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Would this be a good time to ask you to hug my penis?
foreigngirl
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I have an urge to kiss them and squize them while they are sleeping. Little angels until they wake up
Erzulie said:
KB hopes so
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Erzulie said:
and that makes perfect sense considering he posted after me, McAirbag.
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Cut the cord
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Erzulie said:Its happened before, a glitch in the system or something.
Every time I breath my ribs pop
Solution: Stop breathing.
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This thread had the potential to be sappy and heart-warming.
fortunately we turned it into a pretty darn funny one instead.
fortunately we turned it into a pretty darn funny one instead.
First day of school, first time solo on a bike/skates.pdaddy said:I imagine I will be getting a touch emotional on her first day of school
First Crush. First date, first time in a gown.
First day of High school, first time driving.
The list of accomplishments that your progeny drives you to tears with, is endless.
foreigngirl
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shamefull how a parent thread turns into fucking stupid "dribble" and "shit" and "cawk" talk
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foreigngirl said:
Those responsible should be hunted down and cut with razorblades dipped in battery acid.
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Hey.
You been laid in 06?
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MattTheSkywalker said:
Depends on what your definition of laid is.
(no)
StickFigure
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Fuck no! Their school is 40 miles away. I don't wanna burn that much gas. 
mountain muscle
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StickFigure said:Fuck no! Their school is 40 miles away. I don't wanna burn that much gas.
You shut it and go fill your gas tank again. Now go buy two more 10 gal cans and fill them too damnit.
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mountain muscle said:
LMAO!!!
The Bigdawg
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pdaddy said:I imagine I will be getting a touch emotional on her first day of school
I hear you there!
I will always love her, but unfortunately my daughter is a very selfish little human being. She just informed me that she wants to go back to her mothers because I'm too strict. She said I was being a dick. If she does go back after I've spent nearly 2000$ to get her over here and changed jobs to accommodate her, I'm done. Everything I do from that point forward will be for myself.
needtogetaas
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pms.Erzulie said:Do you ever get an overwhelming feeling of wanting to just stop everything you are doing, get in your car, drive over to you children's school just to go give them a big hug and kiss.
I have that overwhelming desire to do that right now. I'm very sappy today
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biteme said:
You can't change your rules bro!
Trust me one day she will appreciate you and what you have done for her. I was not the best person towards my mother when I was 18-19. I wanted to do things my way as I was an adult. I moved out on my own when I was 19 as I didn't like her rules.
When I was in my early 20's I came to appreciate how much she did for me and the reason why she had the rules she had.
It won't be now but trust me she will love you more for standing firm.
My brother went through the same thing with his adopted daughter. She kept throwing that in his face. "You're not my real Dad." Today she is a wonderful loving daughter & doesn't like her mother.biteme said:
Hang in there bro. She is trying to make you abandon her, so she can say, "You abandoned me!" She is testing your resolve & your love.
I can imagine, bro. Sorry to hear that you're hearing that from you kid.biteme said:
As for mine, I always feel like going over to their school and playing with them when I'm down. It brightens my day. Even when they say that they don't love me and only want to spend time with Mommy.
But, if they keep doing it after they pass ten, then I'd get pretty down too.
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HiDnGoD said:
The car I drive now I will probably give to my son who is a Freshman in High School. I almost got teary eyed driving to work the other day when I realized he'll probably get his first blowjob where I was sitting.
SHe told me that she hates my fucking guts among other choice language. She has no respect and curses like a sailor and also smokes. I can't stand the disrecpect and cursing at me. She kept repeating that she wanted to live with her mother now because I've turned into a dick and a asshole. I really don't like her right now. It's all I can do to hold myself back from dropping her off down there. You do not disrespect me like that especially when I've done so much for you. I wouldn't put up with that from anyone. If she wants to go back there, she can take her ass. I'm not gonna stop her. I tried to tell her that I wouldn't let her, that it was my job to raise her and take care of her and then she started in with her gross disrespect. If that's what she wants, she'll get it. Life's too short.
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