one bourbon,one scotch,one mod

[Spartacus]

Wanna tell you a story,
About the elite C&C blues
I come home one Saturday,
Had to tell the site I'd-a lost my main throb
She said that don't confront me,
Long as I get my respect next Friday
Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent,
And out the door I went

 

[PICK3]

I'm on the wagon.

 

[needtogetarmy]

I'd punch the person in the face who did you wrong.

I'd donkey punch pick3 for not being supportive.

 

[Spartacus]

So I goes to the landlady,
I said, "You let me slide?"
I'll have the respect for you in a month.
Next I don't know
So said let me slide it on you know people,
I notice when I come home in the evening
She ain't got nothing nice to say to me,
But for five year she was so nice
Loh' she was lovy-dovy,
I come home one particular evening
The landlady said, "You got the respect yet?",
I said, "No, can't find none to give"
Therefore I ain't got no respect to pay
She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no respect"
Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a thread,
Leaning up against a post"
I said "But I'm drunk, I've been postin' all day"
She said "That don't concern me,
Long as I get my respect"
Now next Saturday come I didn't have the respect,
And out the door I went

 

[Spartacus]

So I go down the streets,
Down to my good friend's board
I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know,
Can I stay with you maybe a couple days?"
He said "Let me go and ask my x-wife"
He come out of the house,
I could see it in his face
I know that was no
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know"
I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"
So I go back home
I tell the shemodlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the respect
She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah"
And then she was so nice,
Loh' she was lovy-dovy
So I go in my bookieforum, pack up my things and I go,
I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go
She a-howlin' about the respect, she'll be lucky to get any back ,
She ain't gonna get none of it
So I stop in the local bar you know people,
I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender
Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Haven't heard that song in forever.

 

[Spartacus]

One bourbon, one scotch, one mod
Well I ain't seen my karma since I don't know when,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
Need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one mod
One bourbon, one scotch, one mod

 

[Spartacus]

But I'm sitting now at the bar,
I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow
I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer
Looked down the bar, here come the mod
I said "Look man, come down here"
So what you want?

 

[PICK3]

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[Spartacus]

One bourbon, one scotch, one mod
No I ain't seen my karma since the week before last,
Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed
Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,
Need me a triple shot of that stuff
Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,
I want one bourbon, one shot and one mod
One bourbon, one scotch, one mod

 

[Spartacus]

Now by this time I'm plenty high,
You know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high
Looked down the keyboard I say to myself
I said "Look needto, come down here", he got down there
So what you want this time?
I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"
He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock
Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"

 

[Spartacus]

One bourbon, one scotch, one mod
No I ain't seen my karma since a nigh' and a week,
Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one mod
One bourbon, one scotch, one mod

 

[digger]

Give me three bombs
Give me three bombs mister
Give me three bombs on the board
Gimme three bombs
Gimme three bombs mister
And ol' Digger will make it four

For shore.

 

[Spartacus]

Give me three bombs
Give me three bombs mister
Give me three bombs on the board
Gimme three bombs
Gimme three bombs mister
And ol' Digger will make it four

For shore.

that took a lot of thought