Paulo

[SoKlueles]

I know we havent known each other that long, but i have a very important question, will u marry me?
We could have a very romantic EF wedding, Tuc biscuit could be the justice of the peace
RADAR could give me away
Juicedpigbutt could be the ring bearer and you could choose your groomsmen, as many as u want because money is no object.
My bridesmaids will be
Gymgurl
TB
QT
Pamela
Velvett
Raina
Daisy
and whoever else wants to be included in this grand thing.

So, will you?

 

[jerkbox]

i wanna be the gu who gets really drunk at the reception, and a bridesmaid or 3 can take advantage of me

 

[SoKlueles]

what bout the bride?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I wanna be Velvett's groomsman partner.

 

[SoKlueles]

you HAVE to be asked by the groom, if he says yes



waiting impatiently

 

[Paulo]

So, will you?

Yes.

sounds like a plan.

you can spread my ashes in the bahamas.

 

[SoKlueles]

spread the ashes?

 

[SoKlueles]

or the seed?

 

[jerkbox]

paulo, is it cool if i bring seashell too?

 

[tripleblonde]

can we wear these bridesmaid dresses?

http://www.uglydress.com/

 

[Paulo]

paulo, is it cool if i bring seashell too?

no.

 

[SoKlueles]

yes gf u can, our colors will be peach and lime green.....and ill even get you some cute hairbows to put in ur hair, and have your makeup done for free, i know a very nice mortician that does a great job real cheap

 

[SoKlueles]

no.

honey yes he can, she can be a bridesmaid also if she wants to be

 

[jerkbox]

honey yes he can, she can be a bridesmaid also if she wants to be

PWN3D before you are even married

 

[SoKlueles]

hes already whipped is that what ur saying???????
dang he isnt, are u baby doll?


(say no)

 

[Paulo]

hes already whipped is that what ur saying???????
dang he isnt, are u baby doll?


(say no)

no massa, I shore aint!

 

[SoKlueles]

good boy, now will u shave my legs?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

good boy, now will u shave my legs?

*hands Paulo a freshly sharpened chain saw*

 

[SoKlueles]

so, when are we tying the knot?

 

[SoKlueles]

and i want the 4 kt ring we were talking about that is on walmart.com

 

[Paulo]

and i want the 4 kt ring we were talking about that is on walmart.com

Only the best for you babe.

 

[SoKlueles]

sigh thats why i think ur so cool......i mean thats why i lurvvvvvve you

so we going to the bahamas or to New Mexico for the cheap lobster?

 

[Paulo]

anywhere will be fine, as long as I am with you.

 

[SoKlueles]

um motel 6?

 

[wtlftr]

go dam red neck girl passed me up

 

[SoKlueles]

yeah buddy i spanked ya huh?

 

[wtlftr]

nope..but you got some exphisiation

 

[SoKlueles]

oh and paulo honey, can we have an open relationship? sweetums? please? well at least 1/2 open, you have to just be with ME

 

[wtlftr]

?...................I feeel left out.

 

[Paulo]

oh and paulo honey, can we have an open relationship? sweetums? please? well at least 1/2 open, you have to just be with ME

maybe you need to gain a better understanding of the sanctity of marriage, and then get back to me with your initial proposal.

 

[SoKlueles]

sigh, fine, just you sugarlips.

 

[wtlftr]

what the fuck is going on here.

 

[powerslave]

oh and paulo honey, can we have an open relationship? sweetums? please? well at least 1/2 open, you have to just be with ME

yeah bor, I'll be hittin SoK on the side.

 

[wtlftr]

And I wilkl hit her on the other side

 

[SoKlueles]

would u guys like to be groomsmen?

 

[wtlftr]

nope

 

[SoKlueles]

um why? you would look cute in a powder blue tux

 

[powerslave]

would u guys like to be groomsmen?

Only if I can sample the bride before hand. Gotta make sure it's good enought for the groom.

 

[wtlftr]

I look good in everything. Why bother with the wed

 

[powerslave]

um why? you would look cute in a powder blue tux

Yeah, but I look better naked!

 

[SoKlueles]

lol, where is paulo to defend my honor?

 

[Paulo]

Hey you two! Back off from the lil lady.

No cake for you!!!!

 

[powerslave]

Hey you two! Back off from the lil lady.

No cake for you!!!!

Well then, no lats for you!!!!!

 

[wtlftr]

I will back off if she wants me to

 

[tripleblonde]

I will back off if she wants me to

your avatar is like 2 big eyes staring at you

 

[Paulo]

I will back off if she wants me to

I don't like yer tone.

 

[SoKlueles]

honey beat him up,fight for your woman....
oh yeah im pregnant did i tell u?

 

[wtlftr]

paulo....and
3nip...............don't be jealous

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Can I be incharge of the Bachelourette party?

 

[SoKlueles]

qt i wanted you for a bridesmaid, will u have time for the party?

 

[tripleblonde]

Can I be incharge of the Bachelourette party?

can we have penis necklaces and condom veils!