One time i told my mom my fish was dead when i knew it was just sleeping. i then watched her flush it down the toilet.

[Sub-Zero]

i wanted to see if it could outswim the toilet spiral

 

[timtim]

murderer

 

[Sub-Zero]

i didnt kill it, my mom did

 

[Faizakafez]

i would have cooked it and ate it!

one time at band camp i went to sleep then woke up then did stuff then went to sleep and woke up then took a bus home

 

[Sub-Zero]

i would have cooked it and ate it!

one time at band camp i went to sleep then woke up then did stuff then went to sleep and woke up then took a bus home

one time at band camp u shoved a flute up a dogs pussy. both of them hissed alot

 

[Faizakafez]

i played the air guitar after!

 

[Sub-Zero]

i played the air guitar after!

i trained a dog to only fuck fat women cause they are fucking stupid and do whatever you train them to.

then i fucked yonker's mom while my dog fucked his fat wife