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PatsFan34....get in here pole smoker!!!
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sermon_of_mockery
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sermon_of_mockery said:
penis drip,cock lips,fuck-bag,all of my favorite terms of endearment.
PatsFan34
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: PatsFan34....get in here pole smoker!!!
Where the weed at, UT OH...who's puffin tonight, UT OH!!!
Hey FuckStick(Big Buck), is that a yah or nah on that question Pussy-Log!!!
As for the Pats, they just gotta regroup here and get on with the season. You know it, I know it and everybody knows it...They gotta stop the run!!!! Brady flapping this jaws, but fuck it, at least he's taking the helm...They'll be fired up this week, should be the best game of the season in the whole NFL!!!
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Where the weed at, UT OH...who's puffin tonight, UT OH!!!
Hey FuckStick(Big Buck), is that a yah or nah on that question Pussy-Log!!!
As for the Pats, they just gotta regroup here and get on with the season. You know it, I know it and everybody knows it...They gotta stop the run!!!! Brady flapping this jaws, but fuck it, at least he's taking the helm...They'll be fired up this week, should be the best game of the season in the whole NFL!!!
PolishHammer1977
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Seriously think............Mr. Alabama.........
How many times have you told me that you were going to smoke a bowl. If you could estimate how many times we smoked in college, what would it be?
How many times have you told me that you were going to smoke a bowl. If you could estimate how many times we smoked in college, what would it be?
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PolishHammer1977 said:
Seeing that I can barely remember 10% of what happened, and adding being consistantly drunk everyday, it's impossible to count dude!
Hitting Uncle Sam everymorning was fun as shit, I don't know how the fuck you ever went to class???
Anyway, I'd guestimate we smoked at least 700 times!!!
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PolishHammer1977 said:
I think he mistyped. What he meant to say all those times was, "I'm going to go smoke a pole".
-hence the thread title.
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Sounds like a challenge to me. You might be right, but it'd at least be fun trying, smegmaface!
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PatsFan34 said:
Uncle sam. Damn, I think that bong deserves a spot in holy marijuana heaven. That one alone went for an easy half thousand. Drunk everyday was definitely the scenario and I have no fuc*ing idea how any of us went to class or maintained girlfriends. We had it made though.
I think MTV should have been there to tape the 7 of us. We were the best. I found a pic of flip the other day. We were smoking in the room that Uncle Sam built.
But, along the same lines, nothing beats the picture we had before that ridiculous dance. the Lowenbrau & Marlboro pic.
Remember when we put the tree on W's car?
Where's the disaster? He should be on this site seeking some info, no? lol.
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What about the times with Sarah Newberg. Dude, that name was classic!! Me and the Raider almost missed graduation that day with the tree on W's car. My dad was like, "who the fucks car is that". I was like, ahhh, it's just W's...we were really hammered last night. I wish I could remember half the shit that happened.
I do remember one particular night when PH was throwing apple juice in the air and sure enough he busted the fucking whole bottle on the floor, then proceeded to grab my ironing board out of the closet and go surfing across the whole joint.
As for flip, that's my nigga!!! I haven't talked to that dude in ages, but damn we used to just get ridiculous, too bad we all didn't start and finish at the same time!!!
I do remember one particular night when PH was throwing apple juice in the air and sure enough he busted the fucking whole bottle on the floor, then proceeded to grab my ironing board out of the closet and go surfing across the whole joint.
As for flip, that's my nigga!!! I haven't talked to that dude in ages, but damn we used to just get ridiculous, too bad we all didn't start and finish at the same time!!!
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Oh, and about the Lowenbrauh and Malboro pic, I still have it dude. It's fucking outstanding. The funny thing is, we're like 20 in that pic, just little boys at the time, well not really, just young looking.
As time went on, it just kept getting more out of control!!! I remember me and Hubes diving into the lake one night, man that was fucking gross!!!
As time went on, it just kept getting more out of control!!! I remember me and Hubes diving into the lake one night, man that was fucking gross!!!
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Sara Newburg definitely tried to grab my hammer one night. Did I ever tell you guys about that. We were hitting Uncle Sam and she leaned over and made the attempt. We all know about Nerburg. End of discussion.
Me and Aquaman were bombed after the Rugby House one night. both passing out while smoking a grandaddy blunt and who do we see trying to sneak by us. Ra-ra with that swedish chic who he nailed in the shower and we all watched. He looks at us, realizes he was nailed, and says, "dude, she's not that bad. Okay, maybe she is, only one more time I sware."
Me and Aquaman were bombed after the Rugby House one night. both passing out while smoking a grandaddy blunt and who do we see trying to sneak by us. Ra-ra with that swedish chic who he nailed in the shower and we all watched. He looks at us, realizes he was nailed, and says, "dude, she's not that bad. Okay, maybe she is, only one more time I sware."
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What about all those "Keg-stands till you puke" nights.
I still don't remember doing a cannonball off the bar and busting the coffee table!!! Oh, this question came up the other day...Who bartended that first night we had a party at my house on Park Ave?? After everything we went through that night, we made 2 bucks...haha, we were a bunch of stupid drunks, but that bar came out PHAT
Let's not forget about us getting robbed for 4 pounds of beef and 3 packages of chicken....what's up wit dat???
I still don't remember doing a cannonball off the bar and busting the coffee table!!! Oh, this question came up the other day...Who bartended that first night we had a party at my house on Park Ave?? After everything we went through that night, we made 2 bucks...haha, we were a bunch of stupid drunks, but that bar came out PHAT
Let's not forget about us getting robbed for 4 pounds of beef and 3 packages of chicken....what's up wit dat???
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PatsFan34 said:
When did Hubes drive into the lake? Oh jesus. I was there when Billy Blue Balls' car got fucke* by Ra-Ra. That was funny as hell.
Human freak (d.b.), aquaman, and I were signing deck the halls to the chinamen outside seeley.
You whipping your car in the circle, doughnuts anyone.
Where's your boy J-Stew and O? lol
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Yea, who the fuc* stole the food.
I definitely remember you cannonballing onto the coffee table Tommy Boy style. That was a precious moment. Why cant that moment be frozen in time?
The bar was tremendous. The Jerk and I were bartenders for a little while that night untill you and Aquaman kicked us out for drinking and making too stiff of drinks..........Jack and Coke please..........pour 11 ounces jack and a splash of coke for the color....That good enough? Do you remember the microphone?
Keg stands till you puke night. Was it Salinas who didnt realize that he had to grab hold of the sides and he smashed his face on the keg? Who was that? Or was it Cote'?
I definitely remember you cannonballing onto the coffee table Tommy Boy style. That was a precious moment. Why cant that moment be frozen in time?
The bar was tremendous. The Jerk and I were bartenders for a little while that night untill you and Aquaman kicked us out for drinking and making too stiff of drinks..........Jack and Coke please..........pour 11 ounces jack and a splash of coke for the color....That good enough? Do you remember the microphone?
Keg stands till you puke night. Was it Salinas who didnt realize that he had to grab hold of the sides and he smashed his face on the keg? Who was that? Or was it Cote'?
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I think whoever was holding cote dropped him and then tried to flip him onto the bar, that was bad, the kid almost broke his neck!!! Of course I remember the microphone, we all would get on it every night. Usually to kick mutha fucka's out!!!
Wow, between the 2 of us we still can't remember shit!!! All the girls have so many pics of shit I don't remember, just random shit but funny as hell!!!
Best night every...playing truth or dare in the study lounge smoking joints and drinking. I can still see beer cans getting hit out the window and aquaman doing the seal under the table...then me doing the shuttle run in the hallway in my tighty-whitey's.....hahahahahaha "UB"
Wow, between the 2 of us we still can't remember shit!!! All the girls have so many pics of shit I don't remember, just random shit but funny as hell!!!
Best night every...playing truth or dare in the study lounge smoking joints and drinking. I can still see beer cans getting hit out the window and aquaman doing the seal under the table...then me doing the shuttle run in the hallway in my tighty-whitey's.....hahahahahaha "UB"
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The shuttle run was tremendous. Paul O'neil at the plate. What motivated Aquaman to be a seal? Hmmmm.
Remember games of pool at the Rugby house loser must drink the full pitcher of guiness. Guys just clean up and don't worry about it. biggest mistake they ever made. lol
My brother and I playing one on one beer pong with an entire keg left over. Him throwing up on himself the couch me and everything else in the area.
PH walking in on me banging the snot out of whatever her name was. I thought I was nailed. funny thing was that Ra-ra hit that the next day. lol. Im suprised you didn't as well.
Remember games of pool at the Rugby house loser must drink the full pitcher of guiness. Guys just clean up and don't worry about it. biggest mistake they ever made. lol
My brother and I playing one on one beer pong with an entire keg left over. Him throwing up on himself the couch me and everything else in the area.
PH walking in on me banging the snot out of whatever her name was. I thought I was nailed. funny thing was that Ra-ra hit that the next day. lol. Im suprised you didn't as well.
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