Overheard quotes from Atlanta...

[The Shadow]

Shadow: You guys dont have baked potatoes?
Waiter @ Sundial: We have mashed potatoes.

Shadow: Ok - but you dont have plain potatoes then?

Waiter - The kitchen is on the 4th floor...they prepare and bring the food up.

Hab Health - So - the potatoes are on the 4th floor then...I mean - they have to be somewhere.

Sassy - Fuck.
Shadow - ok - can I speak to the manager?


Manager - Good evening. How may I help you?

Shadow - You can bring this young lady(Sassy) a potatoe..baked plain...no salt - you dont even have to butter it....

Manager - I JUST spoke with the Chef - this is highly unusual......we can have a plain baked potatoe prepared.....in ONE HOUR.
Sassy - FUCK

*5 second pause*

Shadow - an HOUR!?!?

Manager - Yes...had I known, I could have prepared something in advance.

Shadow - an HOUR!?!?!?


Manager - yes.

*BLINK*

Shadow - you are telling me you dont have a microwave in this joint?

Sassy - Fuck - Im outta here.

Shadow - you want me to walk you back to the hotel?

Sassy - please.




Random quotes:



*makes circle motion with finger* -"It goes around like this."

^^Jen



"Welome to the unfriendly world of having an open beer in your pocket"

^^Skywalker as he realizes his pants are soaking wet.



"Just because the material CAN stretch that far - doesnt mean it should"

^^Shadow on waitress at Hard Rock


"Im not afraid of you"

^^Hab Heath to Shadow


"Im going to log onto EF and move threads"

^^Jen - when asked what she and NYC were going to do till their train left.


"I need a SugarDaddy"

^^NycGirl


"Why does no one in Atlanta have a fucking baked potatoe?"

^^Sassy - AFTER her luch restaurant the day following the Sun Dial episode




'SSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"

^^Sassy on her abs/thigh pose.



"Im not afraid of him"

^^said by HH to anyone within hearing distance in reference to Shadow




"...told you that you would cock-block yourself"

^^Shadow to app after aaps comment " I locked myself out of the room"



"Text him back and correct the saying from 'Balls to the wall" to "Balls deep."

^^Shadow to HH on a referring a text message



"I spent 30 minutes with him and wanted to kill him"

^^Ulter to Shadow in regards to a non-EF someone...lol



"It doesnt matter what judges' co(k you had in your mouth last night....it all comes down to Quarter Turn to the right Bitches."

^^Skywalker in regards to some obvious gift placings.


"That was the most Gettho-shit I have EVER SEEN...that was worse than wresting."

^^Shadow in regards to an IFBB pros guest posing routine.



"Shit....Ronnie just gave birth backstage...."


^^Shadow in regards to the teen competitor, and Colemans massive gh gut, who immediately followed a pros' posing routine posing routine to retrieve a banner that was on the stage


"Bitches come..."

^^Shadow.....




"George wont ban a lifetime plat.....right?"

^^4everhung




"I dont like to brag...but I get more sex than I can handle"

^^George Spellwin - lol




"You have 2 choices:

A - you get into the pool.
B - I make you get into the pool"


^^Shadow to HHealth




"HEY!!!!"

^^Bunny to Shadow followed by a big hug





"Great"

^^Gunter




"Does he HAVE a sack?"

^^Bunny to Sassy in reference to Gunter being spread eagle backstage





"OMG - That is some high quality h20"

^^Shadow in reference to the 20 pro IFBB Fitness chicks......well...mainly Debbie Kruck's ass




"Dude - Frisky almost beat my ass"

^^aap in reference to the arm wrestling contest




"If I wanted to see that crap - I would go to a strip club"

^^nycgirl on a couple of "posing" routines in the show




"You wanna take it outside? The only thing between you and me is air and opportunity.....*2 second pause*...giggle"

^^HH to Shadow

"You are SUCH a candy-ass"

Shadow in reference to the giggle




"It was the best weekend of my life"

^^Sassy


"The award to the best poser goes to competitor 44..."

^^TY Felder to Sassy




"Screw the little medallions...I got the biggest trophy on the stage"

^^Sassy in reference tot he best posing award



"That chick is a monster"

^^Shadow in reference to the Nation-level competitor chick that outweighed
Sassy by 23 pounds...and yet was in the same weight class.




"Im so pround of you."

Shadow to Sassy



"They wouldnt let me into the club"

^^Ulter - in reference to getting split from the group




"That Matt - is a man."

^^Shadow in reference tot he Tranny on the corner across from the club



"How does he wash his back??"

^^Nycgirl and Jen in reference to Ronnie



"If I knew a guy was talking like that about me..there would be a ring on this finger..."

^^Hhealth


"No cover charge AND free shots.....wonder why THAT is?"

^^Matt in reference to a couple of clubs in Buckhead



"She a friend of yours?"

^^Matt to Shadow in reference to a chick at the club


"Do you know her?"

^^aap to Shadow in reference to same chick above as she walked by the second time
















....more as they come to me........

 

[JayC9]

"Welome to the unfriendly world of having an open beer in your pocket"

^^Skywalker as he realizes his pants are soaking wet.

Like it!

 

[The Shadow]

Like it!

Lemme tell ya - wait until you see some of the pics

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Wow, funny. What a great time!

Sassy looked so awesome.

 

[JayC9]

Lemme tell ya - wait until you see some of the pics

Did you take notes?

When my team does the Manila or HK tour one of the old boys takes little notes of what everyone says and on the last day we get together and have a mock trial where everyone gets the piss ripped out of them (eg when walking past a ladyboy bar Brian was overheard to say, "wow she looks good."), it's always a good laugh.

 

[alien amp pharm]

"Do you know her?"

^^aap to Shadow in reference to same chick above as she walked by the second time

That girl wanted you badly broly. The stopping mid walk, staring you up and down was a dead give away.

btw, Frisky almost really did beat me at arm wrestling.

 

[The Shadow]

Did you take notes?

When my team does the Manila or HK tour one of the old boys takes little notes of what everyone says and on the last day we get together and have a mock trial where everyone gets the piss ripped out of them (eg when walking past a ladyboy bar Brian was overheard to say, "wow she looks good."), it's always a good laugh.

Thats cool.........those are just things that I found really funny or pointed....the cool thing is for others to do the same as there was always 3-4 conversations happening at once

 

[Sub-Zero]

wait george spellwin was there!?

fill us in on what/who he looks like

i thought george was a generally admin used alter?

 

[habitualhealth]

"Im not afraid of you"

^^Hab Heath to Shadow


"Im not afraid of him"

^^said by HH to anyone within hearing distance in reference to Shadow

let the record state, i'm still not afraid of you.

"It doesnt matter what judges' co(k you had in your mouth last night....it all comes down to Quarter Turn to the right Bitches."

^^Skywalker in regards to some obvious gift placings.

lmao @ all the quarter turn to the rights by the EFers.

"You have 2 choices:

A - you get into the pool.
B - I make you get into the pool"

^^Shadow to HHealth

still not afraid of you

"You wanna take it outside? The only thing between you and me is air and opportunity.....*2 second pause*...giggle"

^^HH to Shadow

dang, HH sounds like a bad ass



Other random quotes:

"Not so tough when you dont have the ol PC to hide behind huh?"
^^ HH (and everyone else) to aap

"DAAANNNNGGGGG"
^^everyone

"who invited that guy anyway?"
^^anonymous

"NERD ALERT"
^^HH to nycgirl for texting and chatting ALL weekend from her cell.

"Isn't it past you guy's bedtime" (said at 8:30)
^^HH to Jenz and Shadow

"Let's see you shake yo groove thang gurl"
^^all the crap talkers to HH

"You're not as fat as I thought you would be"
^^aap to HH upon first meeting

 

[alien amp pharm]

"You're not as fat as I thought you would be"
^^aap to HH upon first meeting

LMAO! ^^^Totally taken out of context