Our first fight.

[biteme]

Do you remeber what your first fight with your SO was about? Well ours is about her popping the zits on my back. That shit hurts and I've finallly gotten angry about it.

 

[Dial_tone]

we have yet to have one.....it's tough to find shit to argue about when you're 1200 miles away.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Do you remeber what your first fight with your SO was about? Well ours is about her popping the zits on my back. That shit hurts and I've finallly gotten angry about it.

I hope she let's you keep that bikini top.

 

[biteme]

She takes great care of me. I get pampered.

 

[velvett]

It was kinda stupid but I was seriously pissed at the time.

I was making dinner which typically never takes me more than 30-45 min. So the beau is over and I'm half way through cooking and he goes outside and says, "I'll be right back" to which I said "dinner will be ready soon".

An hour and 20 minutes later he came back.

I was rather miffed to say the least and didn't hide it when he returned.

LOL

I just went on about the shrimp and how they we ruined because reheating would make them rubbery. That made him feel bad which made me feel bad - ack what a stupid mess that was...

 

[supersizeme]

where did he go for an hour and twenty minutes?

 

[Sub-Zero]

Do you remeber what your first fight with your SO was about? Well ours is about her popping the zits on my back. That shit hurts and I've finallly gotten angry about it.

heres an idea, quit using backzitroids and she wont have to pop your ugly oiil filled nastysacks.

im on her side cause hurting people is damn fun

 

[Sub-Zero]

where did he go for an hour and twenty minutes?

yeah, that was probably what you should have been mad at...

unless you didnt find out

 

[Deleted member 33117]

heres an idea, quit using backzitroids and she wont have to pop your ugly oiil filled nastysacks.

im on her side cause hurting people is damn fun

Yeah you should be like me and use eq and winstrol. No acne. That is all your fault for using a test/dbol stack and only taking one shower a day.

I got your back starfish...you go girl.

 

[jerseyart]

Dude, that's just nasty.

I dated a girl like that. Like a fucking chimp the way she was always picking at my skin. Just dump her now.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Wow you all are tame..

our first fight was because I was still screwing my ex-girlfriend..

I dont mess aound when it comes to screwing up (not that I screwed up.. that girl was an INCREDIBLE lay)

 

[velvett]

where did he go for an hour and twenty minutes?

His mom lives nearby - he was helping her move some furniture and then got started doing some plumbing repairs for her.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Ouch a mom that lives nearby.. THATs a recipe for disaster

 

[velvett]

Ouch a mom that lives nearby.. THATs a recipe for disaster

Yes, in most cases.

She's pretty cool, minds her own business and most importantly LOVES ME.

 

[Y_lifter]

A girl popping a guys back zits is like a guy offering to change out
his girls tampon...

 

[jerseyart]

A girl popping a guys back zits is like a guy offering to change out
his girls tampon...

Except some of them like to do it

 

[Y_lifter]

I swear,
I saw a chick doing bf zitt popping sitting in a booth at a decent resturant once..

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Do you remeber what your first fight with your SO was about? Well ours is about her popping the zits on my back. That shit hurts and I've finallly gotten angry about it.

She pops the zits on your back? Damn man, you're lucky. I hate my zits but I can't reach them and I get bloody trying to scrape them off...

 

[jerseyart]

All right, this gets my vote for the most disgusting thread ever.

Thanks for the contribution Ulcaster. I appreciate the visual

 

[UA_Iron]

I asked some lesbian in my math class to pop a large nodule on my back. I told her I would do it for her, and that thats what friends do. Still couldnt convince her.

She was kind of weirded out.

First fight with my ex girlfriend was probably over why I didnt want to do something that she wanted to do...selfish person she was.

 

[Mr. dB]

Do you remeber what your first fight with your SO was about? Well ours is about her popping the zits on my back. That shit hurts and I've finallly gotten angry about it.

Good god, she willingly pops back zits? What a gem!

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

what teh hell, I go away for a few days and biteme lives with velvett whoa.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Good god, she willingly pops back zits? What a gem!

I know right.... his chick is willing to pop his backne for him... and he still bitches.

 

[biteme]

She does everything for me. I should consider myself lucky.

 

[jerkbox]

thats pretty gross mang

 

[gonelifting]

Mine wanted me to get glasses because of my poor eyesight, I did`nt, we fought about it.

I wear glasses now... After 10 years of contact lenses first.

 

[jerseyart]

Mine wanted me to get glasses because of my poor eyesight, I did`nt, we fought about it.

I wear glasses now... After 10 years of contact lenses first.

That's not even mildly entertaining or interesting.

Now if you had written that after you bought the glasses and saw clearly, you were no longer attracted to her, then that would have been amusing in an ironic sort of way.

Clear all future posts by me to avoid this happening again

 

[gonelifting]

That's not even mildly entertaining or interesting.

Now if you had written that after you bought the glasses and saw clearly, you were no longer attracted to her, then that would have been amusing in an ironic sort of way.

Clear all future posts by me to avoid this happening again

That was the running joke when we were going through the process of contacts. The eye doctor knew how bad my eyesight was and right before I left the room with my contacts in for the first time he said "Wait till you see how beauitful your girlfriend is." lol No lie. lmao

So I married her shortly after that. (8 years later)

 

[jerseyart]

That was the running joke when we were going through the process of contacts. The eye doctor knew how bad my eyesight was and right before I left the room with my contacts in for the first time he said "Wait till you see how beauitful your girlfriend is." lol No lie. lmao

So I married her shortly after that. (8 years later)

LOL, now see thats much better. I knew if I rode you a little you were capable of producing better than the next to last post.

My doctor thinks he's a comedian. Last visit he insists on a prostate exam. Sure enough the nurse comes in during the "examination" and leaves the door wide enough open for two women standing outside to see in, and they did. He then jokes that at least I didnt catch anything he couldnt cure

Ba da boom

 

[gonelifting]

LOL, now see thats much better. I knew if I rode you a little you were capable of producing better than the next to last post.

My doctor thinks he's a comedian. Last visit he insists on a prostate exam. Sure enough the nurse comes in during the "examination" and leaves the door wide enough open for two women standing outside to see in, and they did. He then jokes that at least I didnt catch anything he couldnt cure

Ba da boom

Same exact thing happened to me. I HATE going to the dentist.

 

[RADAR]

Do you remeber what your first fight with your SO was about? Well ours is about her popping the zits on my back. That shit hurts and I've finallly gotten angry about it.

Get some b5 and dry those things up, don't make starfish do your "dirty" laundry!


RADAR

 

[jerseyart]

GL

Perkele is your dentist? Those "treatments" don't actualy prevent cavities or make your teeth whiter. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news orb

 

[Mr. dB]

Mine wanted me to get glasses because of my poor eyesight, I did`nt, we fought about it.

I wear glasses now... After 10 years of contact lenses first.

Yes, they're visible in your avatar. Nice frames.

 

[starfish]

You guys are gullible if you believe this thread.

 

[BO-DEN]

i never have the energy to put up a fight with my girlfriend

 

[jenscats5]

My hubby likes me to pick his cuticles/fingernails....