Only in my life!!!

[slat1]

So I meet this smoking, and I mean smoking, hot girl. We shot the shit. Got along real well. She took my card with all my info on it and emailed me this morning.

Good news:
She wants me to do all sorts of freaky shit with her!

Bad news:
I tried to reply to her email and it keeps getting returned.
She also included a link to her website (nude pics.. he he) where she told I could find her contact info in a folder she set up for me.
Well, its a pay site. I'm not paying just to get her phone number etc...

Bottom line:
She was all pumped up to hang out. She wants the Hot Cock bad. She will be waiting for me to contact her. I have no way of doing it!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 

[Smurfy]

lol youve been schooled/


it's ok, youre hot. youdont need her

 

[deltreefitness]

You don't get it yet do you?

 

[chefbone]

It's a trap either way you look at it. She wants your Credit Card.

 

[Cutiebaby]

lol...

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

So I meet this smoking, and I mean smoking, hot girl. We shot the shit. Got along real well. She took my card with all my info on it and emailed me this morning.

Good news:
She wants me to do all sorts of freaky shit with her!

Bad news:
I tried to reply to her email and it keeps getting returned.
She also included a link to her website (nude pics.. he he) where she told I could find her contact info in a folder she set up for me.
Well, its a pay site. I'm not paying just to get her phone number etc...

Bottom line:
She was all pumped up to hang out. She wants the Hot Cock bad. She will be waiting for me to contact her. I have no way of doing it!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

$$$$$

 

[slat1]

She'll call. They always do. I just need some lovin bad. I don't feel like waiting around.
I think it is time to end the Vagina Strike with a huge blaze of glory!

 

[bran987]

she's a nude webcam paysite chick? I don't get it

 

[Smurfy]

lol @ she'll call. if she calls you, you should charge her.

 

[NJjuice22]

your stock will go up bigtime if you post that website.

 

[Sub-Zero]

So I meet this smoking, and I mean smoking, hot girl. We shot the shit. Got along real well. She took my card with all my info on it and emailed me this morning.

Good news:
She wants me to do all sorts of freaky shit with her!

Bad news:
I tried to reply to her email and it keeps getting returned.
She also included a link to her website (nude pics.. he he) where she told I could find her contact info in a folder she set up for me.
Well, its a pay site. I'm not paying just to get her phone number etc...

Bottom line:
She was all pumped up to hang out. She wants the Hot Cock bad. She will be waiting for me to contact her. I have no way of doing it!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

dude, she just owned you.

cant you see shes trying to get your money, and you to sign up...shes a fuckin slut.

on the other hand, sign up with a face CC number, or see if there is a 1 week trial, sign up, cancel rigth after u get the number (and link us to some pictures)

 

[Sub-Zero]

It's a trap either way you look at it. She wants your Credit Card.

word!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

What happend to the no more stipper/pornstar/model thing?

 

[Mr. Black]

.
She also included a link to her website (nude pics.. he he)

Post that shit up!

 

[nycgirl]

You don't get it yet do you?

No, he doesn't.

 

[NJjuice22]

What happend to the no more stipper/pornstar/model thing?

why do women always have to remind of us of the stupid little promises we guys make to ourselves..you know damn well we arent going to keep them.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

why do women always have to remind of us of the stupid little promises we guys make to ourselves..you know damn well we arent going to keep them.

I am trying to help

 

[slat1]

What happend to the no more stipper/pornstar/model thing?

Bla bla bla... who cares. I am going to spread my demon seed all over this country in the next month or so. The only hot girls I meet are stippers/pornstars/models. Plus, those are the only girls that like me anyway.

 

[patsfan1379]

i dont believe it unless we get a link

 

[slat1]

i dont believe it unless we get a link

Once I hit it I will get an access code an post it. Until then...

Damnit. I was going to post a topless picture of her. My F*CK*NG computer does not recognize a jpeg file.. WTF?

*if this somehow effects my looking at porn someone is going to die!

 

[awittyusername]

Hey, salt1.... You are in real estate.... I own the Brooklyn Bridge. Would you like to buy it for $1,000. I need the money.

 

[Lestat]

thats awesome man,

are you sure she is not just spammin you though?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Bla bla bla... who cares. I am going to spread my demon seed all over this country in the next month or so. The only hot girls I meet are stippers/pornstars/models. Plus, those are the only girls that like me anyway.

MEN

 

[slat1]

MEN

I'm so bending you over a couch when I see you!

 

[slat1]

Damnit... now I'm all horny.

 

[slat1]

Not sure if Image Shack is back online for us or not.

 

[slat1]

WTF... this is so f'n annoying!
Someone tell me a site where i can host the picture!

 

[Seashell]

WTF... this is so f'n annoying!
Someone tell me a site where i can host the picture!

www.tinypic.com

lol @ you being all disgruntled and frustrated

 

[slat1]

http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=96lqgk

 

[Deterass]

http://tinypic.com/

 

[slat1]

I don't know how long that will stay up. There was something mentioned about "no nudity"...

 

[Seashell]

http://tinypic.com/

 

[Deterass]

I don't know how long that will stay up. There was something mentioned about "no nudity"...

do it anyways.............do it now!

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

WTF... this is so f'n annoying!
Someone tell me a site where i can host the picture!

Bro did you miss this thread-

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=412097&page=2&pp=20&highlight=elite+galleries

near the "bottom" is your answer.

 

[slat1]

http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=96lqgk

Its right here!

 

[slat1]

Part of the email:

"I'm not looking for
a long term relationship, just the non-chalant sexy
evening with a champagne breakfast in a nice hotel
room. So, can you sneak away a night or two? I already
know what I want so you don't have to worry much...
Just be yourself. I like to role play a lot, I can be
a naughty girl and need punishment I'm into those
kinds of things."

 

[Evil_Frisky]

lol

she'll prolly make you pay for sex too.

 

[slat1]

lol

she'll prolly make you pay for sex too.

LOL.. then she'll be surprised when I break out my credit card machine and tell her my rates!

 

[Deterass]

She's hot,too bad she charges for it.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Not sure if Image Shack is back online for us or not.

im sorry honey... but that whole kissing a frog thing and her turning into a princess only happens in fairytales

 

[nycgirl]

I guess the "all you can eat" breakfast buffet is out of the question.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol one way or another, youd better write the outcome of this one up in detail (i always seem to get flak )

 

[deltreefitness]

What's the email address domain name? (ie. @buymeahotelsuite.com)

 

[nycgirl]

What's the email address domain name? (ie. @buymeahotelsuite.com)

Nah, its [email protected].

 

[Deterass]

Nah, its [email protected].

I'm in!

 

[bran987]

I don't know how long that will stay up. There was something mentioned about "no nudity"...

llololo you are gonna get us banned from another pic site

 

[slat1]

I would never steal that honor away from you!