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Osama Conspiracy Theories
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SPEKTOR-AAA
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I wanted to see him tortured on live television.....by a group of American women whos husbands were killed at the WTC.
That would have been some badddd ju ju right there. My bad no conspiracy here lol.
That would have been some badddd ju ju right there. My bad no conspiracy here lol.
DaBangEm
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No conspiracy just find it curious they gave him a proper burial. They tried like hell to get Hussein alive and then had a formal trial and hung him.
It just doesn't make much sense to me to shoot this kid in the face then give him a proper Muslim burial at sea. Why and when have we err done something like that?
It just doesn't make much sense to me to shoot this kid in the face then give him a proper Muslim burial at sea. Why and when have we err done something like that?
billfred
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or we could have had pigs eat his body at ground zero. Now how many people would that piss off?
SPEKTOR-AAA
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Because we respect the religion and hate the man. I would think the Muslim world might hate us less for giving him a proper burial despite how he impacted everyone's life around the globe. We're 'Mericans
we call him OBL around here
This.
Plus, what country on Earth would want the man buried there? It's like the biggest shit magnet you could think of.
Seems pretty simple to answer....not doing so gives his followers a rallying point/recruiting source. Comparing it with hussein is sort of irrelevant because you don't know what proceedures were followed after his death.
Sticking with the topic, I hear they Aquanet'ed his beard and shaved it off for the Smithsonian before his burial
SPEKTOR-AAA
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Is it true they buried him at sea so no country could bury him and build a shrine over his body for people to worship?
I hadn't heard that, but it would make sense as a reason no country would accept his remains.
I'm calling BS
why? makes sense right?
I think Obama didnt know a damn thing and he just got filled in y CIA black ops a couple of hours before the speech, he obviously couldnt go out and say "my fellow Americans, I too just found out about what happened" LMAO xD
SPEKTOR-AAA
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hahaha nans
Im pretty sure he knew about this for a long time. Pretty funny how we didnt tell Pakistan till after we did it. They really hate us now haha
From what I've been told by people who would know, those black ops teams answer directly to the president...
Lancer55
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I have a theory, hes sitting in a cave somwhere smokin pot, I have teh proof!
YouTube - Osama Night Live
YouTube - Osama Night Live
Lancer55
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SPEKTOR-AAA
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No, it makes sense, just stirring the pot
chris302001
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didn't take them long to crank that out..
LOL I was kidding Nef, just throwing my insane theory out there to collaborate for lols 
MichaelScott
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racist, just sayin'
totally
most likely testing pot fogs effectiveness over water boarding. Pot fog always makes you tell the truth and is admissible in court.
mrplunkey
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Screw pot! I'd be injecting sodium pentathol into him like pick3 receives semen injections.
chris302001
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Imagine if you gave one of these doodes a sex change... Now that would be funny when they wake up with a mutilated looking cooter
digimon7068
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i always thought the asshole died in a cave in asscrackistan back in 2001 or 2002 when they were bombing the shit out of everything...this exercise was just an opportunity to 1) give the whole thing some finality (because they never found his body...and surprise-surprise, we still don't have one) and 2) give the dems a much needed shot in the arm when they DESPARATELY need one...i really don't care either way...as long as the spineless piece of fucking garbage is dead.
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I'm still not voting for Obama... just sayin'
mrplunkey
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PICK3
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mrplunkey
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Who doesn't
TMI broheim!
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