Ow. My butt is sore.....

[PHATchik]

That would be because at work, we took the kids to a skating rink and yours truly decided to show them her skill. Of course, I am a freak that has never skated before. Let's just say it wasn't a pretty site. A few choice words kept slipping out. After my 5th fall, I said ok, it's time for a break.

 

[danielson]

ummmmm

how has this thread not had a post on it yet?!? (lots of views though)

i dont ice skate because lots of fat kids fall over and may knowck u down too, but because they are kids you can't implant your ice skate uop their ass (apparently its immoral to hit children, who made up that stupid rule). so i dont ice skate anymore


however my nose is bruised/broken, my eye is slightly sore, by left rib/serratus is sore and my thighs hurt a bit. so ummm, 'snap' on the pain

 

[Pineapple Devil]

need a massage?

 

[Austin316]

amatuer

 

[WIDELAT]

WANT ME TO KISS IT BETTER FOR YOU?

 

[strider364]

I got hit in the ass by a throw from an outfielder while sliding into second base during a softball game yesterday. That really sucked, but a run scored. I took it for the team.

 

[TheProject]

for some reason, I thought this was a companion thread to the "you know you're in a gay gym when" thread...

 

[Frackal]

You took it in the ass didnt you! DIDNT YOU!

 

[strider364]

for some reason, I thought this was a companion thread to the "you know you're in a gay gym when" thread...

The correlation is uncanny though.

 

[Paulos]

Ow. My butt is sore.....

You da man Taps. You da man.

 

[Taps]

You da man Taps. You da man.

*bows* Please, no applause....

 

[68GT350]

*wild applause*

I'm in awe.

 

[PHATchik]

LOL!!! OMG. The replies to this thread are hilarious. And I will have you all know that my ass is still sore. Damn, Taps did quite a number on me. (lol. I couldn't resist.)

 

[Jimsbbc]

pass it around please, i could use a nice piece of ass right about now, even if i have to be gentle

 

[PHATchik]

Lol. What kinda girl do you think I am Jim? Or do I even want to know?

 

[Frackal]

Phatchick I would love to push your shit in.

 

[Jimsbbc]

gimme that, that nut! J/k, I just need some hot girl over here right now! lol, i'm just fucking with you,

 

[PHATchik]

Damn Frackal, you have no clue how much that turned me on.

 

[WIDELAT]

OH MY LORD "PUSHIN YOUR SHIT IN" THAT TURNS YOU ON. YOU SOUND LIKE MY KINDA GIRL. CAN I TAKE YOU HOME?

 

[Jimsbbc]

yeah? well, frack doesn't know how to use his tongue down there and i do!

 

[PHATchik]

Wow, such charm can really turn a girl's head. lol. This is just what I needed after a long day.

 

[WIDELAT]

OH WELL I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT BOOTY NEEDS A GOOD TOSSING OF THE SALAD HOP IN THE SHOWER I'M ON MY WAY.

 

[Frackal]

yeah? well, frack doesn't know how to use his tongue down there and i do!

I've sucked on a chickies butthole before baby

 

[PHATchik]

As much fun as this is guys, I have to head out of here. DOn't miss me too much. lol.

 

[kronk]

yeah? well, frack doesn't know how to use his tongue down there and i do!

I hearby challenge you to a duel sir.

PHATchick, we will take turns, let us know which is better.

Either way, we both win