One Ball shrinking

[ryno9000]

Ok, so on my last cycle I thought it was maybe my imagination. But this cycle it is so very apparent: My right ball is shrinking while my left one is staying relatively plump. My leftie may be shrinking too, but not at the same rate as my right one. Anyone ever had this happen? Why in god's name...

 

[DJLegacy2k1]

Lol, you sound like I did when I noticed my guys were shrinking and the only thing I was on was ECA....come to find out there was Yohimbe in my stack and I didnt know it, which is what caused my issues. I was confused and freaked lol...

Anyways, Im sure you can see some slight differences in size, if its DRAMATIC Id be worried...Maybe its all in your head...

-Legacy

 

[ryno9000]

Lol, you sound like I did when I noticed my guys were shrinking and the only thing I was on was ECA....come to find out there was Yohimbe in my stack and I didnt know it, which is what caused my issues. I was confused and freaked lol...

Anyways, Im sure you can see some slight differences in size, if its DRAMATIC Id be worried...Maybe its all in your head...

-Legacy

I know its not all in my head, because the girl that I was dating for a short bit was going down on me and actually had the nerve to stop mid blowjob and comment "your balls are different size." To which I replied "Damn bitch, keep sucking." Ok, thats a true story with a little humor in there, but really, the difference is totally observable and I don't understand how shrinking can only take place on one testicle.

 

[nzrodney]

Hcg on cycle helpful. But dont be too concerned as things will get back to normal after your cycle & PCT. Just tell you bitch you dont fuck with your balls!

 

[Chocolate_Thunder]

If you run hcg durng cycle and your PCT is spot on you'll be fine by week 3, at least I was.

 

[OneBreath]

Out of curiosity, how do you guys measure your shrinkage? I mean do you just have a feel for it or do you actually take a circumference measurement?

 

[the elite addict]

Out of curiosity, how do you guys measure your shrinkage? I mean do you just have a feel for it or do you actually take a circumference measurement?

for me it is visible.

 

[OneBreath]

for me it is visible.

so you pull the sac skin tight around the ball and you can just tell the difference?

 

[Chocolate_Thunder]

so you pull the sac skin tight around the ball and you can just tell the difference?

Usually, you can see and feel.

BUT, since I switched my hcg from 500iu's a week to 2 x 250 a week I have notice a big difference for the better. They seem to stay just fine with no shrikage at all.

 

[ViperHMS]

Out of curiosity, how do you guys measure your shrinkage? I mean do you just have a feel for it or do you actually take a circumference measurement?

LMFAO at the thought of someone taking a tape measure and wrapping it around one of their balls. WTF

 

[centy]

My nuts are two different sizes. I notice that the smaller one shrinks faster than the fat one when 'on.'

Tell ur woman that this is what happens without enough head.

 

[lookinfit75]

I actually had a water dispacement tank specially made to messure the mass of my balls to ensure optimal size at all times.

 

[OneBreath]

I actually had a water dispacement tank specially made to messure the mass of my balls to ensure optimal size at all times.

lol. I was just curious because i can only tell if there is a large difference. It seems i'll hear people say "starting to shrink a bit" and i'm wondering how they can sense this subtle difference.

 

[joe d]

Ok, so on my last cycle I thought it was maybe my imagination. But this cycle it is so very apparent: My right ball is shrinking while my left one is staying relatively plump. My leftie may be shrinking too, but not at the same rate as my right one. Anyone ever had this happen? Why in god's name...

If it was me i would be forced to tell my girlfriend the truth. i would get myself looking as worried as i could look her straight in the eye and tell her i was just diagnosed with shrunkballitis a serous but curable condition. I nedd to get plenty of rest. (no taking out trash, cutting grass, fixing shit the kids broke ect.) and i should also ejaculate 2-3 times per day to help rid my body of the disease but it is important not to strain in the process. the best position is for me to be lying on my back or in a seated position (like on the couch in fron of the tv) and that oral sex is probably the best method as it would cause the least impact on the testis.

 

[lookinfit75]

If it was me i would be forced to tell my girlfriend the truth. i would get myself looking as worried as i could look her straight in the eye and tell her i was just diagnosed with shrunkballitis a serous but curable condition. I nedd to get plenty of rest. (no taking out trash, cutting grass, fixing shit the kids broke ect.) and i should also ejaculate 2-3 times per day to help rid my body of the disease but it is important not to strain in the process. the best position is for me to be lying on my back or in a seated position (like on the couch in fron of the tv) and that oral sex is probably the best method as it would cause the least impact on the testis.

Oh shit that made me laugh way too loud hahaha. You don't know how many times I've used the ol' "I hurt my back at the gym baby" line HAHAHA.

 

[ryno9000]

If it was me i would be forced to tell my girlfriend the truth. i would get myself looking as worried as i could look her straight in the eye and tell her i was just diagnosed with shrunkballitis a serous but curable condition. I nedd to get plenty of rest. (no taking out trash, cutting grass, fixing shit the kids broke ect.) and i should also ejaculate 2-3 times per day to help rid my body of the disease but it is important not to strain in the process. the best position is for me to be lying on my back or in a seated position (like on the couch in fron of the tv) and that oral sex is probably the best method as it would cause the least impact on the testis.

Haha that was fucking awesome.

 

[ViperHMS]

lol. I was just curious because i can only tell if there is a large difference. It seems i'll hear people say "starting to shrink a bit" and i'm wondering how they can sense this subtle difference.

Its the way of a Jedi! Use the force.

 

[halfcenturian]

If it was me i would be forced to tell my girlfriend the truth. i would get myself looking as worried as i could look her straight in the eye and tell her i was just diagnosed with shrunkballitis a serous but curable condition. I nedd to get plenty of rest. (no taking out trash, cutting grass, fixing shit the kids broke ect.) and i should also ejaculate 2-3 times per day to help rid my body of the disease but it is important not to strain in the process. the best position is for me to be lying on my back or in a seated position (like on the couch in fron of the tv) and that oral sex is probably the best method as it would cause the least impact on the testis.

I trained my wife to do that years ago...........Sadly, in 1996, she caught on.

 

[lookinfit75]

Shit that line is so fricken funny. I just got back from work to check out the board and cracked the fuck up when I read that line, again. I laughed so hard I think my balls grew a little.

 

[OneBreath]

I just thought of something, bf calipers. I've got a business idea in the works .............

 

[centy]

^ugh. Just don't let the calipers snap closed.

I can tell if they've shrunken by just noting their relative size whilst they are resting on the woman's chin.

 

[halfcenturian]

^ugh. Just don't let the calipers snap closed.

I can tell if they've shrunken by just noting their relative size whilst they are resting on the woman's chin.

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[mus1cjunk1e]

This thread is classic. I just laughed out loud at work. God only knows what they think I'm reading

 

[lookinfit75]

^ugh. Just don't let the calipers snap closed.

I can tell if they've shrunken by just noting their relative size whilst they are resting on the woman's chin.

Ah yes, the tried and true TEA BAG test never fails.

 

[OneBreath]

A device similar to digital bf calipers could give an accurate diameter measurement. It could even sync up with your computer blue tooth style and show graphical atrophy / hypertrophy changes throughout your cycle. Fuckin send you a text message when you need to hit some HCG based on user defined floor and ceiling measurements.

Or you could just slap them up on your womans chin.

 

[mus1cjunk1e]

A device similar to digital bf calipers could give an accurate diameter measurement. It could even sync up with your computer blue tooth style and show graphical atrophy / hypertrophy changes throughout your cycle. Fuckin send you a text message when you need to hit some HCG based on user defined floor and ceiling measurements.

Damn if it does all that I'd buy one. Not even kidding either.