People I can do without

[BigDdaGanjalist]

A stranger on the train who wants to tell me about their bowel movements.

A crying woman with a harpoon gun entering a sports bar.

Anyone who takes off work on George Bush's birthday.

A priest with an eyepatch and a limp who's selling pieces of the cross.

Any woman who repeatedly gives me a high five during sex.

A cross-eyed man in a New Year's hat reciting "Casey at the Bat" in Latin.

Any guy named "Dogmeat" whose body has over six square feet of scar tissue.

A girl whose wallet contains nude photos of Yassir Arafat.

Any couple who owns "his and hers" rectal thermometers.

Anyone who gets plastic surgery in an attempt to look more intelligent.

A retarded twelve-year-old who carries more than six books of matches.

A homely, flat-chested woman wearing a "Foxy Lady" t-shirt.

Any person bleeding from three orifices who wants me to cosign for a loan.

Guys in their 50s named "Skip."

Guys with only one lip.

A cross-eyed nun with a bullwhip and a bottle of gin.

A Boy Scout leader who owns a dildo shop.

People with big gums and small teeth.

Anyone who uses the word "Jesus" more than 300 times in a two minute conversation.

A dentist with blood in his hair.





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[METHYL MIKE]

people i can do without

Whoever gave me bad karma and called me a "baby fucker"

Our idiotic government officials who still think its cool to allow us to poison ourselves with alcohol and tobacco because they make good money off it, while we got to prison for enhancing our bodies and lives with steroids.

The idiot at the gym who feels the need to look competitive against me in front of his woman, who shouldnt be in the damn gym to begin with.

The guy at my gym who dropped a damn 30 pounder on my foot a couple of days ago and said"sorry, my grip gave out" Yeah sure asshole.

The chick at my gym who is so fine but wouldnt give a man without the keys to a ferrari in his pocket the time of day.

The fat chicks at my gym who incessantly wear spandex and lycra, when they should be wearing mumus and sweats, loose sweats.

All the idiots who will still send IP money hoping to get legit gear, despite my rants and the rants of others.

Anyone who would ever harm a defenseless animal, i remember not too long ago some idiots set fire to a cat, and watched it burn to death, laughing the whole time.

Ugly porno chicks.

Porno stars with bigger dicks than mine(not a long list, but its there.)

All the damn immigrants in this country who cant speak a goddamn word of fucking english.

 

[Lao Tzu]

people who cut & paste george carlin <jk>

 

[Citruscide]

Everyone else on the planet, except for those people I like... then I get to be footloose and fancy free driving around all the fat cats phat rides.

C

 

[PinK233]

...stupid catty women
...fat naked women at the locker room in my gym

..thats about it, I love everyone...yeah right

 

[spentagn]

Re: people i can do without

All the damn immigrants in this country who cant speak a goddamn word of fucking english.

here here

 

[the People's Champ]

All the damn immigrants in this country who cant speak a goddamn word of fucking english.

yer goddamn right. I am asian, but more importantly, AMERICAN. if you want to live in this FREE country, you will speak our country's language damnit. freaking leeches.

incompetent people. lazy people. drama people. materialistic people. people that think your cool one minute, the next minute they dont even know you (I have a couple of friends that are like this, well, people I know, not friends.)

 

[gymratess1]

Guys at the gym who load all the plates on a machine or bar, do one set, and walk away to do the same to all the other machines or bars.

Guys at the gym who feel that you must want to talk to them when you don't.

I agree with the fat women at the gym walking around naked in the locker room.

Can you love but do without? My bestfriend who feels it necessary to build herself up to me, her bestfriend, every time we speak.

Those asshole guys who cheat and lie and think they are every girls dream.

All of these people who keep taking my money every month for bills.

Just for a start...

 

[Test boy]

Hillary and Billary Clinton

Liberals

Cops who give out bullshit tickets.

Rangers who make up rules. They are cops in a park.

People who think they are better because their boat is bigger, engine is bigger, car more expensive blah, blah, blah.

Telemarketers

Slow incompetent cashiers

Fat ugly people who don't try at all, just get jealous/mad

People who think you should pay because you have more money

Women who say that women don't care about size. Yeah...right

People who want to tell me how to run my life

Balls of Shit

Hollywood...how come we have no large breasted movie stars? None at all?

 

[starfish]

Hollywood...how come we have no large breasted movie stars? None at all?

I have small boobs

I hate overinflated egos and arrorgance....
Currently, I hate being sick


starfish

 

[Night Fly]

Drivers that put their blinker on to get over, and then they wait 5 F'N minutes to get over....in the meantime forcing you to slow down so they don't get their ass reamed from behind.

People who think they know everything (I have these girls in my nursing class who think they are the shit, and I can't STAND them).

Negative people...all of them...In my opinion...one rotten apple ruins the whole bunch.