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Painful body experiences

Cardinal Slin

Cardinal Slin

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Ok so post your painful body enhancing/perfection experiences up or just downright clumsy accidents that have caused you masses of pain!

Me FIRST:

I just took a hair out of my nose with my fingers and it was so god damn painful that tears are now comin out of my eyes! Not only that but to make things worse since I did it, I can't stop sneezing.

Popping spots just hanging off the nostril is also a str8 up bish.
 
i got my septum pierced....that brung tears to me eyes
 
Broke my collarbone into 3 pieces riding a 4 wheeler. (I was back in the bars later that night w/ an ace bandage on & a floppy arm). lol
 
-I broke 3 metatarsals in my foot, trying to 360 dunk a volleyball in front of some chick. I was rejected by the rim, I landed wrong on my ankle.

-I tore the growth plate out of my ulna when pitching a baseball.

-I broke my clavicle skiing.

That covers all my breaks. I can't even begin to recall all the soft tissue injuries I've experienced.

It's hard to say what is worst. It really don't like injuries that affect your breathing. Whatever it is, it makes you appreciate how much you use that's body part.
 
Cardinal Slin said:
God, you all tell stories like you were sufferin from pain!

I guess none of you have taken a nose hair out :)
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lol i have. T'was by far my worst pain! (basketball hurt pretty bad too.)

I had my nose cave into my face slightly. The doc had to put some screwdriver looking utensil in my nose and use all his weight as leverage to pop that sucker back out. The needles he put in my nose hurt pretty bad.

Oh yeah, broke a few metatarsals it wasn't so much the pain that bothered me but having to use those fuggin crutches :(

Another time I punched through a glass window w/ razor wire. When i pulled that ish out my finger & wrist were bleeding like a mofo. The skin was peeled back on the outside. I was so drunk they didn't give me any pain meds when they gave me like 50+ stitches. They made me wait so long that it started to hurt towards the end.
 
Compound greenstick fracture of my tibia was the worst. Although I do hate it when I bump my head on that one spot that makes me break out in a cold sweat and makes me buckle with pain.
 
I was showing my wife that anal sex didn't hurt so...I lubed up the end of a plunger since I was in the bathroom and then sat on it.

Damn thing slipped and so did my feet. Ended up driving that thing a couple feet up my ass. Never less to say it wasn't a good experience riding to the hospital or the removal of the plunger. It hurt.

Didn't feel well for a couple months.
 
Creepusmaximus said:
I was showing my wife that anal sex didn't hurt so...I lubed up the end of a plunger since I was in the bathroom and then sat on it.

Damn thing slipped and so did my feet. Ended up driving that thing a couple feet up my ass. Never less to say it wasn't a good experience riding to the hospital or the removal of the plunger. It hurt.

Didn't feel well for a couple months.
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LOL! Where's the pics?
 
About an hour ago I sliced my left index finger open. Down to the meat...and I could see the part of your fingernail you arn't supposed to see.

It did not feel good.
 
Creepusmaximus said:
I was showing my wife that anal sex didn't hurt so...I lubed up the end of a plunger since I was in the bathroom and then sat on it.

Damn thing slipped and so did my feet. Ended up driving that thing a couple feet up my ass. Never less to say it wasn't a good experience riding to the hospital or the removal of the plunger. It hurt.

Didn't feel well for a couple months.
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R u serious hurt my ass just reading that
 
Motocross accident's broke 4 ribs twice arm once leg once a bone in my foot that was killer, first time with rib's the doc said no movement for a week but i left for Jamaica the next day thanx to oxycodone, second wasn't as bad but anyone who's ever done a rib knows laughing is a beech and sneezing is a death sentence you can feel it comeing and can't stop it...nothing compared to the pierced nipple!!
 
Creepusmaximus said:
I was showing my wife that anal sex didn't hurt so...I lubed up the end of a plunger since I was in the bathroom and then sat on it.

Damn thing slipped and so did my feet. Ended up driving that thing a couple feet up my ass. Never less to say it wasn't a good experience riding to the hospital or the removal of the plunger. It hurt.

Didn't feel well for a couple months.
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I bartended with a guy that caught the gaye that complained he could never get a dick that was big enough. Thuuuper queer bottom guy. Well, we all chipped in and got him this black 14" dildo that had to be as big around as my wrist with a suction cup at the base. We didn't think he was actually going to use it. That weekend he had to call in and said he was sick at the hospital. He missed two weeks. We came to find out he put the thing on the side of his bathtub and slipped as he was lowering himself down on it. It ripped his ass and tore his colon and he had to be treated for a week and a half to make sure his blood didn't get all shitty and septic.
 
Cardinal Slin said:
Ok so post your painful body enhancing/perfection experiences up or just downright clumsy accidents that have caused you masses of pain!

Me FIRST:

I just took a hair out of my nose with my fingers and it was so god damn painful that tears are now comin out of my eyes! Not only that but to make things worse since I did it, I can't stop sneezing.

Popping spots just hanging off the nostril is also a str8 up bish.
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:lmao:
 
jnevin said:
I bartended with a guy that caught the gaye that complained he could never get a dick that was big enough. Thuuuper queer bottom guy. Well, we all chipped in and got him this black 14" dildo that had to be as big around as my wrist with a suction cup at the base. We didn't think he was actually going to use it. That weekend he had to call in and said he was sick at the hospital. He missed two weeks. We came to find out he put the thing on the side of his bathtub and slipped as he was lowering himself down on it. It ripped his ass and tore his colon and he had to be treated for a week and a half to make sure his blood didn't get all shitty and septic.
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I think that's called natural selection.
 
jnevin said:
I bartended with a guy that caught the gaye that complained he could never get a dick that was big enough. Thuuuper queer bottom guy. Well, we all chipped in and got him this black 14" dildo that had to be as big around as my wrist with a suction cup at the base. We didn't think he was actually going to use it. That weekend he had to call in and said he was sick at the hospital. He missed two weeks. We came to find out he put the thing on the side of his bathtub and slipped as he was lowering himself down on it. It ripped his ass and tore his colon and he had to be treated for a week and a half to make sure his blood didn't get all shitty and septic.
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I'm going to smash 40's tonight until the part of my brain that stores this image dies.
 
OK, this is even more painful that removin nose hair.

I was on holiday once when I was 15 and I was always a mummy's boy. So I went to the karaokee bar in the hotel and saw the fittest, most amazing woman I have ever seen in my life. She was the DJ. I spent every night in that bar right until my last day at the hotel when some drunk man told me to sing.

I knew I couldn't sing but it was my last day and had to do something to impress the love of my life. It was serious, I wanted to marry this woman.

So I walk up to her all shy and hell and ask for her to play Hotel California.

She started the music and I started singing :)

After about 25 seconds she slowly downed my voice on the system and put the actual song on to play. I dropped the mic and ran out of that place so fast that I was out of breath 100 metres down the road. I cried all night knowing I would never get the courage to go back and ask her to marry me :(
 
From being an athlete all my life, at one point or another I get an injury. The most pain I felt was having my sports Dr injected my elbow on both sides and lower back with Cortizone with a 2.5" needle without anesthesia. The procedure lasts about 15 minutes for the back and 5 min on the elbow. I though death was coming..
 
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In my younger days I got my leg caught in the back wheel of a tractor. Spun me right into the ground on my face and broke my leg. What hurt the most was my face, two black eyes, broken nose. Also they wouldn't let me go to sleep since they thought I mind not wake back up. I didn't care for that either as they packed half my body with ice.

That was 9 months with a cast on my leg. Didn't enjoy that either. Worse part was it got itchy in places I couldn't scratch.
 
I once tried to give myself a brazilian wax and put all the wax over the whole thing instead of tiny strips at a time. I cried and cried and bled and bled trying to get that wax off. Oh God that was a mistake.

When I was in sixth grade I had an accident with boiling milk and severely burned my left wrist. Oh God, that hurt SOOOOOO bad.
 
oh and I nearly died from a ruptured appendix in first grade. I was in the hospital for an entire month and missed the rest of first grade.
 
snacky cake said:
I once tried to give myself a brazilian wax and put all the wax over the whole thing instead of tiny strips at a time. I cried and cried and bled and bled trying to get that wax off. Oh God that was a mistake.
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Yikes

I think you just earned yerrrself some of that sympathy sex you speak of.
 
Cardinal Slin said:
OK, this is even more painful that removin nose hair.

I was on holiday once when I was 15 and I was always a mummy's boy. So I went to the karaokee bar in the hotel and saw the fittest, most amazing woman I have ever seen in my life. She was the DJ. I spent every night in that bar right until my last day at the hotel when some drunk man told me to sing.

I knew I couldn't sing but it was my last day and had to do something to impress the love of my life. It was serious, I wanted to marry this woman.

So I walk up to her all shy and hell and ask for her to play Hotel California.

She started the music and I started singing :)

After about 25 seconds she slowly downed my voice on the system and put the actual song on to play. I dropped the mic and ran out of that place so fast that I was out of breath 100 metres down the road. I cried all night knowing I would never get the courage to go back and ask her to marry me :(
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lol....you poor thing.
 
Tore cartilage in my left knee multiple times playing sports

Tore a pec muscle

Screwed up my lower back a few years ago and still have complications from it

Got stung in the eye by a bee in kindergarten

Stubbed my pinkie toe so hard it popped the nail off and split the toe
 
Had my nose broken during basketball practice in highschool, my teammate was sliding through a pick and his elbow caught the ride side of my nose, shifted it about a half inch over, it looked pretty fucked up. It was bleeding so much I pretty covered the floor and they had to finish practice on the other half of the court. Waking up from the surgery where they re-broke it back into place wasn't too fun either.
 
Third degree shoulder separation

2 compressed discs in back

sciatic nerve issues (omfg):mad:
 
Crushed L1/T12 - car accident
Broke both ulnas snowboardng (that was fun)
and probably the worst was 2nd and 3rd degree burns on my foot/lower leg from boiling water...took the damn doctor 2 hours to get me some pain meds and when he fnally showed up...wait for it...yep one t3, what the hell am i going to do with one t3?
 
Oh my god, a bunch of winers in here...

I forgot how painful the nose hair removal was so just grabbed one with my finger nails now and yanked it out.. I am in tears.

PAIN
 
Cardinal Slin said:
Oh my god, a bunch of winers in here...

I forgot how painful the nose hair removal was so just grabbed one with my finger nails now and yanked it out.. I am in tears.

PAIN
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What would hurt worse, all of your nose hairs pulled out at the same time or all of your pubes?
 
dislocated my shoulder and tore all the soft tissue connecting it when i fell off a ladder. couldn't move my arm for weeks.

broke my foot when I kicked a guy that was mugging me at an ATM. Had to have surgery that hurt like HELL to recover from.

and, i too, delivered a baby without pain meds
 
GWizz said:
What would hurt worse, all of your nose hairs pulled out at the same time or all of your pubes?
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I can attest to the fact that the pubes hurt more.

I had a nose jobs and internal stiches that had to be removed. As they jerk out the stitches (OMG that f'n hurt) it jerked out a ton of nose hairs but it was NOTHING compared to my self-bikini-waxing FIASCO!
 
snacky cake said:
I once tried to give myself a brazilian wax and put all the wax over the whole thing instead of tiny strips at a time. I cried and cried and bled and bled trying to get that wax off. Oh God that was a mistake.

When I was in sixth grade I had an accident with boiling milk and severely burned my left wrist. Oh God, that hurt SOOOOOO bad.
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Pics or STFU.
 
#1 PANCREATITIS - worst pain ive ever felt, not to mention the 5 days of not being allowed to eat or drink anything during the whole ordeal.
#2-3-4: Three Pan ucertive colitis flare ups. 1 left me in the hospital for 7 days, one for 5 and the other for 3. the two long ones had me taking synthetic Morphine every 1 to 2 hours.
#5: Something in my back flares up and i cant stand up straight for a couple days... im thinking a compressed disc
#6 Nipples getting peirced.......
 
having a catheter tube jammed down my cawk after an appedectomy wasn't too much fun either


just sayin'
 
Since I cant calculate distances real well I hit my head in the top of the car while I was getting in :( lost my sight for a second or two, got dizzy as fuck and then just bawled for like 15 minutes straight, that plus a headache that I STILL have but it hurts in dif parts at diferent times (this happened saturday) :(
 
nangiggles said:
Since I cant calculate distances real well I hit my head in the top of the car while I was getting in :( lost my sight for a second or two, got dizzy as fuck and then just bawled for like 15 minutes straight, that plus a headache that I STILL have but it hurts in dif parts at diferent times (this happened saturday) :(
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ROFLMAO...SRY... BUT THATS HELLA Funny
 
PICK3 said:
having a catheter tube jammed down my cawk after an appedectomy wasn't too much fun either


just sayin'
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Had that many times... Hurts when they jam it through the prostate... And btw: Those come in all sizes. Mine was a FAT one about like a sharpie pen, as they needed to have it big enough to pass a large chunk of kidney stone from my bladder, and also it had an extra hose that pushed water into my bladder to rinse out the blood clots :evil: . Just to clarify: Worst PAIN = kidney stone passing from kidney to bladder! Then the catheter ramming procedure is a breeze.

As far as "voluntary" pain; I have 4g nipple piercings, and I pierced both nipples initially myself with an 8g needle. ( I'd do that twice/day before I'd have another kidney stone though.)

nangiggles said:
Since I cant calculate distances real well I hit my head in the top of the car while I was getting in :( lost my sight for a second or two, got dizzy as fuck and then just bawled for like 15 minutes straight, that plus a headache that I STILL have but it hurts in dif parts at diferent times (this happened saturday) :(
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That's a bad thing! I was in a cast for 6 weeks last year from doing almost that. I banged my head so hard on the top of my wife's car, that I fell out of the car, and tried to put my left arm out to stop the fall, and it went between two steel beams, and broke my wrist! And no, I wasn't drunk... Just bad luck. Sorry to hear of your incident, and I hope it gets better quickly :)

Charles
 
childbirth comes to mind but I think actually tripping at the top of attic stairs, somehow bouncing off the springs going flying then landing on a hardwood floor to break four ribs was worse..because it went on longer

also..being dragged by a horse with my foot in a stirrup for a cpl hundred yards on a wooded trail also comes to mind or riding a horse through a unmarked electric fence in the woods and having my throat cut by wire.....those at least rate on high "wtf" factor
 
shirlene29 said:
childbirth comes to mind but I think actually tripping at the top of attic stairs, somehow bouncing off the springs going flying then landing on a hardwood floor to break four ribs was worse..because it went on longer

also..being dragged by a horse with my foot in a stirrup for a cpl hundred yards on a wooded trail also comes to mind or riding a horse through a unmarked electric fence in the woods and having my throat cut by wire.....those at least rate on high "wtf" factor
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WTF? Thats just crap luck, does someone need a football pad set for Christmas?!?!?!?!!?!?!
 
the horse dragging thing was my fault (I let someone else saddle my horse and the stirrup strap was screwed up)...and the attic thing clumsiness...but yeah, the fence thing was just shit luck and someone was an asshole for not marking it

this was years ago

and I forgot to add...breaking my jaw when I went through a windshield (also my fault...driving way too fast)
 
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