to speak "human." He only speaks "robot"

 

[H_T_]

he doesnt know how to speak "human." He only speaks "robot"

robots use old peoples medication for fuel. with their metal claws. and robots are strong.

 

[Kakdiesel]

robots use old peoples medication for fuel. with their metal claws. and robots are strong.

so G dubya's tax cuts are robots?

 

[H_T_]

so G dubya's tax cuts are robots?

 

[Kakdiesel]

hahaha....

man im bored..what do post/do for another hour???

any suggestions??

 

[Sassy69]

huh?

 

[Kakdiesel]

huh?

huh?

 

[H_T_]

Fireworks mishap thread?
first time i got a VD thread?
Ever been tricked by a tranny while drunk and staying in a low rent area of Las Vegas thread?

 

[Kakdiesel]

Fireworks mishap thread?
first time i got a VD thread?
Ever been tricked by a tranny while drunk and staying in a low rent area of Las Vegas thread?

none apply to me. cmon, something good.

 

[Sassy69]

huh?

You're so cute when you are clueless.

Have a beer!

 

[Kakdiesel]

You're so cute when you are clueless.

Have a beer!

i am about to within the hour..gotta be at the bar at eleven to meet some ol' chaps one more time...with many more pictures being taken tonight..i hope..

not as fun though ya know??

 

[H_T_]

none apply to me. cmon, something good.

ok, i'll go there.
How i failed first grade Calculus.
No, we all don't have hair like Moe or Pete Rose!
an Ode to Asian Country songs: "My woman left me and i lost my toe in a ricksha." ?

 

[Kakdiesel]

ok, i'll go there.
How i failed first grade Calculus.
No, we all don't have hair like Moe or Pete Rose!
an Ode to Asian Country songs: "My woman left me and i lost my toe in a ricksha." ?

Pervis = pwned in a thread dedicated to him

 

[H_T_]

Pervis = pwned in a thread dedicated to him

omg, so solly! i dint mean that in that way, i was trying to give some possible humorous threads titles that apply to the trials and tribulations of Asian hardships. um, i guess it didn't work. George Takei rules!

 

[Kakdiesel]

<the goats voice in Adam Sandler's first album "They're all gonna laugh at you.."

"wha? wha? i got no dukes"

 

[Sassy69]

i am about to within the hour..gotta be at the bar at eleven to meet some ol' chaps one more time...with many more pictures being taken tonight..i hope..

not as fun though ya know??

Ya, I just killed the last 1/2 of a bottle of wine. It aint' nearly as much fun.

 

[Kakdiesel]

Ya, I just killed the last 1/2 of a bottle of wine. It aint' nearly as much fun.

if i was still in da A we'd go to some good places tonight. I could probably get you to do drugs LOL

 

[spongebob]

either way that chick in ur avatar is hotter then any girl ive nailed so your doing something right

problem is he aint banging her either.

 

[Kakdiesel]

problem is he aint banging her either.

heheheh...welcome back..u and your girl shut down the GC??

 

[spongebob]

heheheh...welcome back..u and your girl shut down the GC??

yea and she put a hurt on em. we definitely got our monies worth.

how 'bout you, you and forehead going out tonight? dont forget the goldbond.

 

[Kakdiesel]

yea and she put a hurt on em. we definitely got our monies worth.

how 'bout you, you and forehead going out tonight? dont forget the goldbond.

nah, her space was rented out by Barnum and Bailey's Circus..

im gonna head out in about 30 mins....how was the pizza, steak, pasta, salad, cupcakes, cookies, fried chicken and mashed potatoes? did they have their infamous potato salad going tonight?

 

[spongebob]

nah, her space was rented out by Barnum and Bailey's Circus..

im gonna head out in about 30 mins....how was the pizza, steak, pasta, salad, cupcakes, cookies, fried chicken and mashed potatoes? did they have their infamous potato salad going tonight?

lol. no i was talking about you and your forehead going out tonight. where are you taking it?

lol

 

[Kakdiesel]

oh fuck. i thought youw ere calling missfit "forehead" fuck now she's gonna be pissed at me!

dickhead..

just to the bars..im kinda already late but i've been enamored with our post whoring and some other threads..

 

[Yarg!]

Hey post some plats for the non plats yo.

 

[Kakdiesel]

Hey post some plats for the non plats yo.

huh?

 

[Yarg!]

As in post your pics on tinypic.com so i can gush all over you.

 

[Kakdiesel]

As in post your pics on tinypic.com so i can gush all over you.

i dont like manjuice on my pics i gotta go actually im running late..suppose to be drunk by now..peashe!

 

[gjohnson5]

He looks OK...

 

[BrothaBill]

lol @ "rinking continental" havent heard that one before..

by the way, just a random thought, do many people even know who my handle is? i mean in real life, Pervis Ellison?

I used to drive a cataract