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Outlets for your psychotic side

Lao Tzu

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What does everyone do to give an outlet to their wild, psychotic side (I'm looking at you Biteme)? I feel like I need some kind of outlet. I am still working at getting in shape for kickboxing, hoping that'll help.

I remember one time in my ballroom dancing class some girl I was dancing with got totally creeped out by my eyes. Everytime after that for the rest of the semester that I would go up to dance with her she would walk away. That was fun. Wasn't the first time I'd gotten that reaction from someone.
 
Lao Tzu said:
What does everyone do to give an outlet to their wild, psychotic side (I'm looking at you Biteme)? I feel like I need some kind of outlet. I am still working at getting in shape for kickboxing, hoping that'll help.


post pics of my ass here. you should try it.
 
Lao Tzu said:
I don't feel like posting pics of your ass right now. Perhaps later.


okay my bad you got me... I meant " I post pics of my ass here.. YOU should try posting picks of your ass too"
 
i sometimes get a little nuts on the crotch rocket, not very often though

i weird out some people at my gyms if i get psyched up
 
NickyE3 said:
i sometimes get a little nuts on the crotch rocket, not very often though

i weird out some people at my gyms if i get psyched up

Yeah. I should look into bungie jumping or skydiving as well as kickboxing. Weirding people out is both really fun and somewhat embarassing.

You'd assume UA_Iron or Biteme would be here with advice, they seem loco.
 
i also like to put girls in akward situations, get them all red in the face and then they gotta leave the room. lol
but 99% of the time i am reserved - which im working on "breaking outta my shell"
 
I learned to meditate and control it. Otherwise I would probably be in jail or dead (and other people would have died along the way). Seriously.
 
Lao Tzu said:
What does everyone do to give an outlet to their wild, psychotic side (I'm looking at you Biteme)? I feel like I need some kind of outlet. I am still working at getting in shape for kickboxing, hoping that'll help.

I remember one time in my ballroom dancing class some girl I was dancing with got totally creeped out by my eyes. Everytime after that for the rest of the semester that I would go up to dance with her she would walk away. That was fun. Wasn't the first time I'd gotten that reaction from someone.

I have a board, a large section of 2X8 that is about 3 feet long each. I take my hammer or 5 lb mallet and hit them on the ground until I am totally out of breath. I've tried hitting heavyg bags, running, metal thrashing, weights, and NOTHING beats this. I feel wonderful and so spent after about 2-3 straight minutes of just maddening rage. I hit it so hard I see stars and blacks spots. It is my pressure relief valve and what a relief it is.
 
I scream and bawl my eyes out whilst pulling my hair and stamping my feet. Holding your breath till your head looks like it's going to explode also works.
 
I like to kill hookers, or just those I think are hookers, then slow cook them and serve them to friends.

Works wonders bro.

Unless people don't like what I am serving, then I get even more meat to slow cook.

Peace out.
 
Lao Tzu said:
Yeah. I should look into bungie jumping or skydiving as well as kickboxing. Weirding people out is both really fun and somewhat embarassing.

You'd assume UA_Iron or Biteme would be here with advice, they seem loco.

Well, as you know, I go thru periods of decapitating people. Getting regular pussy has seemed to cure me for now.
 
I think a good start for beginners would be to kill people that do infomercials. I'm hearing one now in the background. Makes me want to kill.
 
This is an example of a serious thread that went awry.

I agree with subzeero. No I'm not gay!


My shit is here on EF I guess. As someof you may have norticed, I don't make the most honest threads or posts in the world. lol But it is a good way to just relieve stress and act crazy, because IM NOT CRAZY. Yeah, I'm pretty normal IRL. This place keeps me that way. lol



Also, I believe the better shape you're in physically, helps with dealing with stuff. I know it happens with me, that's all I'm going by. I know "being in shape" is a relative term but if it's one less thing you worry about in your daily life, then it's a plus. Just having good cardiovascular health does wonders too.
 
I just weave the insanity into my everyday life. Once you and everyone around you gets passed the initial phase of "OMG, that dude is insane. wtf is going on with him?!", people expect it from you and it actually becomes quite endearing
 
You just need to get laid more often. It works wonders.
 
justinjones1963 said:
I learned to meditate and control it. Otherwise I would probably be in jail or dead (and other people would have died along the way). Seriously.

I have learned to control it via meditation for the most part. I worry that an outlet would just make it worse sometimes.
 
My signature says it all.
 
KillahBee said:
I just weave the insanity into my everyday life. Once you and everyone around you gets passed the initial phase of "OMG, that dude is insane. wtf is going on with him?!", people expect it from you and it actually becomes quite endearing
In other words, you're 'special'.
 
Diving deep usually does it for me. Most therapeutic is around 80+ feet off Ft. Lauderdale Beach on a solo dive hunting lobster in a lazy current & 80 ft visibility.
 
giving the heavy bag a good thrashing is always a good stress reliever

the next time an armless, legless 100 lb torso gives me any lip it's go time bros
that's whats up
 
weights, heavy bag, electric guitar (LOUDLY!!!!!). Shooting guns would be nice, but since I'm a felon....(and I'm gellin'!)...

But the pent up shit gets out with all the other stuff
 
I just date / marry / have babies with girls that are far more psychotic than myself.

It has the effect of masking my own psychosis... it's all about contrast people.

No one can tell how crazy I am with these bitches around, including myself.
 
I lift or listen to hard ass music really loud.....also taking a deep breath after getting off the ski lift at the top of a 5,000' mountain standing in fresh POW makes one realize that the stupid shit isn't worth getting upset about.....
 
krishna said:
guitar: lead or rythem, acoustic or electric


me too!

But i sort of suck at it at this point. I play the blues, some classical fingure picking stuff. But i am far from where i want to be.

Cheers to the guitar though.
 
jenscats5 said:
I lift or listen to hard ass music really loud.....also taking a deep breath after getting off the ski lift at the top of a 5,000' mountain standing in fresh POW makes one realize that the stupid shit isn't worth getting upset about.....
that's mothre frickin right, good stuff... I'll be getting my Colorado Pass here in a week or so. Season pass to Vail, Breck, Keystone, A Basin...
 
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