pdaddyII said:
Hairy...what the fuck are you talking about?!
Marie just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was
still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's
house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her -- "Don't worry,
Marie. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."
So up she went.
When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy
chest. Marie ran downstairs to her mother and said, "Mama, Mama,
Tony's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Marie", replied the mother, "All good men have hairy
chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again.
When she got up to the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his
hairy legs. Again Marie ran downstairs to her mother.
"Mama, Mama," shouted Marie, "Tony took off his pants, and he's got
hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs," said mother. "Tony's a
good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you." So, up she
went again.
When she got up there, Tony took off his socks, and on his left foot
he was missing three toes! When Marie saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama," exclaimed Marie, "Tony's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta", said the mother. "This is a job for
Mama!!!"