Parental Challenge: rolled up on my teenage son whacking off

[Gymgurl]

Now that is logical....in a teenage kinda way!

 

[nimbus]

When I gave him the lecture about "time and place for everything", he told me, "I know Pop, but you know I was falling asleep in the car on the way over here and you know how you wake up with a woody? Well I thought it was best to take care of it before game time so I wouldn't have an erection in my pants."

did you teach him about 'the tuck'

 

[bluepeter]

lmfao

 

[Longhorn85]

did you teach him about 'the tuck'

Well I guess he inherited the ability to sprout the Longhorn untuckable raging hard-on.

 

[nimbus]

Well I guess he inherited the ability to sprout the Longhorn untuckable raging hard-on.

haha nice, i guess after today you know for sure =/

 

[bw1]

Give us details on the where and when. Why was that a bad thing?

At the table, during dinner?

Sunday morning, in church?

more details are in order. and how old is he?

lol

 

[needtogetaas]

lmao.

 

[jestro]

LOL. Boys, holy crap.

Reminds me of the father son chat I got when I was a kid. My dad comes in my room and sees I have a poster of a hot chick in a bikini. He looks at it, thinks for a minute and sez "I don't want you to be one of those guys who masterbates."

 

[Bummin]

When I gave him the lecture about "time and place for everything", he told me, "I know Pop, but you know I was falling asleep in the car on the way over here and you know how you wake up with a woody? Well I thought it was best to take care of it before game time so I wouldn't have an erection in my pants."

Gota love it, kids will put you through some shit. Your son is lucky sounds like he has a good set of parents.

 

[abolish the weak]

LOLOLOL...must been something that caught his attention....he was just taking care of business.....just remeber...it is natural and we all do it...and the ones that say they dont are liars

yeah, so is attempting to blow yourself at some point in time, or sticking a finger up your ass when your a kid in the bathtub,hahhahahahaha