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a few months ago i had to do a physical/piss test for a upcoming job opportunity.
i knew i couldn't pass the piss test cause i smoke the chron, so i used my whizzinator
so i had this thing on and heated up ready to go while waiting in the lobby for them to call my name.
the nurse calls my name, takes me back, hands me a cup and i go into the bathroom.
i take care of business and hand the cup back to the nurse, thinking that i'd have a few minutes before starting the physical...but right after handing the cup off, the nurse (a semi-hot female) says "okay, now i need you to drop your pants so i can do a physical"
i was like wtf????????? not only am i wearing a fake penis, but a female nurse is gonna feel my balls? in the past it was always a male doc who did that.
i stuttered for a minute...there was no way i was gonna get caught and fuck up everything i've worked hard for (yeah yeah i know if i didn't blaze i wouldn't have these sorta problems)...the nurse could sense my apprehension, i hoped she didn't suspect foul play with the piss test.
thankfully she didn't, she said "well, if you feel uncomfortable with me doing the physical, i can see if we have a male nurse available...hold on a second while i go find out. in the meantime here is a hospital nighty to put on."
and this was the break i was looking for...i changed into the nighty and stashed the whizzinator in my jacket pocket...some of the urine leaked out and soaked my pocket.
the nurse came back a few minutes later and was like "i couldn't find a male nurse...if you don't mind waiting a bit one will become available"
much to her surprize i was like fuck it, here is my balls check them out.
lol she didn't even ask i just dropped my pants
she was def suspicous but i got the results back a few days ago, good to go!
i knew i couldn't pass the piss test cause i smoke the chron, so i used my whizzinator
so i had this thing on and heated up ready to go while waiting in the lobby for them to call my name.
the nurse calls my name, takes me back, hands me a cup and i go into the bathroom.
i take care of business and hand the cup back to the nurse, thinking that i'd have a few minutes before starting the physical...but right after handing the cup off, the nurse (a semi-hot female) says "okay, now i need you to drop your pants so i can do a physical"
i was like wtf????????? not only am i wearing a fake penis, but a female nurse is gonna feel my balls? in the past it was always a male doc who did that.
i stuttered for a minute...there was no way i was gonna get caught and fuck up everything i've worked hard for (yeah yeah i know if i didn't blaze i wouldn't have these sorta problems)...the nurse could sense my apprehension, i hoped she didn't suspect foul play with the piss test.
thankfully she didn't, she said "well, if you feel uncomfortable with me doing the physical, i can see if we have a male nurse available...hold on a second while i go find out. in the meantime here is a hospital nighty to put on."
and this was the break i was looking for...i changed into the nighty and stashed the whizzinator in my jacket pocket...some of the urine leaked out and soaked my pocket.
the nurse came back a few minutes later and was like "i couldn't find a male nurse...if you don't mind waiting a bit one will become available"
much to her surprize i was like fuck it, here is my balls check them out.
lol she didn't even ask i just dropped my pants
she was def suspicous but i got the results back a few days ago, good to go!
